Pinoy Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

Kung tumagos lang yung masamang tingin ko sa pinto ay baka nakabulagta na siguro si Zykiel sa labas. "Babe, are you awake? Kakain na tayo. Dinner is ready na." Usal niya. Sarkastiko akong ngumiti. Ang kapal niya naman. Parang wala siyang ginawa sa'kin. Parang wala siyang kinitil na buhay. Parang hindi niya ako niloko. Kung hindi pa siguro nagpakita si Papa ay baka patuloy niya lang akong lolokohin. At binalak niya pa akong pakasalan. Foolish.

Piiiinnn! I PIN loving u since day 1 Joke yon haha tawa ka dali Char. Sige na reply ka na pag nabasa mo to. Hindi ko alam kung bakit subalit nang mabasa ko ang napakaraming messages na iniwan niya'y hindi ko mapigilang mapangiti. Ang corny ng hayop na 'to. Buti na lang talaga, hindi ako sina Macy at Gracelyn na marupok pagdating sa kaniya. At isa pa, buti na lang talaga at marupoked na ako. Siguro kung sa ibang babae 'to, kilig na kilig na agad sila. Well, hindi na ako katulad ng dati kaya sorry siya.

Ding dong! Dumating na ang pizza na inorder namin. Just as Dianne wanted, maraming pineapple. Tuwang tuwa naman ang bruha dahil halos di na makita ang crust dahil sa dami ng pineapple. Tahimik kaming kumain, parang ang awkward tuloy. Then finally... "Tell me about your boyfriend Dianne." Di ko na napigilan magsalita. "Boyfriend ko? Wag na. Wala namang kwenta yun eh." ang cold ng sagot ni Dianne.

Aniya matapos pakawalan ang aking labi. Batid kong pulang-pula na ang pisngi ko dahil sa matinding kahihiyan. Pilit kong inaalala kung saan at kailan ko unang natikman ang halik na 'yon subalit sadya ngang kay labo ng aking memorya. "Sino ka ba talaga?" Mahinahon at nahihiya kong tanong sa kanya. "Ako 'yong best man sa kasal ng Kuya Andrew at Ate Czyrah mo, five years ago." Maaagap niyang sagot.

Na-curious naman kaagad ako pero hindi iyon anggusto kong malaman. Whisky on ice, Sunset and Vine You've ruined my life, by not being mine “Nevermind. Wala din naman akong karapatan malaman pa iyon eh.” pagbabawi ko na lang sa gusto kong itanong. Nakita kong tumango siya sa sinabi ko. You're so gorgeous I can't say anything to your face Sa labas ko na lang ulit ipinangko ang aking mata. 'Cause look at your face

napapaos kong sabi rito pero hindi ako nito pinakinggan. "Not so fast baby," malanding sabi nito saka ako pinatalikod at tinapon sa kama na ikinatili ko ng bahagya saka Ako marahas na pinatuwad. "You are so fucking hot and ready for me baby." Dagdag pa na sabi nito saka ako inamoy na naman at pinaghiwalay ang pisngi ng pang upo ko saka ito inamoy. " You smell so fuckimg good too, I wanna taste and devour every inch of you now and make you scream in pleasure."

Mahina kong tugon, hindi ko maitago ang pagkapait nang pagkakasabi ko. Natatawa naman siyang umiling sa akin, pinahid ko ang kanyang luha. "You have no idea how happy I am." Litaw ang sinseridad ng kanyang mata. “Whatever your reasons are, I don't care anymore. Giving me another chance is so much to ask from you, but you did it. Thank you so much. I won't make a promise, but I'll let my actions do it." Madamdamin niyang dagdag.

he smiled, “I have missed you. Surprised to hear me say that right?” Indeed I was surprised, but I’m not letting him know that, “why would I be surprised? It’s the normal pick up line for guys like you.” “Guys like me, you use that a lot and there are no guys like me. Maybe when you stop comparing me to other guys, you will come to know how cool I can be.” “I don’t want to know how cool you can be, in fact, I don’t even want to know you at all.” “But that’s not possible, pigeon, in case you have forgotten, I am your genie and I am meant to be wherever you are. It’s the natural law for genies,” he winked.

i say, He is facing me again looking directly at me"You here with your boyfriend or something? " his comment somehow makes me feel cheap, it was too easy an amateurish pick up line. From the looks of this guy i know he has better skills than this. It makes me think he saves the most difficult pickup lines for the women he deems worthy. He lifts up an eyebrow waiting for an answer "Your name?" as soon as i say it i regret it He smiles"its Jordan, "he says"

Just a smile and the rain is gone 🎶🎵 Can hardly believe it (yeah)🎶🎵 There's an angel standing next to me🎶🎵 Reaching for my heart🎶🎵 Napansin ko ang pag ngiti ng mga labi n'ya na nag-palakas pa lalo ng loob ko. Nagsimula na ring mag-lakad ang mga taong nasa parking lot papunta sa likuran ng babaeng kinakantahan ko. Waring nakiki-usyoso sila sa aming dalawa.