Quotes For A Bad Day Funny Novels & Stories

“Your first life was a wreck! It was ruined and destroyed! So what are you going to do about it!” “Get up Harper! Stop feeling fucking sorry for yourself! Get up and get back at the people who ruined your life!” “Do whatever you have to do to get what you want! Being a good girl has never really payed you anyway” I screamed at myself at the top of my voice, I slumped to the ground, my whole body shook as I wailed in pains, my hands squeezing tightly on my chest. *“Tomorrow is a new day, Don't let the darkness of today overshadow the brightness of tomorrow”*

Me looking like I’d been caught between a punch and a kiss. And the captions? Don’t even get me started. “Chemistry you can’t fake.” “The comeback of the century?” “When hate looks a little too much like love.” Yeah. Try drinking coffee with that shoved in your face every two seconds. I tossed my phone across the couch and muttered to myself, “God, I need a new life.” But the universe? The universe has a sick sense of humor. Because just when I thought it couldn’t get worse, the intercom buzzed.

Zack collapsed on the floor like a broken man, his laughter hollow and crazed as he said to me, “The day I walk out of prison will be the day you die!” I pressed my lips together and shook my head. “You’re never getting out…”

I crouched down slowly, resting one hand on the desk to support my belly, meeting him at eye level. "Just having a bad day, Yoshua," I admitted softly, offering him a small, tired smile. "Just a really tough day." Yoshua didn't say anything for a long moment. Then, his small, warm hand reached out and wrapped around two of my fingers, giving them a firm, deliberate squeeze. "Bad days end," he said plainly. The sheer, innocent simplicity of those three words struck me like a physical blow. A sudden, sharp ache bloomed behind my eyes, threatening to crack my numb composure wide open.

Ash: Oh, I'll reply to you Olivia: I'm listening Ash: But I never said when Ash: Have a good day, Olivia Olivia: Are you joking Olivia: Asher Simon Olivia: You motherf*cking stinky rat a** Olivia: I hope you trip today and ruin your beautiful face, you a*shole Olivia: I hate your guts, and may your luscious hair be shat on by a bird Olivia: Have a terrible, horrific day. Olivia: Good f*cking bye. Ash: [Audio attached] Olivia: ... Olivia: I'm too soft-hearted for this Olivia: I can't even be mad that you're mocking me... Olivia: Why is your laugh so pretty? Olivia: You should laugh more often... Olivia: Have a good day too... Ash: No heart? Olivia: No, you don't deserve it Ash: It's okay Ash:

Heavy with shit we weren’t saying. I cleared my throat. “Alright. That’s enough depressing hospital talk. You know what would really make my day better?” He glanced at me, brows raised. “A really dumb joke.” Andrew blinked. Then tilted his head a little, lips twitching like he was fighting a smile. “A dumb joke?” I nodded, lips curving around the cigarette still hanging from my mouth. “Come on. Hit me.” He gave me a look—half skeptical, half amused. “Fine. What do you call a sad strawberry?”

"Well, that was an interesting morning." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hey guysss Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now! Some people cause happiness wherever they go... Others cause happiness whenever they go. Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))

Pizza Boy: That was quite horrible, I'll leave hate pun making to you since you clearly make the dough rise Before I could type a reply, he replied again Pizza Boy: Sorry, that was bad, I'll stop I smiled shaking my head, he was right, that was terrible. That is pretty bad, my fingers stilled on the keypad what else should I say, Work is fine, busy, horrible weather, Really Violet, you're talking about the weather? How are you? Working?

They were so pathetic. “A perfect day will make you sad, right?” she continued, laughing cynically. “Your sadness is our happiness.” “So you and Kendall are very sad people since I'm always happy,” I replied to her without fear. What more could she do to me? She had already ruined the happiest day of my life.

Who knows, he may have had a bad day. Then I heard him chuckle. Not that usual cute laugh that you often hear on their SHADOW Vlog videos but that kind of sarcastic and unpleasing to the ears. "Stop pretending to be some kind of innocent girl because that won't work on me." he stared at me blankly. Okay, so I'm taking back what I said. Who cares if he's having a bad day? Because right now, it's not just my day will be ruined, but possibly my future as well.