Potato Jokes Novels & Stories

That reply had about thirty laughing reactions. Me: Gosh! This is so funny. I typed with lots of laughing emoji. Someone else was typing, I waited patiently for the comment to pop up. Rose: Most of you know I am a mother of three cute potatoes, during my last labour, I pooped when I was told to push. I scrunched up my face in disgust, pushing the pringles away before it starts tasting like poop in my mouth. I noticed comments stopped coming in, I began to scroll through other posts lazily. Just then I saw a post by Mystery man (Jamaal) he posted few minutes ago, no wonder. All attention were already directed to his post.

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

First, it was him venting to me, crying out his eyes in my arms; now, it was him laughing uncontrollably because of me. "I don't think you are hungry," I said feigning annoyance. "No, my queen, I am famished," he replied, though the remnants of the laughter were still on his face. "But," he quickly added, "my doctor warned Against potatoes." "You liar," I screamed and ran towards him, but he ran away, so I chased him all over the sitting room, our laughter ringing in the air. "Come here, I might send you back to that doctor of yours."

Forgot to tell you sooner. He had sent me messages almost three hours ago. I smile and reply. Me: That’s Ok! Sorry I didn't answer you sooner. I didn’t feel like attending, so I skipped. As we reach home, I behold myself to receive some lame one-liner about skipping classes. Some of his jokes are funny, but sometimes these are so stupid it makes me chuckle, wondering why does he even bother? “Did you know that a waffle on a California beach is called a Sandy Eggo?” He had tried this joke last evening.

He nodded, no. “Nothing” I passed him the spoon. “What I'm I supposed to do with this?” He asked swinging the spoon around. “Use it to mash the washed potatoes in the bowl,” I said scooping butter on a smaller plate. He started to pound on the potatoe. I laughed at the amount of strength was putting into it. “What’s so funny” Anybody who walks in will think I'm punishing him in a way. He looked so stressed out. “You don't need to pound on it like you're killing someone”

he growled firmly. "Eh, POTATO - POTAHTO. Either way, I'd love to see those pompous assholes knocked down several notches over what they said about my mother," he smirked and Lucian nodded in agreement. I was looking at them both with narrowed eyes. "What did they say?" I questioned curiously. Lucian sighed and Micah spoke up.

Initially, she had no idea that those were potatoes as she thought that they were turnips. However, it did not matter what it was called. What mattered the most was how good it tasted. The previous day, Deanna tried to make a dish using the two potatoes she had harvested. The old lady downstairs was kind enough to give her some mustard. With a dip of the sauce, the fried potatoes tasted amazing. After putting the potatoes in the basket, Deanna stood up and looked at Jacky. Jacky frowned. She was such a fool! Earlier that day, Jacky went out and had left her alone in the house. There was even a car parked outside. The hut was located next to a wide road. She did not escape but sat in the hut

I muttered, leaning over to take the last potato from his Tupperware and popping it in my mouth. "You know what they say - if one parent says no - ask the other." Tommy chuckled slyly, making me smirk - an idea forming in my mind.

"It has a Starbucks, though, so we forgive it for having a really small organic food section." "Says the guy who eats French fries for breakfast." Alyssa sighed. "Dude..." Demetri held up his hands. "...last I checked, people eat potatoes for breakfast." "Potatoes and fries..." Shaking my head, I rose from my seat. "...not the same, bro." "Alright, traitor to men everywhere..." Demetri pointed at the door. "... make sure to treat Dani right so I don't have to kick your ass." I burst out laughing. No one else joined in.

he added but in a low voice that made Noble's men laugh. "Are you laughing at me because I eat too much food?"Katie asked the men. "No ma'am. We're only wondering where all the meals went. I mean you have a slim belly but you eat mountains and hills of food."one of Noble's men pointed. Katie immediately threw up after tasting on her worst dish which was potatoes. She never liked them at all. Thanks to Anu's idea of preparing potatoes for her. Just like that, I fell to the ground.