Short Quotes Sarcasm Novels & Stories

She said sarcastically while her friends are laughing mockingly. "Oww really? Then why are you here? Are you also a bitch trying to make fun with a bitch like me?" Sashi replied with so much sarcasm. She also heard the ghost Clark laughed behind her hardly. "What did you say? You really is a slut! You didn't even have any regrets that you're the reason why Clark is lying in a bed now! Because you're such an attention seeker!" Larah's voice echoed in the covered court. Sashi is already pissed. She gritted her teeth before facing Larah again.

"I'm perfectly okay." Sadly, I failed to detect the sarcasm

I know I'm not brandishing a hero now, I'm brandishing a hater, deceitful, liar. Let it be! It is a pleasure for me to know the inner workings of myself. You hate to listen to my moan. Well, to hate it, I will try to I make my moan as unpleasant as I can... You understand nothing yet, gentlemen. is not it? So I have to explain it more, so that you may understand these minutes joy. Are you laughing? This is so much fun. But my jokes and sarcasm are ridiculous, truncated, vague, lacking in self-confidence.

"I was like. . .what the heck are you saying? Is this how you behave on first dates?" “I don’t!” He scoffed, looking back at the counter, waiting for our order number to show up in neon red lights on a display screen on the wall. "I was just trying to lighten up the mood." “You were, weren't you?" I shook my head. "I’m calling this point of no return in our conversations as the 'point of retreat' since I'm sure the next time you randomly throw in one of these sarcastic and witty phrases and put me on the spot is definitely going to happen again.” I almost scoffed, offering him a tensed glance. "I want to be protected by the phrase."

My phone buzzed on the counter. Jenny. I smiled despite myself. {You alive} Her typing bubble appeared almost instantly. {Excellent. Sarcasm means function. I’m coming over in twenty. Don’t put a bra on if you’re still wallowing.} I laughed under my breath before I could stop myself. {Please never phrase things like that again} {No promises. You need rescuing.}

“Do you know what a bad idea that is?” Clara raised her hands defensively. “I said part of me. Only the sarcastic, slightly insane part.” Kacey clapped her hands. “Yes! That part is my favorite. Maybe we can get t-shirts: Team Sarcastic Clara.” Kacey you are unbearable, remind me why you are my un hired assistant ???? ********** Alex shook his head with mock disapproval. “And I suppose you’d wear it in court during deposition?” “Absolutely,” Clara said, smirking. “Nothing screams intimidation like sarcasm and a logo tee.”

She huffed in annoyance, "You're no fun. Anyway, you know who's coming back to town?" "Yeah, I know. That's why I'm asking, isn't it?" Her gaze narrowed at me. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, my dear Camiela." "That's not the full quote, my dear Shirley," I mocked. "Then what is?" My gaze fell to the floor as my elbow hit my purse, causing it to tumble onto the ground and send all my belongings pouring out. I groaned in annoyance and stood kneeling down to pick it up. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit—"

I'm delighted for both of you "When I finished speaking, I turned around and went away. I didn't even bother to wait for their response. That's the longest piece of sarcasm I've used so far today. And I'm confident that number will rise in the coming days.

The cashier is currently wrapping the purchases. "Well, this is what they call little happiness. Gosh! You, you're abnormal. Everyone our age is crazy about W*****d, but you? Jusko, where are your sweet bones, your thrilling flesh? Are you gone?" This is a sarcastic question to me. It's good to fight.

It's one of those jokes that she have gone used to hearing by now. Everyone always seemed to make fun of her height. It annoys her. “Yeah, actually,” She said as sarcasm enveloped her tone. “I could slice you in half and toast you there too.” She threatened, making him fake a scared expression. “Please no,” He jokingly begged. “I'd play Barbies with you.” He added, which instantly earned him a smack on the back of his head. “You say that again, and I'm going to use my fucking bat on you,” She glared.