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I felt the heat of his breath on my face. A parade of faces, some I knew, some probably borrowed from old sitcoms, waltzed through my mind in a carnival of chaos. It was like my brain had thrown a fancy dress party for thoughts, and the theme was absolutely bonkers. "Absolutely bonkers..." The unicorn followed me, laughing at that too. In the midst of this madness, Vincenzo appeared—real or perhaps just my brain's idea of a suave dream guest. He stood there like a silent butthole, looking as dapper as ever, even in my weird dreams.

Lua joked. I had an idea all of a sudden. As I thought about this, my mind was already going a thousand miles per hour. "I have an idea" I giggled.

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Isn't he? Telling jokes to ease tension. Sharing amusing stories to keep the mood light. Harmless things. Right? I let out a slow breath, but it emerges shaky, betraying the knot in my chest. I shake my head once, sharply—like I can knock the thoughts loose like autumn leaves. Like I can make them stop echoing in the hollow spaces between my ribs.

Think Ella think, what should I do,I can't involve roman in my problems especially when I know who the other party is.I am biting my nails out of nervousness, Think Think Think Perfect,an idea came to my mind to avoid the psychotic idiot and I smile in already imagining my victory! just thinking of double crossing him is such a surreal feeling,oohhh wow this will be a big blow on his big fat ego,that pig poop needs a reality check and I am taking the responsibility on my shoulders.

Then the two laughed at the same time. My forehead wrinkled even more. I suddenly thought. Kiel suddenly came to my mind. He was the only one with me this afternoon until the afternoon. Once again, what happened to the two of the young man entered my mind. I quickly put that out of my mind. "It doesn't mean anything". I still defend. "Doesn't mean anything oh". Ellen shames me. I retaliated against them. "Stop me. Your brains are really dirty". The two did not stop laughing for several minutes. It's like crazy people laughing, nothing funny.

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

Life, I guess. Now, more than all of this, the one thing that really struck me about the guy was when he tipped me the random number that I just spouted. That was when I realized that he was batshit crazy and I probably shouldn’t associate with him any longer. I mean, any normal person would freak out if someone does something like this, right?

"Well, that makes no sense at all. Why would you curse your friend who had the same idea? What happened to great mines think alike? You know, what was said was mine on both sides and the words blew up at the same time." "How are you still corporeal? It's great minds think alike, dumb ass. And you either say jinx because you are being a dick or you say great minds think alike if it's a funny occurrence. Gods... Sex with you must be fascinating." Jinx joked as he pulled into the rest stop and hopped out of the car.

Broke reader, right you could say that. They're my inspiration, motivation and also distraction. I'm an orphan with no one to take care of me, I wasn't that confident in myself. “ Today's red moon. Did you hear that our wishes will come true if we make a wish?” I heard some of my colleagues squealing happily and I just rolled my eyes. Nonsense. Who would believe those kind of words these days? How stupid. I shook my head to get rid of those silly thoughts of my fellow colleagues. Wishes come true? What a bullshit!