Quotes For A Bad Day Funny Novels & Stories

I didn't want to reply or even talk with my murderer, but here I was, cooped up with him and I could fvcking do nothing about it. I flashed him a low smile. "Just a dead phone, injured everywhere and all dirty... Today isn't a good day for me," I replied and he chuckled lowly. "Everyone always has their bad day," he replied and this made me laugh. "Mine is beyond worse," I mumbled.

"Well that just cruel who knew I will be accused of murdering a pretty girl twice in one night " "That's not my normal Friday night if you ask me , Tuesday nights yes but not Friday" he says which makes me laugh at his joke . "Well sorry for that I will come back on Tuesday"I say with a laugh and he cackles like what I said was the funniest. "You are a funny girl you know that and by the way it actually the latter " "I don't give away free drinks to all the pretty girls I meet because in an exclusive club like this, you meet a lot but sometimes"

“Sounds like pure trash wrapped in muscle to me.” I smiled at that. “Right?” We sat there a moment, like we were all remembering our own worst times. And then Kim said it again, quieter this time. “You know what’s funny? When it’s happening to you, however bad it is, you still think maybe next time… you’ll know better. But you don’t.” We all laughed at this so hard we were basically acting like old friends. “That’s not funny,” Zane said with a small, sad laugh. “That’s just sad.”

I snap. “You want to know what helps me get through a difficult situation that I might not be entirely enthused about?” She doesn’t give me a chance to answer before she bursts into song, “Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you’re chewing on life’s gristle, don’t grumble, give a whistle! And this’ll help things turn out for the best: Always look on the bright side of life, always look on the light side of life . . . ’”

"I've had a terrible day..." "Ooff, don't tell me about it." I laugh, and a smile glitters over my lips. "Alright, I won't." "I'm just kidding. If you have a problem, you can talk to me. People say I'm a good listener—you can be the judge."

“You aren't really smart, are you? Maybe today isn't your lucky day. I mean, your plan failed again, just like the last one. You must feel so sad.* I let out a small laugh and left her there.

I want her here every morning, making me coffee while I cook her eggs. I want to watch those gold-flecked eyes peeking over the top of her mug as she tells me something brilliant. I want to earn that easy smile by saying something humorous. Record scratch, I'm not funny guy. I never say anything humorous except I had in the Elevator. I'd made her laugh then, Around her I turn into someone else. Someone better, You're not the bad guy.

And I was right, because soon enough, he finally spoke. “You really like to push my nerves, Ronan. All you do is try to make my already bad day worse. I had a long day at work yesterday, and I needed to relax but you made sure to ruin it.” I almost let out a chuckle but forced myself to keep a straight face. “Oh, I’m so sorry I ruined your little rest time,” I said flatly. “I would hate to have ruined it. I also wish there was a way to help you… but unfortunately, I can’t.”

Athena POV “I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy”. That famous quote from the Joker runs through my head over and over, as my clothes are absolutely drenched in slimy red and yellow gunk. Only, in my case, it’s still a tragedy. I fail to see the comedy part in all of this.

I lash out, not even caring about the pitch of my voice when I lay it all down for him. “Yeah?” I taunt, “You’d like to know why I’m crying? Well maybe it’s because I’ve just had the worst day of my whole entire life! Maybe it’s because I just walked in on the man I’m set to marry in a few months balls deep in my best friend! That good enough for you? Have I made your day with the drab story of how my life is currently fallin apart? Well, you’re welcome. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’d like to go drown my sorrows in peace.”