Sarcastic Witty Quotes Novels & Stories

I could have done that back home in the apartment and not wasted time and effort making myself look red carpet ready just to stare at a hotel room walls. ‘That’s what friends do … they talk to one another. It’s supposed to be nice.’ It’s a slight eyebrow raise and another oddly happy smile and I just hit the sarcastic giggles. Ridiculous ‘are you mad’ sort of manic laughter that makes me wonder about my own sanity. He’s not amusing, he’s deluded! He brings out the absolute worst in me sometimes.

How could he even be so annoying? "Haha, very funny" I said sarcastically as his chuckle persisted. "Alright man, chill out. I was just fucking with you" he said as he forced himself to stop laughing, "Of course you're dashing man. You don't have to take everything so seriously" he said. " Of course I wasn't taking it seriously" I said as I regained my morale, " I already know what a fine man I am. I certainly don't need your approva....... "

Albin lashed out. "Is that a way of begging for my suggestion?" I sarcastically said with a travesty smile playing on my lips. "Never will I do that!" He screeched, widening my smirk. "But you just did," I winked at him, outraging him. "Never! Or you don't have any suitable plan?" He poked fun at me but I shrugged ignoring him.

"Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology." "Why don't you slip into something comfortable, like a coma." "Shock me, say something intelligent." "You are so fat when you wear a yellow coat, people scream 'taxi'" "Why don't you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal." "You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back!" "Fine! I quit, you win. Anyhow, we are going for some ice cream." Jake, at last, commits to his failure.

Instead, he laughed yet again and -if anyone else was standing beside him- they'd probably guess he was talking to a comedian. "Yes, you're right. I don't care. I'm just shouting at you right now because it gives me kicks." He said yet again in a heavily drenched sarcastic tone and it took everything in my power to not get up; run to his house and bitch slap him into his senses. I breathed through my nose to make myself calm down. "Aaron, you're making it hard for me to-"

Her looks are shooting daggers that want to rip my skin. "How can this humble servant disobey you, your highness? I am just avoiding any conflicts that may arise if I am not careful and not thinking with my actions." I politely promised him. I can't put her through the answer because she's a queen. So I'll let him through with simple sarcastic words. I have a subtle sarcastic behavior, that a dumb person cannot even hint that I am already insulting someone.

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

Later, I heard him try to suppress his laughter, which made me even more upset. Go ahead, laugh all you want. Do you think I've forgotten all the things you've done to annoy me? Do you think I've forgotten what you said to that guy earlier about being your wife and pregnant? Keep laughing because you'll have your time with me. Those were the only words that went through my mind as I looked at him struggling to hold back his laughter. His face was turning red, and I couldn't help but grimace. "You know, why don't you laugh out loud, it's dangerous because it might come out of your butt," sarcastic as it was before it was left.

she says surprisingly. Ah! This woman has a thing for making people get angry. With a sarcastic smile, I walk over to her gently and smile sarcastically as I pat her back, "You know what, maybe you're right, I can see where your kid got that nasty sn*ke-like attitude, you're quite immature for a mother, could be the that you're surrounded by hypocrites for friends. You could be paying for your mother's sins as well, which is why I would advise you to tell your son not to turn out like you if he doesn't want to be hated like you."

She did have a thing for dealing with every situation with sarcasm. His eyebrow went up unable to read the sarcasm in her voice. He wondered why that would be a reason for her to shed tears. "Why would that make you cry? It's not your fault, it's just the way pigs were made" he said with seriousness as if he was teaching a kindergarten. Jessica couldn't believe that he thought that was why she was crying. His childishness and naivety made her wonder. How could a grown man who headed a company does not even know when she was being sarcastic?