Naskah Stand Up Comedy Untuk Pelajar Singkat

Si Diane ay isang simpleng mahirap na dalaga lamang na lumaki sa isang squatter area ng Metro Manila. Ang tanging gusto niya ay ang maiahon sa kahirapan ang pamilya at maging isang inhinyero. Ngunit naging mapagbiro ang tadhana nang isang gabing kalakasan ng ulan ay nagkrus ang landas nila ni Gerald, isang mayamang CEO. Nagkaroon sila ng one night stand. Nang sumunod na araw na pumasok si Diane sa kanyang trabaho, hindi niya inaasahang magkrus muli ang landas nila. Nagulat siya na ang boss niya ang matagal na pala niyang hinahanap na naka-one night stand niya. Si Gerald ay nagulat din. Ang isang babaeng di niya makalimutan ay siyang magiging Office Assistant niya. Mabubuo kaya ang pag-iibigan sa pagitan ng CEO na hindi naniniwala sa relasyon at sa kagaya ni Diane na isang hopeless romantic? Paano niya mailalaban ang pagmamahal niya sa kanya mismong boss?

Si Zyrtea Fate Briones ay laging binabangungot simula ng tumira sila sa ibang bansa kasama ang kanyang ina. Mga panaginip na parang totoo pero alam niyang hindi naman nangyari 'yon. Hanggang sa nakilala niya si Kiel, ang lalaking natipuhan niya sa Cafe. Simula ng may nangyari sa kanilang dalawa ay tila nagbago ang ihip ng hangin, hindi na siya binabangungot. Siya na kaya ang kasagutan? O magiging mapait lang ang kapalaran nito sa kanya? Warning: Some of the chapters contains violence and mature content that are not suitable for very young audiences. Take note: It may contain Typos and Grammatical Errors so please bear with me. Thank you! Read at your own risk.

Extract Alpha Dominic’s gaze cut through me like ice. “I don’t know you,” he spat, his voice filled with disgust. “How dare you show up out of nowhere, claiming to be my mate, claiming to carry my child, when I have never laid eyes on you before?” “Um, I—” I opened my mouth to explain, to tell him everything, but he cut me off. “Are you here for money? Is that it?” Without waiting for an answer, he reached into his car and pulled out a bundle of cash, flinging it at my feet. “I don’t want to see your filthy face again. I won’t waste my energy rejecting you. We will never be together. The moon goddess must have been mistaken to think a lowlife like you could be my mate.” The money lay scattered on the ground as hot tears blurred my vision. “I’m not lying,” I sobbed. “I am carrying your child.” Wolfless and satisfied, all Odette ever wanted was to be promoted and to become a full-time teacher. But her world came crumbling down when her boss made sexual advances at her, saying it was the only way for her to keep her job. Brokenhearted, she ran from the school, and instead of going home to her family, she went to a hotel, got drunk, ended up in the bed of a stranger, and got pregnant afterwards. She was sent out of the house by her mother until she aborted the baby. Will she abort the baby? Or find the father of her child?

Menikah tanpa restu keluarga suami, membuat Zahra harus siap menghadapi mertua yang tak menyukainya. Seakan masalah datang tiada henti, Raffi sang suami justru kena PHK. Demi masa depan keduanya, Raffi pun pergi hijrah ke ibu kota meninggalkan Zahra. Rindu yang menggebu membuat Zahra nekad menyusul suami tercinta. Sayangnya ketika Zahra bertemu Raffi, sebuah fakta menyakitkan menghantamnya. Bagaimana kisah Zahra selanjutnya?

What happens when a scentless and wolfless omega gets pregnant after a one-night stand with the alpha prince in a Lycan kingdom? In "Moon Haven," Scarlett Lewis discovers her hidden strengths and struggles to assert her independence while navigating the politics of the kingdom. But when tragedy strikes and rebellion threatens the couple, will they be able to overcome the challenges and build a kingdom of peace and inclusivity? Follow Scarlett and Marco's journey in "Moon Haven" as they navigate love, loss, and the responsibilities of parenthood in a world of power and politics.

