Random Funny Phrases Novels & Stories

she said shaking her head - Think again my dear, it is indeed the reality, the happy reality for us and the sad reality for you. -You're the devil himself, you and your bastard friend.......she said throwing the soap in his face -You're even hotter when you're pissed off..., said Doudou laughing - You are not human..... she said crying Our life can change from one minute to another, we can be happy at ten ten (10:10 a.m.) and at ten eleven (10:11 a.m.) we are unhappy, such is life, it is made of a layer of honey

I complained to my room mate. "If it's not talking about facts and science, don't tell it to me" she said and laughed. "Common babe, Figures are fact, hope you know" I argued. "If figures are facts, then why did they separate figure from fact in this popular phrase "FACTS AND FIGURES" She said and laughed "Is that supposed to be funny?" I said, feeling pained. And she just kept on laughing then someone knocked the door and my room mate went to check who was at the door.

How can a phrase so corny get to my tingling balls so much? “You are damn sopping wet, baby. Are you ready because it’s going to be a fucking wild ride?”

She wiped her face impatiently, saying between her teeth "No, where's the joke in what I'm saying, because I can barely see it?" He also held his face very nervously "Where's the joke? Your whole conversation is a joke." She looked at him annoyed and angry and said spitefully “Oh tell me anything funny from the phrase, ‘Hello, I am a human from planet Earth that is funny to you!’” “The whole sentence is a joke!” He shouted with irritation and anger, looking at her with extreme anger, and she looked at him while saying angrily "Oh I'm the one who should be upset here!" He exhaled angrily, looking in front of her before looking at her again and saying

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

He whispered and I nearly burst out laughing "I guess things will be interesting from now on" "Trust me little human, it's going to be more than interesting Ps, thank you so much for the reads ,votes and comments

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Though I dint stay for long, I had fun and that's all that mattered. For a Pointexder, I sure like to party; only when I'm around Kim (especially drunk Kim 🤣🤣) 'cause she is the only one I can party with. A lot of people say that it's a weird combination but it's something I can't change and won't love to change 'cause it's the only iota of fun in my boring life. "Fasten your seatbelts we'll be landing in the next few minutes " the same chirpy voice rang out from the speaker. I am starting to like this phrase as it meant I'll be at my destination soon.

Angela deadpanned. Phillip laughed hysterically, "Everything about you is pointless because you are pointless, you life is pointless and I'm sure your pointless life is coming to an end soon!" He lamented. "And less I forget, you once begged for this dick," he said pointing at his dick. "And you sucked it with your loose mouth and cried when I stopped fucking you!" Phillip deadpanned. Angela's face turned red and she wished she could slap the smirk off of Phillip's face.