Random Funny Phrases Novels & Stories

I questioned, finally regaining myself and coming out of whatever trance I was in initially. They both glanced at each other and then busted into laughter. Ok, what the hell is funny? "The fact that you're dumb is what is actually funny," Arla mocked. "I am not dumb," I retorted. "Accept it, you are," Arla argued, refusing to back down. "You know what it's pointless arguing with you." With that I blocked her, temporarily stopping her from speaking to me. I wonder why she had to be annoying sometimes.

] I shot back a [We'll talk later,] and shut off my phone. I lay awake all night, but weirdly, I was not tired at all.

” The said Rick verbalized in a mocking voice. He paled at the fact that Rick spat out,”ohh how stupid of me…how come I didn’t think about it.” Philip said with a defeated and disappointed expression. Rick looking at him wanted to laugh but decided to have mercy on him,”don’t worry we all know you are stupid but we’ve accepted you for who you are years ago!” “Haha haha haha” “Haha haha haha” “Haha haha haha” Soon all the other guys was laughing their heads off making Philip scowl and cuss them slightly.

Sarcasm evident in my words *Just hurry up* *Fine* I replied and as I was about to keep my phone back into its rightful place I bumped into someone and my hot cocoa slipped from my hand unto the floor "We have to stop meeting like this cupcake" Only one human being in the world called me that. "Sorry about your hot cocoa though. At least it didn't spill all over your shirt" he said with an amused look on his charming face. Maybe if I ignore him he'll go away

She replied and that was the end of that topic. We spent the rest of the lunch time laughing at lame people and mocking low class students that kept embarrassing themselves. "Hey barmy!" Ava yelled at a girl trying to stuff her doughnuts at the same time into her mouth. According to Ava, barmy is like a British phrase for a stupid or crazy person. "Take it a little easy on yourself, of your parents can't afford a doughnut they can't possibly afford a good hospital you know..." She said and almost everybody in the cafeteria burst out laughing.

He mocked Philip, “My dear nephew, what now? Ten minutes have passed. Where are your cash delivery trucks? Where’s the 1.6 billion dollars in cash? Hahaha!” Immediately after, the surrounding directors also spoke sarcastically, “I'm laughing my ass off. It's really fun to watch this drama at night.” “Yes, even though I’m an old man now, I can still watch such funny things happening. I’ll remember this for the rest of my life. Maybe I can even live longer from laughing at this.” “Philip, where’s your convoy? We’ve waited for ten minutes.” The crowd laughed at Philip’s ignorance.

I groan as he finally let go while I massage my neck “Damn you're crazy” I glared at him “I know right? And that's why people like me” “People Like you?” I asked unbelievably “Hmm, people like crazy stuff” He winked “See you at lunch bro” He laughed and began walking away, He's crazy

"I had to; you're just too cute when you get all irritated." "Ha ha," I chuckle. "If I share a random statement that's guaranteed to make you laugh, will you promise to show me that beautiful smile of yours again?" I struggle not to smile right then and there. "It's worth a shot," I reply, clearing my throat, and playfully rolling my eyes. "If sperm creates babies and is found in testicles, then 'ball is life' takes on a whole new meaning." I burst into laughter. "Oh my God! You need all the holy water you can get!"

"Shut the fuck up. You love my laugh." FYI it's not a donkey laugh. I like to think that I laugh like a normal person. "Yeah I fucking do."

I asked, offended by his remarks. “No, no, of course not,” he responded. I sighed in relief. “You’re more like a broken clock type of funny.” “What’s that supposed to mean?” I asked. “You’re only funny twice a month,” he laughed as his punch line hit. “You know what else is funny? You sleeping outside tonight because there’s no one to let you in.” I said, jabbing at the fact that he would be standing outside because I was not around. “I have a spare key, Einstein, and hotels?” He responded, laughing at my failed attempt to get him back.