Sarcasm Quotes Novels & Stories

“You’re the dumb one, idiot.” “At least I’m not dumb enough to think I’m the Easter Bunny.” Scarlet shot back. “So you are dumb?” Kaileeh asked with a smirk. “At least you know it. Now, if you’d just learn to tell the difference between sarcasm, clueless one.” “I just think you’re jealous,” Scarlett spoke. “Of what?” Sage asked. “Oh, yes. Bimbos like you just make me extremely jealous. I want to be an airhead just like you when I get older. You know-“

I used noodles since I didn't like the MC cussing. In fact, if the other person is sarcastic, a question can be responded with another inquiry. End of text.

“Oh, it’s not nonsense. You’ve got it written all over you. That whole ‘I’m trying to act like things don't affect me , but everyone can tell’ vibe? Yeah, it’s loud.” “Wow,” I deadpanned. “Your people skills are truly next-level. Have you considered motivational speaking?” “Thought about it,” he replied, completely unbothered. “But I’d probably have to work with people who don’t throw my sarcasm back at me. Where’s the fun in that?” I groaned, throwing my hands up. “Why are you like this?” “Family trait,” he said with , gesturing vaguely toward the kitchen. “Grandma bakes cookies, I specialize in charming sarcasm for beautiful ladies. We all have our roles.”

The person beside her shot her a disapproving look, but she didn't care. She muttered under her breath, her words laden with sarcasm. "Oh, Mr. Sinclair, you're truly a visionary. I can hardly contain my excitement for your groundbreaking ideas." As Mace continued his speech, Nysaa couldn't resist interjecting with her biting commentary. "Yes, yes, the world has been waiting with bated breath for your words of wisdom. Please, enlighten us further." Her snarky remarks drew glances from those around her, but she remained undeterred. Mace's grandiose speech and self-assured demeanor were a perfect target for her biting humor.

he smirks ________"How was the date?"Johnny says as I walk in slamming the door "It was nice, we laughed, talked and I told him I was a hybrid which brought even more laughs" "Oh nice, wait for you what!!" "Relax Johnny, he doesn't even believe me, like they say the truth is always hardest to believe " "Wow why haven't I heard such a quote," he asked with a bit of sarcasm in his voice "Because you're an Idiot" I stick my tongue out.

"Hugo, did you hear that? She told me to think about the consequences. Oh, I'm so scared." Only when she'd had her fill of laughing did she turn back to face me. "Jillian, what makes a swindling fake socialite like you think you can act so high and mighty in front of me?" she asked, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "I'm doing the world a favor by making sure you don't go out and prey on other men." I had completely lost my patience.

he frankly says. So I answered him back with a little tease, “You weren’t, remember?” And then I laugh, but I laugh alone. It seems that my sarcastic joke unintentionally puts a pinch of salt in a wound. “Oh, but it’s over now so you don’t have to worry about it,” I add.

I couldn't tell whether she was being sarcastic or not. I could hardly live with this lie. I'd never take it that far. "Okay, I'll just walk up to him and be like, 'Hey, I wasn't pregnant before, but now I'm ready to have your baby.'" I answered sarcastically. "Fine, enjoy unemployment for the rest of your life." She answered. "I wonder if you were born with a warning label that read, 'attracted to trouble.'" Katy joked. "If someone finds you murdered on the side of the road, no one should ask why," I answered.

Baby Sariel: Do you know how stressed I am right now? "Why? Want me to send you a motivational quote? I’ve got some here." Baby Sariel: No, I don’t want motivational words; I want your lips (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)⁠♥ I am uncertain as to how to respond to her sudden cuteness; however, I am unable to suppress a smile.

“What if I told you I’m a werewolf?” There are sentences that feel like a trapdoor opening beneath your feet. That one dropped the floor out from under me so fast my stomach lifted. “Oh, damn,” I said before my better sense caught the words. “You’re fine, but you are out of your mind.” I barked a laugh I didn’t feel. “Oh, yeah? And I’m Santa.” I threw that in like a lifeline to normalcy, as if sarcasm could patch the rip he’d just sliced in reality. “Try again.”