Romans & histoires Nerdy Pick Up Lines

“If you’re talking about the ceremony, it went great. You and your mother are now officially part of the family. No going back, so if you’re having a rethink, expel it from your mind.” He concluded dramatically. “Of course not. Why would I be having a rethink? I have you. You’re better than a rethink.” “Damn! That was some crazy lines. I could use that on a girl, you know?” “Well, without pickup lines, girls would certainly heed over heels for you.” His grin widened. “Yes, I am. You’re cute.” He frowned. “Eh? Me? Cute? I’m not a bunny, only bunnies are cute.”

“How can your heart have an attack, it's with me.” Nandini stared at Manik with wide eyes as he just used such a cheesy pick up line on her. It's been months since they were together and she never heard or witnessed him acting cheesy. “Manik, are you fine?” Nandini gulped and checked his temperature. He chucked in response. “I'm absolutely alright. But I would be better, if you let me execute my plan now.” “What plan?” She asked in surprise.

I say quoting a line from the movie Queen Charlotte. Nico gives me a side eye and my morale of using pick up lines on him dies. "Oh sorry. Was I supposed to blush or something?" He asks faking confusion and I raise my eyes to look at him with pain in my eyes. "Why would you do such a thing to me? I thought you love me" I say clearly pained. Why would he give me a side look after i used that line on him? I've been waiting for a while now to use this line and he gave me a side look after I did.

I could have die when I learn he's staring at me. There I was again tonight Dancing, laughter, making smile Same old tired, lonely place Walls of insincerity Shifting eyes and vacancy Vanish when I saw your face All I can say is was I was enchanted to meet you "So did the nerd guy confessed already?" He broke the silence. "What confessed? And who's the nerd guy?" He didn't answered me directly. "Ah, that peanut head. Such a freak," he's now looking dismayed. Is he even talking to himself? "Sorry for him then." Butterflies made chaos in my stomach when he grip me tighter. "I have no intention of letting you go tonight."

I'm innocent you shameless perverted human bunny. "Excuse me?" I furrowed my eyebrows with anger at his comment. "I mean your skirt got wet by the droplets of water." he smiled while pointing at the bottle which he just placed and looked down to my skirt where there are some wet traces of water droplets. "By the way did you get hurt? Falling from-" he asked again in a whisper. Wait I know this pick up line. Seriously Aiden? You're flirting shamelessly with me? Right in the meeting?

“If a guy tries one of those cringy pickup lines, we all freeze and go: ‘You can see us?’ like we’re ghosts. Then we ran towards him with crazy laughter.” I wiggled my eyebrows at them with all the enthusiasm of a sleep-deprived squirrel. Kate looked over her shoulder at me, laughing. “Where do you get these crazy inspirations from?” “From one crazy chick on I***a.gram reels,” I said honestly. “She’s a gift from the chaotic gods.” I don't want to take credit for something that isn't my own creation. “I’ve used a bunch of her stuff. Works like a charm – guys run off like scared weasels. Which, obviously, is the goal.”

Even Nadia barfed on the inside at the ridiculous pickup lines sprouting out of her mouth non stop. “I don't care about your nonsense or what fucking shit is coming out of your mouth about love. But I want none of that when I'm fucking you. Keep your mouth shut or I will break your jaw and don't test me.” Anatoly gave her a hardened gaze and Nadia's chest quickened and her pulse spiked up a little.

I shot him a sideways smirk, letting a hint of disdain creep into my voice. His smile faltered, “I just thought you looked like you could use some company.” “Really? Because from where I’m standing, it looks like I’m doing just fine on my own. So why don’t you take your mediocre pick-up lines and save them for someone who’s interested?” I turned back to the bartender, signaling for my drink to be served faster.

How strange to feel it now with this man I didn’t know. “Hi, I’m Aidan, but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.” He smiled, introducing himself with a lame pickup line. “Seriously? That’s your pickup line?” I laughed. He laughed too, and well fuck me, that sound woke my pussy. How can a hot guy with an accent like that be here and single? I could understand if he was supernatural, especially a werewolf. A human-looking this good and being single? Something must be wrong with him. Likely, he’s a player.