Sarcasm Quotes Novels & Stories

Liam said, pointing to the couch beside him. Yeah like I need your permission in my apartment! I sat down without uttering the words out loud and he smiled.No! Don't you dare smile! I was having a hard time here already. "You must be wondering why I am here, Sofia," Liam said, turning a little in his place so that he can face me. "No, people like you visit me every day. So no wonderment," I replied, squeezing as much sarcasm in my words as possible. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit Ms. Sayles and may I know what do you mean by people like me?" He asked with a small hint of a smile on his lips, head cocked to one side as he appraised me. I could feel a slow blush creeping in.

“Truth hurts, doesn’t it?” “What about ‘persistent’?” He counters. I roll my eyes. “That’s one way to put it.” “Or, maybe ‘physically strong’?” “Absolutely not.” “Smart?” “Good one.” “Right right. Insanely intelligent. That’s better.” “You forgot ‘humble’,” I retort sarcastically. “Ok. How about clever?” “That’s pushing it.” “Frustrating?” “Yes!” I give him a mocking clap. “You finally got one right.”

Well, I fucking opened myself up to that one. “As a solution to a problem I in part caused,” I say emotionlessly. “I’m going to assume by the vague answer, you don’t wish to discuss it.” “You’re very astute for a human,” I commend her. Her face slips into an emotionless mask, “Yes, we mere mortals are quite astute. We’ve also mastered fire and invented the wheel,” she says sarcastically. “Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit you know.” “At least one of us has some,” she says, taking another sip of her drink.

“I know it is. I read somewhere that when in doubt of the kind of feeling to display in front of people, try sarcasm, it always works.” “Whoever wrote that wanted anyone that reads it to be hated by their colleagues.” I told him. “For real?” He asked. “Wait, you read that for real? I thought you were just fibbing or lying?” He raised his left brow up as if to say ‘Really?' I sometimes forgot how blunt talking my boss was. “Well, sometimes, soft pedal on sarcasm at your kind of dinner parties. They might not appreciate it.” I told him honestly because most wealthy people are snubs so he might stick out like a sore thumb if he does that.

Yvroz said with a satisfied smile plastered on his lips. Zenah tsked, "What a humble beast." "Oh, that's for the compliment."He said with a smile. "Idiot! That's a sarcasm!"Zenah said loudly. Before Yvrozz could speak back, a loud laugh was heard by both of them. Turned out it was Mr. and Mrs. Quivan who was already outside, can't wait to see them that's why they come to fetch them. The Mrs. Quivan, laugh, "Did you hear that, Dear? She called him a humble beast? And she said it was a sarcasm? Damn. That was so smooth to get burned by those sarcastic words." She was laughing as she was tapping her husband's shoulder.

] /All the time? [Each and every thought.] /... I see. Well, what use is this skill you speak of when I can't do anything to change what is bound to happen?/ [That's for you to figure out.] /And I'm saying-! Ah, nevermind. ... ... By the way, you do realise that my comment about you being smart was me being sarcastic, right?/ [Sarcastic?] After a short pause, the system mumbled. [So that's sarcasm…]

I told him desperately wanting to know what I did wrong. “Oh, you should stop talking to sort out all the problems!” He said very seriously that somehow made me laugh. I know I have a big mouth. He is being sarcastic. I love this Arjun, funny and sarcastic. But I stopped laughing when I didn't hear him laugh with me.

He smiled. That’s really sweet of him to say that… How manipulative! “No one is actually dumb just beacause they’re pretty or because they like to wear make-up.” I shot back. “Everyone has a brain. The proof is in the dungeons downstairs.” I rolled my eyes. “But not everyone has the talent of capturing my attention.” Archer smirked. How modest! Note the sarcasm. “That’s actually a fairly easy thing.” I replied. “You will look at anything out of the ordinary.” I shrugged.

I know I'm not brandishing a hero now, I'm brandishing a hater, deceitful, liar. Let it be! It is a pleasure for me to know the inner workings of myself. You hate to listen to my moan. Well, to hate it, I will try to I make my moan as unpleasant as I can... You understand nothing yet, gentlemen. is not it? So I have to explain it more, so that you may understand these minutes joy. Are you laughing? This is so much fun. But my jokes and sarcasm are ridiculous, truncated, vague, lacking in self-confidence.

Harold smirked and said in a sarcastic tone, “Charlie, go ahead with your drama. I bet your so-called acquaintances are just some low-life gangsters and nobodies. Do you really think you’re so influential and powerful? I don’t believe you’re able to invite any prominent figures!” Wendy chimed in the sarcastic bandwagon. “A loser like Charlie is best at bragging. If no one attends your opening ceremony, you and this office will become Aurous Hill’s laughing stocks. Let’s see how you’ll get jobs or projects then!”