Silly Sarcastic Quotes Novels & Stories

"Hugo, did you hear that? She told me to think about the consequences. Oh, I'm so scared." Only when she'd had her fill of laughing did she turn back to face me. "Jillian, what makes a swindling fake socialite like you think you can act so high and mighty in front of me?" she asked, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "I'm doing the world a favor by making sure you don't go out and prey on other men." I had completely lost my patience.

How could he even be so annoying? "Haha, very funny" I said sarcastically as his chuckle persisted. "Alright man, chill out. I was just fucking with you" he said as he forced himself to stop laughing, "Of course you're dashing man. You don't have to take everything so seriously" he said. " Of course I wasn't taking it seriously" I said as I regained my morale, " I already know what a fine man I am. I certainly don't need your approva....... "

"I'm the one humiliating you," I asked, trying my best to hold back the sarcastic laugh that wanted to burst out of me. I did not just understand why she thought that I could be easily deceived like that. It made absolutely no sense to me. "Are you even listening to yourself at all? No, can you actually hear what you are saying to me? How am I the one embarrassing you when it is very obvious that all you have been trying to do since is run me to the ground with your useless petty words?"

I, too, stopped what I was doing and stared back at him. “Are you serious? In that case, are you trying to tell me to stay?”. He asked me, and the bright look on his face did it. I burst out laughing at him, equally dropping my cell phone aside and pointed a finger at him. Did he seriously think that I was being serious with him? I was only being sarcastic. How did he not get that? “Why are you laughing and pointing your finger at me? What is so funny?”. “Nothing. Nothing at all, brother”.

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

“There have been plenty of times I could’ve run away, gotten help, but I didn’t.” He reached out and brushed a lock of hair behind my ear. “Because I’d kill you.” “At this point, I’m trying to live as long as I can. Therefore, I don’t want to piss your psychotic ass off.” “You push my buttons constantly.” I let out a little laugh. “Yeah, but that’s fun. You make it too easy.” “Why are you such a sarcastic pain in my ass?” I shrugged. “Sarcasm is my defense mechanism, so…shut up.”

“You just attacked his men. That’s not exactly what allies do to each other.” He purses his lips thoughtfully. “Isn’t it? I had no idea!” I roll my eyes. “You know, they say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit…” He grins wider. “Oh, but that quote is incomplete. Oscar Wilde actually said ‘Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence.’” I scowl. “It doesn’t change the fact that it’s not nice. It’s self-serving.” “How so?” I take a deep breath, eager to talk and distract him so he won’t decide something uncool. Like hurt me, for one. I need to stay alive until Kaan finds me. “It aims to belittle the other person and make the one who uses it feel superior.”

I'm delighted for both of you "When I finished speaking, I turned around and went away. I didn't even bother to wait for their response. That's the longest piece of sarcasm I've used so far today. And I'm confident that number will rise in the coming days.

I say, grateful for his help. “You know you’re not as boring as I initially thought you were. You know how to crack jokes making you relatively funny and you know how to hold an interesting conversation” I tease. “Gee” he scoffs, “thanks so much for the compliment” he replies sarcastically.

He gritted his teeth. “No need for the sarcasm Alex, where were you two?” “I only use sarcasm for people who are stupid.” I shot back at him. “You could have sugar coated it.” Kyle said lowly for me alone to hear. I rolled my eyes. “I don’t sugar coat shit. I’m not willy wonka”