Random Funny Phrases Novels & Stories

] I shot back a [We'll talk later,] and shut off my phone. I lay awake all night, but weirdly, I was not tired at all.

"Grumpy" "Ugly" "You!" "you're lack of attention"

Samuel could always crack the lamest jokes in the most monotone voice. The chat was laughing. [LOLOL. Professor Grant, you know your metaphors! I like crazy boyfriends!] [So, those four idiots were harassing Layla, and she should let a mad dog loose to deal with them? LMAO. The chaos! I love it!]

” The said Rick verbalized in a mocking voice. He paled at the fact that Rick spat out,”ohh how stupid of me…how come I didn’t think about it.” Philip said with a defeated and disappointed expression. Rick looking at him wanted to laugh but decided to have mercy on him,”don’t worry we all know you are stupid but we’ve accepted you for who you are years ago!” “Haha haha haha” “Haha haha haha” “Haha haha haha” Soon all the other guys was laughing their heads off making Philip scowl and cuss them slightly.

Every rational thought scattered. Fuck.

Absolutely ridiculous! ***

Sarcasm evident in my words *Just hurry up* *Fine* I replied and as I was about to keep my phone back into its rightful place I bumped into someone and my hot cocoa slipped from my hand unto the floor "We have to stop meeting like this cupcake" Only one human being in the world called me that. "Sorry about your hot cocoa though. At least it didn't spill all over your shirt" he said with an amused look on his charming face. Maybe if I ignore him he'll go away

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

That's great! "Can you stop saying only one word phrases in Japanese?" "Urusai!" Shut up. "Oh God"

She replied and that was the end of that topic. We spent the rest of the lunch time laughing at lame people and mocking low class students that kept embarrassing themselves. "Hey barmy!" Ava yelled at a girl trying to stuff her doughnuts at the same time into her mouth. According to Ava, barmy is like a British phrase for a stupid or crazy person. "Take it a little easy on yourself, of your parents can't afford a doughnut they can't possibly afford a good hospital you know..." She said and almost everybody in the cafeteria burst out laughing.