Naskah Stand Up Comedy Untuk Pelajar

BLURB My Joy knew no bounds until I heard the heart shattering words that piece through my bone marrow, my skin tore apart and I sucked myself in like a snail in its shell. “Sofia, I know you love me but the heart belongs where it belongs. I can no longer be with you Sofia because the heart belongs to the woman that is pregnant for me and she is also carrying my heir. I love her way more than the way I love you” What kind of rejection can be worse as that? I knew the moment the wolves looked at me and the next step was to stay away. I ran into the hands of the man that kicked up my ignition and taught my hands to war, but it was left for me to know if it was something to embrace or retard. Lycan Adam claimed that I was his and he wouldn't share me with anyone and he proposed that he had found something he lost a long time ago even if he doesn't know exactly. Will Lucas be worth my stand when the time comes? I'll I still love him even after the rejection or be with the man who taught me to be a great warrior? What will be my future if I later settle with the one the moon goddess hasn't mated me with me? What’s my secret?

Hidup Eliza hancur kala bayi yang dilahirkannya dengan bertaruh nyawa justru meninggalkan wanita itu. Ditambah lagi, sang mertua terus menyalahkannya dan sang suami tak membelanya. Untungnya, Eliza bertemu bayi mungil yang tak mendapat asi karena ditinggal ibunya. Namun siapa sangka, pertemuan Eliza dengan bayi itu akan membuatnya bertemu dengan Nathan--presdir tampan yang ternyata ayah sang bayi! Lantas, bagaimana kisah Eliza selanjutnya?

Alana yang baru saja kehilangan sang buah hati akibat penyiksaan dari suaminya mendapatkan tawaran menjadi ibu susu dari anak seorang CEO. Sang CEO yang bernama Elzaino terpaksa mencari ibu susu karena sang istri kabur dengan cinta pertamanya dan meninggalkan buah hati mereka begitu saja. Melihat sikap Alana yang polos, tulus dan baik hati, serta melihat cinta kasih yang diberikan Alana pada putranya membuat perasaan El tergugah dan jatuh hati pada wanita itu. Akan tetapi, saat bunga-bunga cinta itu bermekaran, sang istri yang bernama Amanda kembali dan berusaha merebut putra mereka karena El menolak kembali padanya. Ditambah dengan penolakan sang ibu dan adik-adiknya pada hubungan dirinya dengan Alana membuat Elzaino semakin bimbang. Mampukah ia mempertahankan perasaannya pada Alana? Ataukah ia menyerah dan kembali pada sang istri yang kini memohon untuk kembali padanya dan mengajak membesarkan buah hati mereka bersama?

For three years, Heidi served Lucas with all her heart, showering him with endless love and doing her best to be the perfect housewife. But on their third wedding anniversary, he slammed the divorce papers on her face. "Did you think I would never know that you married me because of money? Whatever Grandpa paid you, I will triple it. Just sign the divorce." To him, she was just a gold digger. Heidi's reality shattered, and everything made sense when she found out that his Ex had returned. For him, she endured hardships and humiliation. She not only gave him her heart, but also dropped her identity as the wealthiest heiress in Phoenix City. Realizing that all her efforts were futile… She will never be the hopelessly desperate housewife anymore. Lucas is soon to know that he "Shouldn't Mess Up with His Hidden Heiress Ex-wife." As layers upon layers of secrets get revealed, he'll be crawling on his knees, holding her leg and begging her to come back. No way! She has an empire to inherit.

Lelah dengan semua pengkhianatanmu, capek dengan semua permainan yang kau sembunyikan, akhirnya aku menyerah, kupilih menjodohkanmu dengan wanita yang kau pilih hingga kau sadar perbandingan antara dia dan aku. Bagaimana pun yang pertama tetap yang utama.

TAMAT. Demi bisa membeli rumah cash, aku diperintahkan suami untuk bertahan hidup dengan sangat hemat dan terkadang tak masuk akal. Namun FAKTANYA, ternyata selama ini aku DIPELITI! Secara rahasia, aku pun membuat pembalasan yang setimpal. Andai dia tahu siapa yang telah diam-diam menguras hartanya hingga tak tersisa, apakah yang akan terjadi?

