Quotes For A Bad Day Funny

Aku pikir manusia terlahir sebagai makhluk paling lemah. Mereka berusaha untuk terlihat kuat ditengah keterpurukannya. Justru hal itu yang membuat mereka terlihat semakin menyedihkan. – Mayya Castella Jika kau mengangap bahwa kaummu lemah, maka tumpukkan semuanya padaku. Aku akan melindungimu dan juga bayimu. – Vlad Rowman Kepulangan Mikhaela Castella kembali ke kampung halamannya di Last Town membawa pertanyaan besar bagi Mayya. Kembali dalam keadaan tengah hamil besar membuat adik kembar Mikhaela itu terpaksa harus mengubah cara hidupnya. Ia harus menjadi ibu pengganti bagi keponakannya setelah sang kakak meninggal dunia. Namun ketenangan hidupnya tak datang begitu cepat. Sekelompok orang tak dikenalnya berusaha untuk mencelakainya, dan mungkin juga bayinya. Dalam usahanya untuk menyelamatkan dirinya dan juga keponakannya, Mayya dihadapkan pada sejumlah peritiwa magis aneh yang membuatnya semakin bertanya apakah yang telah membuat Mikhaela begitu mempercayakan bayi Jackson sebelum kematiannya. Dan lagi, daya magis yang datang kepadanya langsung menghantarkannya pada dunia yang selama ini ia anggap tak pernah ada. Dunia makhluk penghisap darah yang selama ini ia anggap hanya sebuah mitologi lama kini muncul dihadapannya. Dan semua tampak semakin nyata saat sosok vampir tampan menawarkan bantuan, namun dengan imbalan yang tak main-main. “Kau.. aku ingin kau menjadi makananku. Biarkan aku meminum darahmu, maka aku akan melindungimu dan juga bayimu.”

After another one of Winifred Clayton's dramatic suicide threats, Edgar Snider secretly starts a relationship with her behind my back under one condition—I can never find out about it. He says, "I can be with you, but Wanda is everything to me. Whatever happens between us, she can never know." Winifred pretends to agree. Then, she sends me a video of her and Edgar living together, my son included. "No matter what happens, Edgar will never leave me. So stop deluding yourself—you were never a match for me." What she doesn't know is that I never plan to compete. In just one month, I'll be on a flight to Avernia, gone from Edgar's life for good.

Hazel doesn’t like boys, in fact, she stays as far away from them as possible. She wears baggy clothes, doesn’t do makeup and tries her best to go unnoticed. Her plan worked… for a while, until she got the baddest boy in her university hot on her tails. Worst of all? He is her roommate. How will she possibly survive ? Cover by : FatimaZahra970 (Wattpad)

There are two companies that were rivals in terms of their great inventions towards their electronic device- the PHONE. DL company was being challenge by F company to became ambitious and created the first ever EARPHONE that will be of great help to the society. But will turn out to be a disaster and turn the people into becoming a living dead. In the long run, there will be a secret that will be revealed to challenge their way. Salvation will takes place in the hand of a little kid. Vaccine ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PS: DONT FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE BELIEVE ME YOU WILL LOVE THIS STORY

Bad Trip adalah sebuah kisah yang diangkat dari kisah nyata seorang gadis yang jatuh dalam kubangan obat-obatan terlarang. Dia mengalami depresi dan trauma, yang mengakibatkan tindakannya tidak terkontrol sehingga harus berhadapan dengan kantor polisi dan panti rehabilitasi.

The shivering cold sensations make her untouchable. The terrifying harsh mannerisms make her unreachable and the agonizing shattered heart make her undesirable. She is the Ruthless, the nerd, and was falling out of love slowly until she met the bad boy in the club. He should have hated her, despised her because of being so difficult to get. But the thing is, he never even tried. And the consequences slowly pulled him deeper to the ruthless although she has always pushed him so hard. However, her resistance that enlisted from her broken heart slowly fades, She started falling in love with him but in the process of unravelling him, she gets shattered again and it was his true identity and goals that made her feel betrayed all over again. Will he be able to make her believe in him one more time? And if so, will this story even have a happily ever after ending?

Kanaya Abygail wanita cantik dengan dua anak semakin membuat hidupnya nyaris sempurna. Namun, tak ada yang sempurna di dunia ini. Apa yang dikiranya baik-baik saja ternyata menyimpan bara. Pernikahan harmonisnya berada di ujung tanduk akibat perselingkuhan sang suami--Abimanyu. Kehancuran rumah tangganya yang berujung perceraian membuatnya terpuruk hingga tak perduli dengan hidupnya sendiri. Berkat sahabatnya--Angel. Akhirnya Kanaya bisa bangkit dan memulai kehidupannya yang baru di negara asalnya--New York. DI sanalah dia bertemu dengan bos arogant namun mempesona yang memberinya BAD AGREEMENT.

A forbidden obsession burned between two men from different worlds. Salvatore Esposito, the notorious Mafia boss known as Diablo, was consumed by his desire for Ethan, a devout pastor. Their paths crossed at Diablo's bar and nightclub, where Ethan's innocence and purity immediately captivated the ruthless devil blackened heart. Diablo's fascination with Ethan grew as he secretly observed the pastor's every move, learning his likes and dislikes but when Ethan's wedding day arrived, Diablo's possessiveness boiled over. He stormed the church in a shocking display of power and Diablo kidnapped Ethan, vowing to make the straight pastor fall in love with him. Ethan, determined to resist Diablo's advances, accepted the challenge but as they navigated their twisted game, a hidden enemy emerged, threatening to destroy both men. However, with each attack that came their way, Ethan began to see Diablo in a different light, glimpsing the complexities beneath the Diablo's facade, he realized that there is more to Diablo than he shows. As the pastor and the devil forged an unlikely understanding, the question remained: could Ethan truly fall in love with Diablo, or was the Mafia boss doomed to suffer for a love that could never be his? Would their differences tear them apart, or could they find a way to bridge the gap between their worlds?

Desperate of reimbursement, Raffy immediately took the chance came to her to work abroad. She successfully completed the exact amount she needed to meet her large debt by switching her career. As she return home, with her money and guts, she's ready to face the person whom she really hates. But, will she succeed in her plan of retaliating him? Or. She will fail both in pretending and lying and still end up loving him again for the second time around, albeit the fact that she knows him as a man of three fears? ⚠️ WARNING this story may contains scenes that may not suitable for below 18

I should have been walking down the aisle. Instead, I was running through the woods in my wedding dress. The white fabric caught on every branch, tearing apart like my life. My name is Camela Siegel. My father is the Mayor, and he sold me to save himself. Vincent Castellano was supposed to be my husband. They call him the Mad Prince, but I learned he’s so much worse than that. His hands trembled when he touched me—sometimes gentle, like I might break, and sometimes rough, like he wanted to overpower me. “You’re mine now,” he’d whisper in the dark corners of that house. “No one else gets to touch you. No one else gets to hurt you but me.” I tried the door handle every day for three months. It only turned from the outside. When help finally came, I thought it was over. I thought I could go home and pretend none of it ever happened. I was wrong. Vincent found my journal—the one where I wrote about him, about what he did to me, and about who he truly is. Now he’s not just keeping me locked up. He’s hunting me. They call him “The Fox” for a reason. He’s patient and waits. When he catches what he’s after, he never lets it go. I can feel him watching me even now—through my bedroom window, from across the street, in the shadows where I can’t see him but I know he’s there. My father thinks making that deal saved his life. He doesn’t realize it destroyed mine. Vincent said he’d keep me until the last day of my life. I’m starting to think that day is coming soon.