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Anaiah's life was perfect,she had good wealthy parents ,a loyal bestfriend,a perfect boyfriend and was popular in school.Until one day she came back from school and met her mom backing their bags .Her parents were getting a divorce! Anaiah had to move with her mom to some suburban town in the middle of nowhere called Helway,her boyfriend cheated on her with her supposed to be loyal bestfriend and her life at her new school was hellish.Until she met him in biochemistry class.Hayes,the schools bad boy.Every interaction with him was fire,every touch electric .He always awakened desires and cravings she never knew she had ,never sating them and always leaving her hungry and breathless.And she did same to him,in an innocent and unintentional way.And they both kept coming back for more..To make matters worse,they were neighbors!Is Anaiah going to give this bad boy a chance or go with the safer choice,Micah,the towns model young adult?

Seven years ago Chantelle Jones was betrayed by her boyfriend and someone she thought was her best friend. She caught them both in bed in her 18th birthday! Betrayed, hurt and thirsty for revenge, she ran into the arms of the boy next door. Shy and quiet Nolan Pierce. She suddenly realized she has made a mistake and leaves Nolan confused and dazed. Seven years later while working as the secretary of Penelope Quinn, famous model and business woman, hoping for a chance to get a gig and build an empire of her own, she runs into Nolan again.... only he is not the Nolan she once knew. He now controls his father's empire. Gone was the geeky kid from next door, Nolan Pierce was the next most eligible bachelor. Their encounter would resurrect bitter memories. For Chantelle, Nolan is the father of her son but he can't know that. And keeping her son secret would become even more difficult when Nolan makes a proposal "Work for me and I will make your dreams come true." Sparks will begin to fly and old enemies would resurface but what would be their fate?

On Valentine's Day, my husband Ethan Scott’s assistant, Taylor Winston, gifted me 360 used condoms. She leaned close to my ear and whispered that this was Ethan’s favorite brand. Then, in front of everyone, she teased, "Valentine's Day calls for some explosive fun. I hope you don't mind, Claire." Disgust churned in my stomach, and I couldn’t hold back—I vomited on the spot. Embarrassed that I had humiliated him, Ethan snapped, "It was just a joke. Why are you making such a big deal out of it?" Three months pregnant, I was so enraged that a patch of red stained my pants. I begged him to take me to the hospital. But Taylor chimed in, "It's just her physiological reaction." Furious, Ethan heartlessly locked me in the car. He spent three carefree days with Taylor before finally remembering me. But when he saw me again, the usually composed CEO of Scott Enterprise completely lost his mind.

as hell or not, these pompous, arrogant, delicious, bad-boy billionaire CEOs of New York City will make you fall in love.Disclaimer: This title contains three NSWF contemporary romances. A forbidden romance with a mind-blowing twist, a luscious but sweet second chance romance, and a torn-between-two-lovers romance.

Disclaimer: Don't read this story if you are used to reading all-tell and spoonfed plot stories in the beginning. Broken Bad Boy will only annoy you, but if you are a fan of mysteries and puzzles with backstories, then go ahead. Percie Matthews’s life changed in a heartbeat on one tragic night. The affectionate turned him unloving and cold. The compassionate became egotistic and blunt. That's how Percie is known for. Until a smart, soft-hearted, and gullible Hailey Ward walks into his world. Hailey doesn’t swear, keeps her distance from people, especially a bad boy brooding like Percie. At first look, she knows Percie is trouble. When Hailey is looking for a roommate, he’s shocked to find himself offering her a place. What will happen when cold like him lives together with a kind-hearted Hailey? How will he keep his head straight when she keeps reminding him of someone he lost?

Mara's whole life changes when the monsters from the fairytales she read become all too real.After losing her parents and being kidnapped by werewolves, Mara's unlikely savior comes in the form of Sebastian, the Alphaof the Shadow Pack. But it seems she only traded one monster for another, as Sebastian is broody, terrifying, and unable to control his shift. Oh, and he just so happens to be her mate. Thrust into a world that she doesn't understand and caught in a war that has been ongoing for years, Mara must quickly adapt to her new environment. As she spends more time with Sebastian, she begins to see past his intimidating facade, but with her growing feelings come new dangers and discoveries about who shetruly is.Will Mara still get her happily ever after, or will she turn into one of the monsters that hunt her?

She just had to respect the rules, just one thing so that he wouldn't come back into her life... But she couldn't sit idly by. A very powerful Alpha with a large pack, he was a merciless being, he does not joke, he only led his people, he protected them from hunters and beings that are a threat. She was a young woman with big dreams and goals who unfortunately would not achieve success with him at her side. A story where there was no love, no hope, two mates that rejected each other and survived to tell the tale. But what they did not expect was that the moon had their future made for them

When the earthquake struck on what should have been our fourth wedding anniversary, my supposedly devoted and family-oriented husband, Lionel Brooks, abandoned me and our children, who were trapped under the rubble. Despite our children's pleas for help, Lionel left without a second thought, carrying his former flame, Fiona Smith, and her daughter to safety. While Fiona and her daughter escaped with minor injuries, my precious children had their chests pierced by steel beams, leaving this world forever. It was such a twisted fate. What was meant to be a day of celebration turned into an annual day of mourning for my beautiful children. A week later, during my children's funeral, Lionel had the audacity to call and ask which hospital the kids were in. It was laughable—after ensuring Fiona and her child were comfortable and safe, he finally found time to check on his flesh and blood. I could only say, "You finally remembered your children after a whole week? Lionel, I hope you rot in hell."

Diane Pierce, the beautiful billionaire's daughter who didn't want to date the guy her dad had chosen for her, did the unthinkable and picked her enemy, the popular Harry Michaelson, to be her fake boyfriend. The problem was how the two would survive in a relationship where one was as hot fire and the other as cold as ice. Will they really survive? Or will they find out that the intense hatred they thought they aborred for each other was infact not hatred? This is a spin off of 'A Partner For The Rich Playboy'. It is telling the story of Harry and Diane.

Trauma masa lalu membuat Edeline ketakutan setiap kali bersentuhan dengan pria. Bertahun-tahun dia berjuang melupakan bayang-bayang gelap yang menggrogotinya. Sampai suatu ketika, Edeline harus dipertemukan dengan Elvis Dalton—dokter senior yang terkenal sangatlah arogan. Menyandang status duda memiliki anak satu, tidak membuat dokter tampan itu menjadi sosok yang hangat. Fakta yang ada malah dokter tampan itu menjadi sosok yang semakin kejam. Edeline harus dipertemukan Elvis oleh semesta. Gadis cantik itu menjadi dokter magang di rumah sakit milik dari Elvis Dalton. Semua bermula dari sini. Saling membenci, berakhir dengan saling membutuhkan. Dua orang yang memiliki kisah trauma masing-masing bertemu bagaikan puzzle yang hilang telah kembali. Lantas bagaimana kisah Edeline dan Elvis? Duda tampan yang memiliki segudang penyesalan di masa lalu, dan dokter magang cantik yang memiliki trauma pada seorang pria, mampukah mereka dipersatukan? Atau semesta memiliki rencana lain? *** Follow me on IG: abigail_kusuma95