Naranasan mo na bang ma-love at first sight? Yung tipong pakiramdam mo eh siya na ang nakatadhana para sayo kahit na kakameet niyo pa lang? Ganito ka din ba kabaliw kung mainlove? Yung tipon gagawin ang lahat para lang mapakasakanya ang kanyang taong minamahal kahit na ang kapalit nito ay iyong dignidad. Dahil kung ganito ka din eh baka katulad ka din ng ating bida na si Lorenzo Miguel Samaniego. Ang lalaking halos nasa kanya na ang lahat, with his looks, fortune, as in lahat ng hihilingin mo ay nasa kanya na kaya hindi din makapagtataka na habulin siya ng mga babae. Pero may isang babae ang mamimeet niya at magpapabaliw sa kanya. Si Gabriella Monica Jimenez na anak ng mga maimpluwensyang tao. This girl was brokenhearted that time at talagang nagpakalasing hanggang sa hindi na nito alam ang kanyang ginagawa. Nang magtama ang mga mata ng dalawa. And boom! Hindi ito pinalampas ni Miguel at agad niyang sinunggaban si Monica at dahil wala itong kalaban laban kaya nadala niya ito sa kanyang condo at duon sila gumawa ng pangarap, yun nga lang... Monica caught Miguel na may ibang kasamang babae at ito ang dahilan para iwan nito ang binata. Bigo din itong mahabol ang dalaga hanggang sa tuluyan na niya itong hindi makita... ---- Ngunit tila mapagbiro ang tadhana, At sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon ay magkikitang muli ang kanilang landas. Hindi pa din nagbabago ang pagtingin ni Miguel sa dalaga ngunit hindi nito inaasahan ang malaking pagbabago sa dalaga... Ano nga kaya ang natuklasan nito? Bakit biglang nag alangan si Miguel? Itutuloy pa din ba nito ang nararamdaman para sa dalaga? Alamin ang mga pangyayari sa kapanapanabik na kwento ng naudlot na pag iibigan nina Miguel at Monica...

Sebuah komplotan membuat Claire Adhitama merusak kepolosannya dan terpaksa meninggalkan rumah. Enam tahun kemudian, Claire membawa ketiga anaknya yang masih kecil kembali untuk melawan sampah itu. Siapa yang tahu bahwa anak-anak memiliki lebih banyak sarana daripadanya, mereka langsung menemukan ayah mereka untuk mendukungnya, dan bahkan menculik ayahnya kembali ke rumah: "Bu, kami menculik Ayah kembali!" Pria itu melihat ketiga versi miniaturnya, memblokir Claire ke sudut dan mengangkat alisnya sambil tersenyum: "Sudah ada tiga anak, bagaimana punya satu lainnya?" Claire: "Keluar aja!"

Arya tak pernah puas hanya dengan satu perempuan. Baginya, cinta bisa dicicil, kasih sayang bisa dibagi—asal dirinya tak pernah kekurangan. Tapi keegoisan itu membuat luka, terutama bagi Inggit, istrinya. Inggit terjebak dalam pernikahan yang sepi, meski ada suami di sisinya. Raga Arya mungkin pulang setiap malam, tapi jiwanya entah di mana. Inggit menanggung sunyi yang tak bisa ia ceritakan. Ada rindu yang tak terpenuhi, ada marah yang terus dipendam. Dan ketika luka itu terlalu dalam, timbul keinginan untuk membalas. Bukan dengan amarah, tapi dengan cara yang paling menyakitkan: membuat Arya merasakan apa itu kehilangan.

“I hope you don’t loose those who truly value you because you can’t come down to hear them.” Those were the last words he told me before stomping out of the house, leaving me cold, empty and more lonely. ______ Cassandra Heathingways wasn’t your average girl. She was rude and picky, spiteful and proud. And she had every reason to be. She was the only heir to the Heathingways throne, and even though she lost a lot on the way, that was enough to keep her going. Not until her father broke the news of her marriage to the Hudson heir. Will the stuck up and proud bride be able to change her ways for the sake of the marriage?