Silly Sarcastic Quotes Novels & Stories

' ' No wonder she looks so innocent but a cunning bitch inside. ' She's dumb. I knew it when I saw her being cheesy with her son.' Now that's it! I'm so full of this trash-talking! "So are you guys done? I bet you guys have lots of time, gossiping with other people's lives. Which sadly isn't in my utmost interest. So go on with your useless chit-chat and I go my maryway bye. " I said to them sarcastically, which made their mouths fall open. Not wanting to continue the stupid conversation with them I quickly turn my back around but Nicole immediately stops me.

I continued, making sharp air quotes with my free hand. “It’s some girl I used to mess with,” he replied, the shrug of his shoulders too casual for the weight of his words. “Some girl?” A harsh, sarcastic laugh escaped me. It was either that or scream. “What’s so funny?” he asked, his voice still deadly serious, his confusion only fueling my frustration.

The slender figure said it sarcastically. "What exactly does he need her for?" He asked, his bored expression not leaving his face. "Wow, what a fiery cat!" The man said this, holding his belly as he laughed out loud. "Anyway, why should I tell you about that pretty boy?" The man said this after controlling his laughter. I Figured you wouldt In't, were still wanted to try testing your IQ in case you spoke foolish enough to tell me. " The slender figure said back sarcastically. "Watch what you say before you get it, pretty boy." The man shouted back at him, giving him a look that made Rico shiver in disgust.

he replied. I raised a curious eyebrow. I hadn’t expected him to say ‘yes’. I tried to think of what might be a good phrase and something I wouldn’t say by accident. I thought of quite a lot of random phrases and ideas, but most of them seemed kind of silly. Of course, keeping it sort of silly might make this idea work best. A small word or phrase to keep us smiling whenever I say it, instead of fighting. "Unicorn," I finally replied with a giggle. "And you better watch out or I’ll be saying that in front of your tough mafia buddies."

His casual inquiry, seemingly incongruous with the gravity of our circumstances, left me momentarily bewildered. I couldn't believe he was posing such a mundane question in the midst of this perilous situation. His attempt at casual banter felt out of place, a stark contrast to the gravity of the stand-off unfolding before us. "Having so much fun, why don't you join in?" I retorted, my response laced with sarcasm. My words carried a bitter edge, a biting retort aimed at the absurdity of exchanging pleasantries in the midst of a precarious and potentially life-altering situation.

Jax answered back with his voice dripping heavily with sarcasm. “Oh sweet tea and lemon ! Now aren’t you a dear, sarcastic man with the most obnoxious attitude ?” Xel sweetly said while fluttering her eyelashes innocently with a fake smile plastered on her face. “Sorry princess but sarcasm falls out my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours,” he retorted back and smugged when he saw Xel losing her cool.

He burst into laughter. “Then, fucking get married. You’re old enough, anyway.” “Coming from an old bachelor who seniors us with five years?” He raised a brow. Jeremy pressed his lips together for a while and then burst into laughter. “Old bachelor, you say?” He asked amidst laughter. “A fool at forty probably does not know his stupidity should have ended at his thirties,” Zeke let out, making the laughter cease and the room in silence. “A fool at forty, is a fool forever, BROTHER,” he stressed the word sarcastically and then walked away.

I nodded, pretending to not catch the sarcasm. "I was being fûcking sarcastic," she responded, "And for such a smart guy, you are pretty fûcking stupid." "You know what else is stupid?" I asked. "What?" she questioned, yet her tone implied don't you dare fûck with me. "Taking compromising pictures on your phone," I revealed. "Nude pictures of you and your slutty friends."

She inquired with an icy tone. " Yeah, you are funny," I smirk down at her. " Oh, I didn't realize that I could be quite the comedian!" A sarcastic remark. " Maybe I should resign and become a full time stand up comedian!" " Buttoning up your shirt isn't going to take away the glaring fact that your shirt has graduated from opaque to see-through,"

he frankly says. So I answered him back with a little tease, “You weren’t, remember?” And then I laugh, but I laugh alone. It seems that my sarcastic joke unintentionally puts a pinch of salt in a wound. “Oh, but it’s over now so you don’t have to worry about it,” I add.