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Kellina is a priestess wolf blessed with cold white hair and blue eyes while Rogan is soon to be the Alpha of the Pack. Both are close to their birthday when they will discover their true selves and possibly their mate but meeting weeks before their birthday can this new love survive their new wolves, the pack, the high priestess's wishes, and end up together...What else could be threatening them?

I'm just a simple girl who only want is to graduate and help my auntie. 'Yon lang ang tanging pangarap ko sa kabila ng pag-aaruga niya sa 'kin. Kaya nag-aaral ako nang mabuti. But one day, inilipat niya ako sa isang University. University na walang specific name. Weird ang place... Weird ang mga students... Weird din ang mga nangyayari... Hindi ko alam pero parang baon-baon ko na palagi ang takot at kaba. Should I face this kind of circumstances kahit na mapanganib ang kahahantungan ko?

Sa loob ng dalawang taon, hindi akalain ni Jessy Flores na lokohin siya ng asawang si Philip Montana sa araw pa mismo ng wedding anniversary nila.  Simula rin ng araw na iyon ay nakipaghiwalay siya sa asawa at nagpasyang pumunta ng Baguio kung saan, muling nagkrus ang landas nila ng kaibigang si Niko Alonzo na siyang handang bumuo sa nawasak niyang pagkatao.   Paano kung bawiin siya ni Philip mula kay Niko? Manunumbalik pa ba ang naglahong pag-ibig para sa dating asawa? O haharapin si Niko at kakalimutan si Philip na unti-unting nagising sa katotohanang mahal pa siya nito?

Jasper, the son of the alpha of the Crimson Claws Pack, couldn't find his mate in the Werewolf World in his eighteen years. And although he doesn't worry about it at first, the possibility of his wolf getting out of control and his human form being affected by staying too long without finding his mate makes him follow his father's instructions and go to the Human Word, to look for his future Luna. And to accomplish this, he decides to look for his mate in the human schools. However, when Jasper meets a mysterious and very attractive girl in a club, his interest is immediately caught, especially after they have a one-night stand, and she disappears before dawn, without leaving a single note. It turns out that the girl who caught his eye is Scarlett Davis, a nerd who has just been cheated on by her boyfriend. Scarlett doesn't want to face his one-night stand, but she doesn't expect him to be the new transfer student in her class, who is actually willing to win her over and, for that, starts a passionate pursuit of her. However, Scarlett doesn't know that Jasper is a werewolf… and that even her identity is shrouded in deep secrets and mysteries that involve her own family — and Jasper's as well.

Bata pa lamang si Joanne Mercado ay tiyak na niyang ang kababata niyang si Andrew ang nais niyang makasama sa habang buhay, ngunit,  isang gabi ay nagawa niyang ibigay ang pagkabirhen sa lalaking kinamumuhian niya mula pa sa kanyang pagkabata, si Lorenzo Villarama, ang kanyang step brother. 

Siya si Jake Andrew Smith-the type of guy every woman would want to be around. Gwapo pero pilyo, playboy at habulin ng mga babae pero ndi na muling nagseryoso dahil minsan nang niloko. After his girlfriend cheated on him he became cold and heartless. Right after the break-up, Jake also witnessed his father's death which added to the wound he is currently coping. Jake promised himself that he would never fall for women again and he became indifferent and arrogant. Hannah Suarez, mabait, independent at seryoso sa buhay. Never siyang nagkaroon ng interes sa mga lalaki dahil pag-aaral muna ang inaatupag nya. She's the kind of woman who would rather stay at home instead of partying or going out. Two opposite souls met and they were instructed to treat each other as siblings. Jake wanted to prove na di sya loser kaya ang galit nya sa ex nya ay kay Hannah nya ibinunton. However, just as everything seems to be going perfectly for Jake and thought he won by bullying her, he soon find himself falling in-love with her so called little sister. What will he do now? Will his secret ruin everything? Will he cross the line or let the destiny decide?

"I limit our relationship to one-night passion. I have no need to bring you into my life." --- In an attempt to forget her lost love, Serena makes a passionate one-night stand with a stranger in Monaco. One night, one decision, one agreement, and one haunting memory. But as fate would have it, destiny has its own plans. The man who shared that passionate night turns out to be the CEO of her new workplace. Can Serena resist when passion and love conspire? Wait until she gets caught up in this unexpected tale of passion and intrigue. Serena and the CEO's lives will never be the same.

Nang malaman ni Marissa na ikakasal siya sa hindi pa niya nakikilala na groom. Labis ang lungkot niya dahil may boyfriend siya na mahal na mahal niya. Nagulat si Marissa sa sampal ng daddy niya at binantaan siya nito na papatayin ang boyfriend niya. Kaya wala siyang choice kundi sumangayon sa kasal na hindi niya inaasahan. May nalaman si Marissa kay Austin na lubos niyang kinatakot. Pero habang tumatagal natutunan na niya mahalin ang asawa niya. Magiging masaya kaya sila sa huli?

Who wants to become a replacement in someone else wedding day? Anthony Enriquez has a long history of failed relationships until it was concluded with a marriage but all of a sudden, the bride ran away with another man at the very last minute. Gretchen Kennedy is a modern-day Cinderella who was forced to escape from humiliation of her nasty step sisters and harassment from her step-father. Trying to seek safety and refuge, she went as far as Mexico. The two brokenhearted people yet single at the moment accidentally met in Mexico. Anton and Gretchen never imagined themselves being forced to marry a total stranger as a replacement bride and groom for that once in a lifetime special occasion any man and woman could ever dream of. The two imperfect people were matched by fate to make them believe that love at first sight and marriage can really happen. However, after consuming the first hundred days together, they made a serious decision to face the giant in their own lives. How will Anton and Gretchen forget the memory of their perfect replacement marriage? Will they accept the challenge of a real married life or remain single forever?

Chaos Dale Vante is the most well-off CEO of the Delta Apparel, but was also a secret agent under the Morte Organization, who was assigned to find and kill Akuji Morte, the most wanted heiress. As the process of searching the identity of this heiress, they found Yiel Amaro, as their lead to track Akuji Morte easily. Chaos took the opportunity to make his move by offering Yiel Amaro a business proposal by marrying him as he found out that she is homeless and was looking for a decent job. But Yiel Amaro turn the offer down even it was a high pay, knowing that it was Chaos's group who killed her brother. But could she still refused the proposal if Costa De Leon, one of the richest old man in the black market was about to buy her body and soul? or will there be a Chaos Dale Vante who will stole her for a large sum of money?