Silly Sarcastic Quotes Novels & Stories

I said sarcastically. "Yeah, very funny. You're not hilarious," he rolled his eyes. "What? Yeah right, then you have to be reborn until you see my charm." I jested and rolled my eyes since I was being sarcastic, "I already have." Oh shish. Please! Calm down, my heart. Calm down!! "W-We should head back, we might miss Ione. Haha, let's go." I said instead.

I used noodles since I didn't like the MC cussing. In fact, if the other person is sarcastic, a question can be responded with another inquiry. End of text.

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

he replied with a sarcastic remark so good I laughed. "That's funny??" he asked me, smirking. "Nope, but it's funny seeing you giving jokes a try babe, it's still not your thing," I said to him sweetly not to hurt his ego but to be honest, it was honestly true, I did think he was a hottie with good jokes, just sometimes, you got to break their ego a little, it helped put them in their place.

The air was filled with their laughter as they retold splendidly outrageous and laugh inducing anecdotes. Sara launched the story, but with a dash of sweetness in her voice. “Austin presented me with a cup of coffee only for it to trip and spill all over my notes as if I am its clumsy oaf.” Austin interjected, he was doubtlessly sarcastic. “Of course no one could believe that Sara was reliable enough to observe a cup of coffee coming around.” Sara dodged with a smile that would not disappear from her face. “I don’t belittle your lack of intelligence; such is the case with some of the people.”

I sarcastically said. " Don't go with him! He's just making you fool! " The nerd said. " Really? HAHA! Okay! " I sarcastically answered her. " I'm saying the truth! I heard them-- " I didn't let her finish her words. She's wasting my time. "Oh Please, Nerd! Why-- ahm. Nevermind! Why I'm even talking to you anyway? " Then we left. While we are riding off somewhere, Jake mentioned something.

“I like it better than your baby talking” “Really?! Do you like it whenever I’m loud and proud? I mean… that’s the real me anyway and thanks for appreciating” “I am not appreciating you, you’re assuming” “You already said it and you cannot change that” “You’re childish” “Only with people that I want to get attention with” “And annoying” “I like to annoy you” “You’re pissing me off” “You look cool when outpatient” “Really?” I sarcastically asked but the next thing he did stun me.

I said sarcastically. “Today, I'm going to get you out of whatever mood you’re in,” Kaelie said happily. “I don't feel like doing anything,” I responded with a mean smug on my face. “You’ll chase men out of your life with such expressions,” Kaelie teased. “Come on, I’m a ten out of ten, and you know it.” I tried to defend myself. Kaelie just nodded, sarcasm written all over her face. She hopped right onto the mattress.

Sofia ranted out angrily “I laughed out, better you say, What an idiot, how dare you compare ME to that piece of trash” “A man with no goal, if he is given the chance a million times again he is going to sell you out without blinking an eye” I said sarcastically “And you think I am that dumb to choose him, I was fooled once but not anymore” Sofia rumbled “Are you any better thou, you need to give respect to whom its worth” She ranted on Not treating everyone as if we are behind your mystery, even if you were hurt, learn to let go Sofia hollered at me

Shayari asked with a sarcastic smile Her words were laced with sarcasm. She slapped his usual words on his face only. He said these kinds of words to her many times. "Tara please i know that I did wrong you do not have to be sarcastic and use my words on me and make me more guilty then I am already." Aarhan said with a sigh