Sarcastic Witty Quotes Novels & Stories

I sarcastically said. " Don't go with him! He's just making you fool! " The nerd said. " Really? HAHA! Okay! " I sarcastically answered her. " I'm saying the truth! I heard them-- " I didn't let her finish her words. She's wasting my time. "Oh Please, Nerd! Why-- ahm. Nevermind! Why I'm even talking to you anyway? " Then we left. While we are riding off somewhere, Jake mentioned something.

She huffed in annoyance, "You're no fun. Anyway, you know who's coming back to town?" "Yeah, I know. That's why I'm asking, isn't it?" Her gaze narrowed at me. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, my dear Camiela." "That's not the full quote, my dear Shirley," I mocked. "Then what is?" My gaze fell to the floor as my elbow hit my purse, causing it to tumble onto the ground and send all my belongings pouring out. I groaned in annoyance and stood kneeling down to pick it up. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit—"

Jax answered back with his voice dripping heavily with sarcasm. “Oh sweet tea and lemon ! Now aren’t you a dear, sarcastic man with the most obnoxious attitude ?” Xel sweetly said while fluttering her eyelashes innocently with a fake smile plastered on her face. “Sorry princess but sarcasm falls out my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours,” he retorted back and smugged when he saw Xel losing her cool.

I did not allow him to continue his speech, as I said, objecting with great annoyance: You are proving to me that you are just a deranged. "You're making fun of me, no doubt," she said sarcastically, "it's hard for you to stop your nonsense!" Listen, I have no desire to listen to this madness. If that's what you're saying when you're being serious, then go back to your sarcasm, please! This is much better than hearing similar things.. I finished my sentence while I was standing, and he indicated to me to sit quietly, in which he did not hide his sharp tone: stop babbling and close your mouth a little to finish what I am trying to say!

"I was like. . .what the heck are you saying? Is this how you behave on first dates?" “I don’t!” He scoffed, looking back at the counter, waiting for our order number to show up in neon red lights on a display screen on the wall. "I was just trying to lighten up the mood." “You were, weren't you?" I shook my head. "I’m calling this point of no return in our conversations as the 'point of retreat' since I'm sure the next time you randomly throw in one of these sarcastic and witty phrases and put me on the spot is definitely going to happen again.” I almost scoffed, offering him a tensed glance. "I want to be protected by the phrase."

she asks angrily. "You are concerned about walking,instead of being concerned about dying" I asked her, chuckling at the irony of the whole matter. "This is too far a walk for me, you should have at least found a way to tell me" she insisted on complaining "It's not like you can not improvise means to go back" I said sarcastically. She gave me a look of disgust for my uncalled for joke. I guess it left a bad taste in her mouth because she spit and rolled her eyes.The tongue click that followed sounded like someone snapped a bone.

I never knew beneath all those huge flesh and hard exterior was a man that could denote and speak sarcasm. “You know, you could snap a finger and the coffee would get brewed right? Don't fucking act like I was sending you to a battle without a weapon.” I huffed, taking the cap off my pen highlighter. Like earlier, I half expected him to come up with another witty comment, but he only huffed and mimicked me. He took off the cap of his pen highlighter and dragged the paperwork to his side. He bent his head, staring at me through his lashes, and replied by speaking in a hushed tone.

I say, grateful for his help. “You know you’re not as boring as I initially thought you were. You know how to crack jokes making you relatively funny and you know how to hold an interesting conversation” I tease. “Gee” he scoffs, “thanks so much for the compliment” he replies sarcastically.

Her very sentence was filled with sarcasm. "Forgiven, but just for this time Darling" Ahn said with equal wit. "You are very kind" she again said sarcastically. "I am! and not to forget extremely intelligent, smart, charming and handsome too" he said with a smirk. "You forgot to mention a lot of other necessary things" she retorted wanting to add list of insults to his name and character. "I know, no words of praises can define my greatness. By you can try. Do some homework and add more to it by tomorrow" Ahn retorted and just like that, once again they started bickering.

He shook his head, putting a hand over his bike like it was the Oscar award. I blew a breath. "It will save us time and energy resources. Use your brains for a change." "I do use my brains, you should too. Oh wait! You don't have any!" He exclaimed in mock horror. "Of course not! That's precisely why Mrs. Finn assigned me tutor you. Oh the irony!" "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit." "It is the only answer to stupidity." "Haha, you aren't afraid of motorbikes?" He asked, changing the subject.