Roasted Her for Years, Loved Her Always
My boyfriend, Wendell Lowe, has been complaining about my best friend, Carissa Chapman, for three years.
He hates the fact that she's loud, uploads too many selfies on her social media feed, and doesn't bother looking at the price whenever she's ordering food at a restaurant.
Every time a gathering is over, Wendell feels the need to talk smack about Carissa.
"Don't invite her to the next gathering in the future. She's so annoying."
I keep thinking that Wendell really dislikes Carissa. So when Carissa gets a new boyfriend, I quickly tell him the good news.
"Carissa has a boyfriend now. She won't be bothering us anymore."
But Wendell gets mad instead.
"Who's the guy? Is it the IT guy fr