Even after being married for three years, my husband treats me like a stranger. When I throw up blood from pregnancy complications, he's in the prayer room chanting for his foster sister, Yvie Springton. He accuses me of being dramatic. If Yvie so much as gets a headache, he drops everything and flies overseas to be by her side. When his parents are in critical condition after a car crash, I beg him to go see them one last time. But what does he do? He claims I'm cursing Yvie. When I go into early labor and cling to life after giving birth to our son, he posts a photo of his international boarding pass on social media. At his parents' funeral, he returns to the country with Yvie and demands I leave the marriage with nothing. The day our divorce finalizes, he holds a wedding ceremony with her. I bury his parents alone. Then, at an exclusive auction, dead set on winning the famous painting for Yvie, he offered a staggering price. Even his accounts are frozen. That's when he finally realizes he's been disowned by the Springton family. His eyes are bloodshot, and he's furious as he demands answers. I simply gesture for my lawyer to step forward. He says, "Mr. Springton, take a look at this will."

Demi membebaskan sang suami dari penjara, Anisa rela rahimnya menjadi tempat tumbuh calon anak dari majikannya, Leo dan Ana. Tidak punya pilihan, Anisa akhirnya menyetujui perjanjian tersebut. Namun ternyata, kontrak tersebut tidak hanya mengikat Anisa untuk mengandung janin CEO dingin itu saja, melainkan harus terus berada dalam pengawasannya 24 jam. Suami Anisa yang penuh dengan masalah, lalu istri Leo yang mulai cemburu mulai menekannya hingga berdampak pada kehamilannya. Lantas, bagaimana akhir perjalanan Anisa sebagai ibu pengganti? Akankah Anisa luluh oleh kehangatan CEO yang dingin?

Arya tak pernah puas hanya dengan satu perempuan. Baginya, cinta bisa dicicil, kasih sayang bisa dibagi—asal dirinya tak pernah kekurangan. Tapi keegoisan itu membuat luka, terutama bagi Inggit, istrinya. Inggit terjebak dalam pernikahan yang sepi, meski ada suami di sisinya. Raga Arya mungkin pulang setiap malam, tapi jiwanya entah di mana. Inggit menanggung sunyi yang tak bisa ia ceritakan. Ada rindu yang tak terpenuhi, ada marah yang terus dipendam. Dan ketika luka itu terlalu dalam, timbul keinginan untuk membalas. Bukan dengan amarah, tapi dengan cara yang paling menyakitkan: membuat Arya merasakan apa itu kehilangan.

Four days after my death, my four-year-old daughter finally sensed that something was terribly wrong. The fridge door slammed into her forehead when she tried to get a snack. Normally, I would've been there in a heartbeat—arms open, kisses ready, whispering, "You're okay, sweetheart, Mommy's here." But this time, I just lay on the bed, cold and still.​ She didn't understand. She thought the sweet treat would make me respond. So she held the final piece of chocolate up to my mouth. "Here, Mommy. Have some chocolate..." But I didn't even blink. She climbed into my arms, clutching my clothes tightly. "Mommy... Mommy, wake up..." She waited for me to stroke her hair, to tell her that everything was going to be fine. There was only silence.​ Completely lost and scared, she found my phone. "Daddy, why is Mommy still sleeping?" she asked, her voice filled with desperation.​ In response, Oliver sent a photo of himself having Christmas Eve dinner with his childhood sweetheart. His voice was icy cold when he replied, "She's just sleeping, not dead. It's Christmas Eve, and I'm busy. Tell her to stop playing games and come apologize when she's done sulking." Then he hung up.​ But when the truth finally hit Oliver—when the coroner's report came, when the police knocked on his door right in the middle of his laughter, when he realized I'd been lying dead for four days while he toasted—he broke.

Rumah tangga Kania dan Dika mulanya damai. Meski sudah tiga tahun menikah dan Kania belum jua hamil, Dika sangat mencintai istrinya itu. Semakin lama sikap Dika pada Kania pun kian manis. Namun, tanpa setahu Kania, Dika tengah menyimpan bara di balik sikap manisnya. "Mas, gimana kalau kita adopsi anak?" Demi kebahagiaan Dika, Kania memutuskan untuk adopsi. Dika lalu mengajak Kania ke sebuah yayasan adopsi anak. Mereka kemudian mengadopsi seorang bayi tampan. Kebahagiaan mereka pun semakin lengkap. Namun, lambat laun Kania mulai curiga, karena wajah anak angkatnya sangat mirip dengan Dika. Setelah mengetahui kenyataannya, Kania begitu terpuruk, hingga akhirnya ia tidak lagi percaya cinta. Apa yang terjadi sebenarnya?