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I couldn't tell whether she was being sarcastic or not. I could hardly live with this lie. I'd never take it that far. "Okay, I'll just walk up to him and be like, 'Hey, I wasn't pregnant before, but now I'm ready to have your baby.'" I answered sarcastically. "Fine, enjoy unemployment for the rest of your life." She answered. "I wonder if you were born with a warning label that read, 'attracted to trouble.'" Katy joked. "If someone finds you murdered on the side of the road, no one should ask why," I answered.

I narrowed my eyes as I shot him a sarcastic smile, “You really love seeing me annoyed, huh?” He chuckled, shaking his head with a grin, “You really are something, Kathrina.” “Yeah, you bring out the annoyance in me,” I uttered sarcastically, putting up air quotes in annoyance for emphasis. “Okay, sorry. Sorry.” I couldn’t help but roll my eyes again—he was still laughing, and I don’t even know why he finds me being annoyed funny! The last time I checked, I look pretty scary when I’m annoyed. Plus, he was just purposely doing it, it was definitely pissing me off.

I watch a few of them laugh hysterically at something they said. "That's all because of you. You brought everyone together with your bonfire idea." He says. "You've got a little Yoghurt on your mouth." "It's ice cream." "Oh, it matters." Sarcasm drips from his tone. I wipe my mouth with the back of my palms. "Sarcasm ruins the image, you know." He whips his head in my direction for an instant. "What image?" "You trying to be less of an asshole." "Is that what you think I'm doing?"

I could have done that back home in the apartment and not wasted time and effort making myself look red carpet ready just to stare at a hotel room walls. ‘That’s what friends do … they talk to one another. It’s supposed to be nice.’ It’s a slight eyebrow raise and another oddly happy smile and I just hit the sarcastic giggles. Ridiculous ‘are you mad’ sort of manic laughter that makes me wonder about my own sanity. He’s not amusing, he’s deluded! He brings out the absolute worst in me sometimes.

How could he even be so annoying? "Haha, very funny" I said sarcastically as his chuckle persisted. "Alright man, chill out. I was just fucking with you" he said as he forced himself to stop laughing, "Of course you're dashing man. You don't have to take everything so seriously" he said. " Of course I wasn't taking it seriously" I said as I regained my morale, " I already know what a fine man I am. I certainly don't need your approva....... "

Albin lashed out. "Is that a way of begging for my suggestion?" I sarcastically said with a travesty smile playing on my lips. "Never will I do that!" He screeched, widening my smirk. "But you just did," I winked at him, outraging him. "Never! Or you don't have any suitable plan?" He poked fun at me but I shrugged ignoring him.

Her looks are shooting daggers that want to rip my skin. "How can this humble servant disobey you, your highness? I am just avoiding any conflicts that may arise if I am not careful and not thinking with my actions." I politely promised him. I can't put her through the answer because she's a queen. So I'll let him through with simple sarcastic words. I have a subtle sarcastic behavior, that a dumb person cannot even hint that I am already insulting someone.

This kind of person is very easy to deal with, just say a few words to him and he will lose interest in joining the fun. Jessica looked at him and snorted coldly, "Mr. Hartley, is your memory so poor? You can forget someone in just twenty days?" Hari was a bit embarrassed after being scolded by Jessica, "No, it's normal for you to forget about me when you're busy with important matters." Jessica glanced at him and snorted lightly, "I'm not as busy as Mr. Hartley, I see you everywhere." Hari was not foolish, so he naturally detected the sarcasm in Jessica's words.

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

she says surprisingly. Ah! This woman has a thing for making people get angry. With a sarcastic smile, I walk over to her gently and smile sarcastically as I pat her back, "You know what, maybe you're right, I can see where your kid got that nasty sn*ke-like attitude, you're quite immature for a mother, could be the that you're surrounded by hypocrites for friends. You could be paying for your mother's sins as well, which is why I would advise you to tell your son not to turn out like you if he doesn't want to be hated like you."