Random Funny Phrases Novels & Stories

She wiped her face impatiently, saying between her teeth "No, where's the joke in what I'm saying, because I can barely see it?" He also held his face very nervously "Where's the joke? Your whole conversation is a joke." She looked at him annoyed and angry and said spitefully “Oh tell me anything funny from the phrase, ‘Hello, I am a human from planet Earth that is funny to you!’” “The whole sentence is a joke!” He shouted with irritation and anger, looking at her with extreme anger, and she looked at him while saying angrily "Oh I'm the one who should be upset here!" He exhaled angrily, looking in front of her before looking at her again and saying

she said, laughing. Well someone has to. I’m dull and uninteresting? When did this happen??

"Got anything to say?" "Fuck you." I burst into laughter.

I questioned, finally regaining myself and coming out of whatever trance I was in initially. They both glanced at each other and then busted into laughter. Ok, what the hell is funny? "The fact that you're dumb is what is actually funny," Arla mocked. "I am not dumb," I retorted. "Accept it, you are," Arla argued, refusing to back down. "You know what it's pointless arguing with you." With that I blocked her, temporarily stopping her from speaking to me. I wonder why she had to be annoying sometimes.

He whispered and I nearly burst out laughing "I guess things will be interesting from now on" "Trust me little human, it's going to be more than interesting Ps, thank you so much for the reads ,votes and comments

] I shot back a [We'll talk later,] and shut off my phone. I lay awake all night, but weirdly, I was not tired at all.

"Grumpy" "Ugly" "You!" "you're lack of attention"

Samuel could always crack the lamest jokes in the most monotone voice. The chat was laughing. [LOLOL. Professor Grant, you know your metaphors! I like crazy boyfriends!] [So, those four idiots were harassing Layla, and she should let a mad dog loose to deal with them? LMAO. The chaos! I love it!]

” The said Rick verbalized in a mocking voice. He paled at the fact that Rick spat out,”ohh how stupid of me…how come I didn’t think about it.” Philip said with a defeated and disappointed expression. Rick looking at him wanted to laugh but decided to have mercy on him,”don’t worry we all know you are stupid but we’ve accepted you for who you are years ago!” “Haha haha haha” “Haha haha haha” “Haha haha haha” Soon all the other guys was laughing their heads off making Philip scowl and cuss them slightly.

Sarcasm evident in my words *Just hurry up* *Fine* I replied and as I was about to keep my phone back into its rightful place I bumped into someone and my hot cocoa slipped from my hand unto the floor "We have to stop meeting like this cupcake" Only one human being in the world called me that. "Sorry about your hot cocoa though. At least it didn't spill all over your shirt" he said with an amused look on his charming face. Maybe if I ignore him he'll go away