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embarrassed by my assumption. He smirked to himself and shook his head as if he was laughing at some inside joke. After a beat, he said, "I don’t make fat jokes. At least not normally. You just really pissed me off that day. I was already having a bad day and then you came at me full blast. Sorry about that." After a pause, he continued, "You actually have a really nice body if I'm being honest. It's too bad your personality doesn't match."

As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you… “I didn’t mean it that way but what can I say. The quote is made that way.” Zadkiel shrugged, chuckling. Abel was still laughing at it. Zadkiel couldn’t keep his laughter inside when he saw his friend having fits of laughter. He let it out and the two best friends just laughed like they just watched Father do cartwheels while wearing a 70-year-old granny dress and his tights were too stretched that they ripped apart. “Zadkiel, I seriously don’t feel anything at all. Like I just feel sleepy. No pain.” Abel spoke after the laughter had died down and they were enjoying the comfortable silence.

she replied, her eyes closed. “I'm not talking about that.” I moved closer to her. “Why don't you tell me where those cuss words came from, because I'm pretty sure I haven't heard you cuss. Ever.” “A bad day. A slip up. Ignore it.” “Why would I ignore it?” “Because I said to.” “If you're having a bad day, talk to me. It's what I'm here for, right?” I paused. “I said I wanted to be there for you, so let me.”

Edison A quote for a day Have a nice day all of you Stay safe stay happy Keep smiling Bye till next time

"How did the meeting go?" "As expected, so all good. How over everything are you today?" "So over that the rainbow is dead. The little green person has run away, and I'm practicing writing eviction notices ready for the two football players destroying me from the inside. And fuck, fuck, shit, shit, fuckety shit, bastard, cunt and otehr swear words I can't think of because of stupid brain not working!" I couldn't help but snort laugh at the last bit. "Feel better?"

I feel asking her to help me out is better than apologizing to that fool just so he can give me the job. There is no assurance that I am going to last in that office for even a year. He is so annoying and I can't help the feeling of anger building up inside of me. "What happened?" She asks me calmly. I take a sip of the milkshake and let out another deep sigh. "I had a bad day", I pronounce with closed eyes. The thought of everything is hurting me again and again. Thinking about it is hurting me because it is reminding me of a lot. "Ok? You had a bad day, what happened?"

My day.. Let me tell you something about my day. It began like any other, which is to say bad, hell I'd go as far as to say miserable. Since the start of the day I was harassed, walked in on a situation I didn't want any part of, had a group of thugs try to kill me, and a stray princess was forced into my care... Today began as a miserable day. But now... Now that the day is over... Gods has it been a good day.

I suggested and she smirked "I am also busy, come back TOMORROW, what part of that sentence do you not understand huh? You're bothering me, please go" Holy moly, why am I always unlucky? Why do I always meet the wrong people, the mean and bad minded ones? I tell you, this makes life really frustrating "Why are you this mean?" I asked frustratingly and she bursted into a wild laughter “Mean? Did…did you just say mean?“ She said in hitches whilst still laughing

I asked. “You see what I mean when I said you’re too laid back—” “Again with that? Again with that, Candace?! What’s your problem today? It wasn’t long ago that I shared how bad my day was coming along and you sit there saying the same thing to make sure you ruin my day, isn’t that right?” I glared at her. “I mean, you tasted the coffee yourself. Now I want to forget about how bad today is being and relieve myself by watching Noreen cry and scream and here you are…still lecturing me!”

She laughed a bit, "people you date... what's next?" I rolled my eyes, "this isn't funny.." "It kinda is... baby come on.. where's your sense of humor... if she can't have you no one else will? That's funny.." I shook my head, "you should have heard how she said that. Made me feel cold.." "Don't worry baby.. I won't let her anywhere near you.. she'll have to go through me first.." I smiled and took the last sip on the glass, "shit.. my day is ruined..."