Sarcastic Witty Quotes Novels & Stories

I sarcastically said. " Don't go with him! He's just making you fool! " The nerd said. " Really? HAHA! Okay! " I sarcastically answered her. " I'm saying the truth! I heard them-- " I didn't let her finish her words. She's wasting my time. "Oh Please, Nerd! Why-- ahm. Nevermind! Why I'm even talking to you anyway? " Then we left. While we are riding off somewhere, Jake mentioned something.

I never knew beneath all those huge flesh and hard exterior was a man that could denote and speak sarcasm. “You know, you could snap a finger and the coffee would get brewed right? Don't fucking act like I was sending you to a battle without a weapon.” I huffed, taking the cap off my pen highlighter. Like earlier, I half expected him to come up with another witty comment, but he only huffed and mimicked me. He took off the cap of his pen highlighter and dragged the paperwork to his side. He bent his head, staring at me through his lashes, and replied by speaking in a hushed tone.

he added in sarcasm as Sarah bit hard on her lips in fury. “Fuck you Richard, I can at least let you know that life badly spent won’t escape your burial poster when my team catches up with you. You can as well get ready to meet your boss, the devil!” She yelled in frustration but Richard only found her funny and crazy as he spread his lips in what looked like a smile but was too brief for the shortest smile.

he said in a confidence. "Ah ah ah.” A sarcastic laughter was heard from Lucy, she continued. “Yes, you are what people said you are." Lucy said and she removed her hat, she laughed and continued. “You miss me.” She said sarcastically.

She huffed in annoyance, "You're no fun. Anyway, you know who's coming back to town?" "Yeah, I know. That's why I'm asking, isn't it?" Her gaze narrowed at me. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, my dear Camiela." "That's not the full quote, my dear Shirley," I mocked. "Then what is?" My gaze fell to the floor as my elbow hit my purse, causing it to tumble onto the ground and send all my belongings pouring out. I groaned in annoyance and stood kneeling down to pick it up. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit—"

Jax answered back with his voice dripping heavily with sarcasm. “Oh sweet tea and lemon ! Now aren’t you a dear, sarcastic man with the most obnoxious attitude ?” Xel sweetly said while fluttering her eyelashes innocently with a fake smile plastered on her face. “Sorry princess but sarcasm falls out my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours,” he retorted back and smugged when he saw Xel losing her cool.

"I was like. . .what the heck are you saying? Is this how you behave on first dates?" “I don’t!” He scoffed, looking back at the counter, waiting for our order number to show up in neon red lights on a display screen on the wall. "I was just trying to lighten up the mood." “You were, weren't you?" I shook my head. "I’m calling this point of no return in our conversations as the 'point of retreat' since I'm sure the next time you randomly throw in one of these sarcastic and witty phrases and put me on the spot is definitely going to happen again.” I almost scoffed, offering him a tensed glance. "I want to be protected by the phrase."

I poured my coffee, gave them a mock salute, and strolled out. And just like that, a new weapon was born—sarcasm. --- By Friday, the office was a battlefield and I was fully armed. When Ada—the queen of sly remarks—snickered to someone loud enough for me to hear, “She probably doesn’t even have to touch her salary anymore,” I turned, leaned against her desk, and said with faux innocence, “Oh no, I still collect my salary. I just use it for snacks and impulse shopping. Shoes, bags, you know. The big stuff is his department.”

he went to argue again. “Forget about it, just go get your drink” I said sarcastically while doing air quotes with the word drink. I wasn’t in the mood to pretend that I'm not pissed. Tobias sighed and rubbed his hand down his face. I watched, steaming mad, as he looked up at Smith. If it was at all possible under his dark skin, he looked pale. As mad as I am, I wasn’t blind to the concern I felt circling around my stomach.

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.