Nerdy Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

He says using the nickname that only he called me. "Tommy..." I whisper in the softest way. My eyes immediately fill with tears and one runs down my face. __ "Please don't do it. Please. I don't want it." I beg as he pulls my underwear down. "I think you do. Being a bad girl on purpose. You want daddy's cock. Naughty girl." He says smirking sadistically. "No Tommy. Stop it. Stop! I don't want it! Stooooop!" I scream.

I said through my giggles, and he grinned back at me. Adam was so much cooler than Nathaniel. I wished I could be with him, but I just couldn't, Nathaniel was making everything so difficult, and I couldn't even be with the person I really liked. "What's so funny?" Mia asked, interrupting my thoughts. "Adam's got these super cringe-worthy pickup lines he likes to use on girls," I explained. "I don't use them to actually pick up girls, I just say them to make them laugh," Hoseok chimed in, giving me a playful shove.

he smiled, “I have missed you. Surprised to hear me say that right?” Indeed I was surprised, but I’m not letting him know that, “why would I be surprised? It’s the normal pick up line for guys like you.” “Guys like me, you use that a lot and there are no guys like me. Maybe when you stop comparing me to other guys, you will come to know how cool I can be.” “I don’t want to know how cool you can be, in fact, I don’t even want to know you at all.” “But that’s not possible, pigeon, in case you have forgotten, I am your genie and I am meant to be wherever you are. It’s the natural law for genies,” he winked.

I folded my arms and stared at him, letting the words drip from my lips like poison. "Alright. First off, that is the worst pickup line I’ve ever heard. Second, I’m not interested. And third—get lost." For a split second, I watched his perfectly sculpted face twitch—just enough for me to catch it. The cool, untouchable, I-own-this-school expression cracked like a thin layer of ice over a deep, ugly pond. Oh, wow. Did I just bruise the golden boy’s ego?

shouted pushing Mr Nerdy's card with as much force as I could muster ignoring the looks from people around and noticing one of the bouncers coming in towards us. "Why don't we do this like real men then?" Mr Nerdy dared me, looking all calm and surprisingly unshaken by my hard push. "You want to fight?" "Looks like you are badly in need of one buddy," He said, already walking out of the bar. I pulled at my messy hair, hands-on my hip.No body dares me, not Lucas Edgar. I followed him outside just to meet this punk-looking unfazed, standing at the driver's door of the latest edition of the electric car which was opened. Nice ride, but was not about to tell him that to his face. "Let's get thi

“Huh? What are you talking about? Why would you ask that?” “Because you stole my attention,” he replied smoothly, his smile deepening with unmistakable charm. A soft, incredulous laugh escaped me before I could stop it. “Wow. You really know how to deliver a pick-up line… but it’s incredibly corny,” I teased, shaking my head. His expression shifted then. The teasing light in his eyes faded, replaced by something more serious—earnest, almost vulnerable. He held my gaze without blinking, and a nervous flutter stirred in my chest. The air between us grew heavier, charged with unspoken words.

"Oh my gosh! What is going on in here?!" I wince. Even the voice is wrong–high-pitched and painfully exaggerated. The acting is so atrocious it belongs in a middle school drama class reject pile. On screen, the music suddenly cuts off. The group of shirtless guys stop dancing with the half-naked girls and swagger over to the fake version of me. "Sup, nerd.” The lead guy wears a sleazy grin as he crowds her space. "Don’t pretend you didn't come looking for this. We all know what a little good-girl bookworm like you actually wants behind closed doors."

Nando joked, trying to look brave. "Man, if I'm going to die of love for this hottie, I won't be." – Enzo winked at Melissa, making everyone laugh. - But that's so cheeky! – Nando was laughing, because he knew Enzo always teased Mel by using ridiculous pick-up lines. "Kitten, you already know, call me when you turn eighteen." Melissa hugged him and then came straight to my belly. "Where's Auntie's baby, where is it? Is your mommy taking good care of you? Tell Auntie everything."

But I wasn't any less either. Enriched with sassy humor, wittiness, and a sharp tongue that can bite the life out of you, I once had boys lined up for me, but every one of them had left me disappointed (Just like Rudransh did!). For a year or more, it will be all good with cheesy pick-up lines, butterflies in the stomach, and little surprises here and there, but as time passes and we get closer it will turn out to be plain-ass nothing.

I have to pray they don't say something that will get us in trouble. ------------------------------------ JULIA Are u okay drinking? NEET Yup but I haven't drank in a while ETHAN I didn't think that a nerd will be in drinking, interesting. NEET *eye rolling* It's not a law that a nerd can't drink or is there? DRACO *smirk* No there isn't, now let's stop wasting time and get drunk. ALEX The rule is whoever doesn't wanna do the dare or say the truth will have to drink 4 shots straight.