Nerdy Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“Alright, I dare you to give Drew your best pickup line.” Reid sighs, the corner of his mouth twitching as he faces Drew. With a completely deadpan expression, he leans in slightly, dropping his voice into a mock-sultry tone. “I’d tell you you’re beautiful, but they say beauty is on the inside. And I haven’t been inside you yet.” My jaw drops, equal parts horrified and amused. “Oh my god, that’s terrible!” Drew doesn’t miss a beat. He leans closer with a wicked grin. “Wanna find out for sure?”

You helped me out ! “Hey there nerd !” * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Cute I stepped closer, heels clicking. “It’s hilarious, actually. We made a bet at lunch. Whoever could make the biggest nerd cry first wins my dad’s credit card for the weekend. And guess what, Jay? You’re the winner. Hurray” I said gesturing then reached out and flicked the brim of his glasses. “Now take your fucking clothes off before I rip them off myself.” I said with a smirk Kaylee laughed, already recording on her phone. “Yeah, nerd. Show us that tiny little baby dick you gots, I bet it’s the size of my pinky.” She says gesturing to her pinky finger

The worst chat up line in history. That was the instant I threw a shoe at him. And found him adorable. He dropped to his knees, hands in the air, and exclaimed, “I’m so sorry! Shit! When I get nervous, I say the most inappropriate...Shit! How am I meant to talk sense when you look like that?” “Like what?” “A beautiful, hopefully very forgiving Goddess! Let me start over? No more shoes?” Stood in the room, my arms folded, another shoe of Cass’s ready to launch at him I’d not succumbed.

Shelly said. "Hit it girl the phone is on speaker Cindy can hear you too." "Did we watch Nerdy Glasses on the day of my birthday?" She asked. The girls laughter rang over the phone. "Is there a movie titled that?" "Yeah about a nerd girl and stuff like that," Shelly explained. "Well be sure to let us know when it's out ok. I'd like to watch it." Cindy said over the phone. "Ok I'll just search it online and send the videos to you guys," Shelly replied.

He hated people who assumed a second line was theirs and then got so animatedly guilty when they realized the— supposed—mistake they’d made. He lifted his head and pressed his one clean nostril so he could suck more air through the coke nostril, making sure to suck every little sign of the shit up into his brain. And then his brain began to buzz. “That’s sweet shit,” Dink said to Sonny Boy who feigned politeness in a grand gesture of relieving Dink of the tray. The second line was going to be Sonny Boy’s. “Tell me something,” Dinkleberry said. “Have you come across a video of naked boys under twelve being drawn and quartered?”

"If you know what I mean." "I don't... oh, yeah that." "See, I knew you could stop being dense." "I still don't see how getting me laid solves the problem." "Well, it's fun for one. And there's a high tendency that the auctioned and the buyer aren't just a one-night stand. Like, they become an item a lot. The guy is giving massive amounts to charity while telling you he thinks you're sexy in one swift move, it's a pretty solid pickup line, and he's already invested in you. Even if you don't think he's the greatest guy in the world, you could wrap them around your finger easily."

She’s as honest as she is sweet and generous, and it made the nickname stick with Ryan as well as me. The fact that she hasn’t been opposed to it, says enough in itself. What other front page beauty like her would ever accept being called a middle-aged man? My brain is short wiring. The channels and gears flipping and flopping all over the surface as well as beneath it. Days like these. Moments like these. I feel very much like the experimental bat from Ferngully. Obsessed as Nicky and I were with Scooby-Doo, we still had a mountain of other old VHS tapes. Most of them animated. The only time I know he’s guaranteed not to meddle is when we are having a movie marathon over the phone.

"You are not supposed to see me." That pulled a genuine laugh from her, loud and reckless. She shifted her groceries to one arm, freeing a hand to point at him. "Okay, wow. Is this your pickup line? Because I've heard better. What are you, some vampire out of a n*****x drama? Something like… 'oh no, mortal girl, you shouldn't see me'." She clutched her chest dramatically. "So spooky." But the way his gaze sharpened, like a blade unsheathing made the hair on her arms rise.

I rather be mateless than be the laughing stock of the school. MATE !MATE !MATE! Gray shouted but I locked him out and looked at Bennett, and said "I would rather be mateless then be mates with a nerd like you" then walked away and back to where my parents. As I reached the stadium my mom did the unthinkable. She slapped me. I looked at her with wide eyes as she glared at me