Novel & Cerita Monday Funny Memes

Jasmine's POV Its Monday and the first day of school. I hate Mondays. Especially the first Monday of a new term. Seeing annoying faces again. Then there are those that will begin showing off whatever new thing they bought during the holiday, and telling each other about all the rubbish they've been up to. Let me not forget those senior girls who will begin to behave like they're on top of the world and the senior boys showing off their new swag. Breakfast was served then it was time for assembly.

I groaned, snuggling up my duvet. “ Are you really going back to sleep again? Do you even know what today is?” Mona asked frustrated. I was genuinely the one frustrated at this point because she was interrupting my sleep. “ It's a day in the week. Happy?” “ Argh! Sometimes, you can be so…impossible,” she groaned. She didn't say anything for a few seconds, she was probably calming herself. I couldn't be bothered right now. “ Today is Monday. Did you forget you are to have classes with Sir Kia?” She reminded calmly.

”* The internet tore her apart instantly. Brian looked at the screen, then at me. “Should we get popcorn?” he asked. I grinned. “Absolutely.” ***************************** By noon, the internet was on fire. Like actual wildfire. Everyone was dragging Monica like she insulted the whole world personally. Memes. Tweets. TikToks. Edits with clown music. Side-by-side photos of her fake smile next to horror movie characters. Even people who didn’t know her started joining the fight. And the funniest part?

And basically everybody who came to watch the fight. This is why Monday gets a lot of hate from almost every single person in the planet. Monday always give them a preconceived anxiety. Monday is like a tsunami waiting to smash every single person hanging out at the beach front. I personally don’t have any vendetta about Mondays but now I think I’m starting to conjure one. *** “How are you feeling today?” Wednesday asked and patted my forehead the moment I joined her and my dad for breakfast. “I feel fine.” I replied as I start to put food on my plate.

Zane glanced up from the sofa, one eyebrow lifted, looking way too amused for someone causing international drama. “He swore yesterday,” I continued calmly, “no paparazzi. Said all routes were clear. Turns out one of the damn baristas at that brunch place—” “—TOOK PHOTOS BEHIND A STACK OF CROISSANTS AND NOW I’M A MEME!” Her breath hitched. I could hear a tissue ripping on the other end. “Everyone’s laughing at me. My mom says you should be replaced. She says I look... stupid.” I stared at the ceiling. “I’m sorry.”

Kelsey “Why do you insist on going to the gym on Mondays?” I grumbled, tugging on a black tank top to go over my bright green sports bra. Mindy was tying her shoe. “If you skip Monday, then you’ll skip Tuesday, if you skip Tuesday, you’ll skip Wednesday. Monday is the most important day to go to the gym. 99% of people who are successful in life don’t skip the gym on Mondays.” “I wouldn’t be going to the gym if you didn’t drag me here,” I mumbled, tying my hair into a high ponytail. “It’s always so busy. If I get the treadmill by the cleaning station again, I’m going to lose it.”

It was another boring afternoon session. My day ended in school with a blink of an eye and I was utterly tired, I mean who wouldn’t hate Mondays right? If there’s someone who does not hate Monday then he is pretty much not a normal person for sure. MILO'S POV I was busy in my notebook with this unfinished lyric that I have written a few days ago. I sat in the dressing room while the others were getting their hair done by Lou. I grabbed my pen and stared at the scribbled words I have written on my page:

At least I prevented the raining shouts and arguments that would have transpired between me and my mom but still, the distaste of Mondays was one thing I could never get rid off. I sometimes wonder why Monday to Friday was five days but Friday to Monday is a whole different story, short, too short that all I could think of is when next it would be Friday again. It was Monday only and I already felt the same.

~ ALISTAIR ~ Mondays suck. The weekend was trash, but it flew by fast. One blink, and it’s already Monday again. I drag myself out of bed, trying not to think about how much I’d rather just sleep through the whole week. I throw on a white shirt and black tie, then pair them with a blue jeans jacket and matching pants. Sneakers laced up. Car key in my hand. I’m out.

It’s Monday Morning, Go Jii was preparing for going to school he woke up and took a shower then changed and took his breakfast then he went out of his house, when he went out he started looking around in front of his home door, he was waiting for a certain person to come out, he kept looking and standing there for almost ten minutes but no one came out, he looked at his watch and he saw that he doesn’t have much time left and he should go to his school, he started moving and he passed the house of his neighbor Mi-cha, just when he passed by it he heard someone calling him, he smiled and turned back to find that Ja Hoe was the one who called him, she asked him if he is going to the school, he