Nerdy Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

Vixen asks ,his question more of a pick up line than a question. "Yes ,that true.i dont think we have meet you before, did we attend the same school." Oh we did,we sure did. We attended the same school,where all you did was bully a young, naive, innoca. girl. "Of course we did." I say in a budybtone."maybe the name 'ugly duckling' will help you remember." I say sweetly and the colour drains off their face. 'ugly duckling' That name alone ruined my reputation in school.

And as he's about to walk away, I asked him something. "Uh, Dad, how will I know if you are calling me? I can't identify you from this crowd with masks and suits the same as you." I asked him, and he just shrugged. What the f*ck? Is he kidding me? "You'll know." He answered and left me there standing in the sea of people. I just sighed and went to the counter. I'll drown myself in alcohol. I'm just kidding—just some light drinks. I wonder if they offer a soda or a choco drink. Ugh, damn it! I just miss you so much, Red.

I scowl and roll my eyes, hoping it would roll to the back of my head and stay there so I won't have to see him. "Lame pick up lines." I hiss then I notice two blonde girls about my age drooling as they stare at Keenan completely losing their senses of reasoning. I shrink at this revelation and turn to Keenan, the guy that has had these girls going crazy. He isn't even cute!... Okay, I take that back. Maybe he's cute, but not cute enough to send someone into a hypnotic state. "Like what you see?" He teases with his brow with a sheepish grin.

There, honesty is the best policy. "You're like the ice. You're ice prince." I'm vomiting words right now, even telling him the nickname I invented for him. That's it. Stop, Evie. Stop. Shut up. Shut uppp! "Maybe I can warm you up with a date?" Bahahahaha what a cheesy come back. Is this one of those lame pick up line? The one you used during your high school era? Which is... what? Twenty years ago? Bahahahaha! "You're weird." I am still laughing when he fixes himself back to the steering wheel and gives a signal to bring the car back to the main road.

It says, “Look, I hate to interrupt your night out, but what I have to tell you is important.” I respond, “Lol. Fine, I will play along for now. I am bored anyway.” He types quickly, “You have to get out of this bar now. Don’t look around, just go quickly.” Just who does this guy think he is? What the hell kind of request is that anyway? “Dude, seriously. You need better pickup lines. I don’t give a fuck who you are because you are not my boss, so go fuckoff.” Yeah, I might have been a bit rude, but seriously, who does he think he is?

I asked him as if he was crazy, but I was laughing on the inside. “Gah! Can’t you just let me have fun for once! That’s already twenty pick up lines and usually they work for most girls! Why are you so good at this?” He asked frustrated, but quickly erased it with a smirk. Oh no, here it goes again. “I wonder what else you’re good at,” he said suggestively, arching his eyebrow in a seductive way. I threw him one of my French fries and it landed on his gray shirt, leaving a spot of oil behind. “Gosh, this was a new shirt!”

’ And just like an answered prayer, the moment that I opened my eyes, Anya walked out of the gym looking more beautiful than I remember her to be. I walked up to her and smiled as I said the most embarrassing thing I have ever said to her, “Hi, I saw you earlier and I can’t help but notice how beautiful you are,” what the hell am I saying? Anya doesn’t deserve this kind of pickup line. ‘What else do I expect?’ Hades asked angrily. ‘Your brain is not capable of doing anything more than that.’ I don’t know why, but standing in front of Anya is making me nervous to the point that I did another stupid thing.

I shot him a sideways smirk, letting a hint of disdain creep into my voice. His smile faltered, “I just thought you looked like you could use some company.” “Really? Because from where I’m standing, it looks like I’m doing just fine on my own. So why don’t you take your mediocre pick-up lines and save them for someone who’s interested?” I turned back to the bartender, signaling for my drink to be served faster.