Short Quotes Sarcasm Novels & Stories

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

He answered sharply and glared at her. She immediately raised her hands in surrender as she said, “Okay, Okay, you're not a little kid, you're a young man.” He scoffed, “Just in case you don't know, I understand sarcasm quite well and I can say for a fact that you're being sarcastic.” Surprised by his words, Veronica had to ask, “Wait, tell me, how old are you again?” “I'm ten years old.” He replied. “Aren't you surprised at how old I have gotten? TEN WHOLE YEARS! Wow, I'm really old.” He added, stressing his age and sounding like an old man, that Veronica could not help but burst into laughter.

The last was a sarcasm making me want to laugh but she frowned and my laughter disappeared almost immediately I saw the frown on her face. "Sorry sorry sorry Ciara_ I wasn't laughing at you. The sarcasm was just funny. You said she's good at her work, I know she's not doing any work so_ I thought you were probably just joking around. I am sorry if that upset you_ So, please continue, I wanna hear more."

She said sarcastically while her friends are laughing mockingly. "Oww really? Then why are you here? Are you also a bitch trying to make fun with a bitch like me?" Sashi replied with so much sarcasm. She also heard the ghost Clark laughed behind her hardly. "What did you say? You really is a slut! You didn't even have any regrets that you're the reason why Clark is lying in a bed now! Because you're such an attention seeker!" Larah's voice echoed in the covered court. Sashi is already pissed. She gritted her teeth before facing Larah again.

I know I'm not brandishing a hero now, I'm brandishing a hater, deceitful, liar. Let it be! It is a pleasure for me to know the inner workings of myself. You hate to listen to my moan. Well, to hate it, I will try to I make my moan as unpleasant as I can... You understand nothing yet, gentlemen. is not it? So I have to explain it more, so that you may understand these minutes joy. Are you laughing? This is so much fun. But my jokes and sarcasm are ridiculous, truncated, vague, lacking in self-confidence.

My phone buzzed on the counter. Jenny. I smiled despite myself. {You alive} Her typing bubble appeared almost instantly. {Excellent. Sarcasm means function. I’m coming over in twenty. Don’t put a bra on if you’re still wallowing.} I laughed under my breath before I could stop myself. {Please never phrase things like that again} {No promises. You need rescuing.}

“Do you know what a bad idea that is?” Clara raised her hands defensively. “I said part of me. Only the sarcastic, slightly insane part.” Kacey clapped her hands. “Yes! That part is my favorite. Maybe we can get t-shirts: Team Sarcastic Clara.” Kacey you are unbearable, remind me why you are my un hired assistant ???? ********** Alex shook his head with mock disapproval. “And I suppose you’d wear it in court during deposition?” “Absolutely,” Clara said, smirking. “Nothing screams intimidation like sarcasm and a logo tee.”

She huffed in annoyance, "You're no fun. Anyway, you know who's coming back to town?" "Yeah, I know. That's why I'm asking, isn't it?" Her gaze narrowed at me. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, my dear Camiela." "That's not the full quote, my dear Shirley," I mocked. "Then what is?" My gaze fell to the floor as my elbow hit my purse, causing it to tumble onto the ground and send all my belongings pouring out. I groaned in annoyance and stood kneeling down to pick it up. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit—"

I'm delighted for both of you "When I finished speaking, I turned around and went away. I didn't even bother to wait for their response. That's the longest piece of sarcasm I've used so far today. And I'm confident that number will rise in the coming days.

He contradicted. "Oh, now you want to talk? I don't think so." She said sarcastically. Zoe went ahead to snatch her coke from his grip but he leaned out of her way. "Are you actually mad at me?" He asked surprised. "No, not in the least! Why would you think that?" Zoe said. She was on the roll with so much sarcasm.