Short Quotes Sarcasm Novels & Stories

Sarcasm evident in my words *Just hurry up* *Fine* I replied and as I was about to keep my phone back into its rightful place I bumped into someone and my hot cocoa slipped from my hand unto the floor "We have to stop meeting like this cupcake" Only one human being in the world called me that. "Sorry about your hot cocoa though. At least it didn't spill all over your shirt" he said with an amused look on his charming face. Maybe if I ignore him he'll go away

I couldn't tell whether she was being sarcastic or not. I could hardly live with this lie. I'd never take it that far. "Okay, I'll just walk up to him and be like, 'Hey, I wasn't pregnant before, but now I'm ready to have your baby.'" I answered sarcastically. "Fine, enjoy unemployment for the rest of your life." She answered. "I wonder if you were born with a warning label that read, 'attracted to trouble.'" Katy joked. "If someone finds you murdered on the side of the road, no one should ask why," I answered.

Even though I’d seen them exchange sarcastic remarks before, I expected Marco to be a little annoyed, but he stayed calm. "Is this how you and Martina always talk?" I asked. "You both throw around some pretty sarcastic comments." Marco shrugged casually and replied, "Yeah, that’s just how Marty and I are. We show affection through sarcasm. We may not talk much in front of other people, but when it’s just the two of us, we’re pretty chatty. We always have each other’s backs."

"And, for the record, it was probably brought on by the whale... don't go tweeting that you're magic or anything. That's not what the world needs, Linc." His jaw went slack. I frowned and shoved my hand into my jeans. Crap, I hoped I hadn't just taken it too far. I'd seriously turned into a really sarcastic person since I stopped talking, maybe because I was my only source of entertainment. "What?" "Holy shit, you've been talking for three minutes, and you've already insulted me." He held up his hand for a high five. "I'm not hitting that. Imagine the places it's been," I teased, this time my words flowing a bit easier.

I said causing Ajax to cover his mouth to stop himself from laughing, "That, and of course, that sarcasm is smart people's natural defense against the stupids." "Shut up, Nerd, you're going to kill me over here," Ajax said as he tried to not laugh out loud, reminding me that everything is funnier when you're not supposed to laugh. The rest of the class was about the same as all my other classes, though the teacher did ask me to stop making Ajax laugh halfway through. I dropped the occasional sarcastic comment or witty answer throughout the class, waiting for it to end as my social battery was drained and I just wanted to go home at that point. There was only one class left in the day, and I

He laughed as a response to what I've done to him. "What's your problem? Do you really think that she's about to scold us?" He burst into laughter. I felt as if I was too slow to not realizing that early. "You're annoying more than words allow me to express," I said and furrowed my eyebrows. "You're so paranoid, you jumped to conclusions. Don't blame me if you are easily deceived. To be honest, that was unplanned, I don't think that you're gonna buy that one." His voice laced with sarcasm. He shook his head as if he was disappointed. I sighed loudly in frustration.

It was obvious the topic of discussion wasn't one of her favorites. - "Ι didn't say that. I do not agree with the idea of you having a lover". - "But it's ok if you have one? Am I right?" she asked incredulously. -"No, it's not." I said in a serious tone. - "Yeah, I see that. You have proved it so many times in the past" she said sarcastically. I realized that sarcasm is something characteristic of her. -"The past belongs to the past. Now we are talking about the future" I contradicted.

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

He answered sharply and glared at her. She immediately raised her hands in surrender as she said, “Okay, Okay, you're not a little kid, you're a young man.” He scoffed, “Just in case you don't know, I understand sarcasm quite well and I can say for a fact that you're being sarcastic.” Surprised by his words, Veronica had to ask, “Wait, tell me, how old are you again?” “I'm ten years old.” He replied. “Aren't you surprised at how old I have gotten? TEN WHOLE YEARS! Wow, I'm really old.” He added, stressing his age and sounding like an old man, that Veronica could not help but burst into laughter.

The last was a sarcasm making me want to laugh but she frowned and my laughter disappeared almost immediately I saw the frown on her face. "Sorry sorry sorry Ciara_ I wasn't laughing at you. The sarcasm was just funny. You said she's good at her work, I know she's not doing any work so_ I thought you were probably just joking around. I am sorry if that upset you_ So, please continue, I wanna hear more."