An Alpha for the Alpha
I tell him.
He chuckles, “Just one?”
“Just one that would offend you, sir,” I shoot back, my tone not particularly nice, “When I take tea with other people, I tend to converse with them. And when I converse with people, I'm likely to do so in a polite and friendly manner. And when that happens ....”
“Sarcasm doesn't become you," His eyes narrows.
“And when that happens,” I continue in a louder voice, “The strangest thing occurs. Not all the time, mind you, and probably not with you, Typhon, but I'm sure you wouldn't like to chance it.”