Skibidi Toilet Titan Speakerman

Yusuf, seorang pengusaha kaya raya ternyata adalah mafia pembunuh bayaran yang dingin dan kejam. Yusuf hanya punya waktu sampai akhir bulan Maret untuk mendapatkan pendamping hidupnya. "Dasar wanita gila. Makanya mata itu dipakai. Salah masuk kok di toilet laki-laki. Kamu harus diberi pelajaran. Keluar kamu!” "Ini baju belum saya pakai loh Mas. Jangan coba untuk berbuat yang tidak-tidak.” “Apa kamu bilang? Siapa yang mau berbuat macam-macam dengan wanita gila seperti kamu.” “Jika Mas tidak pergi, saya akan berteriak. Lalu Mas akan dihajar masa karena dituduh berbuat yang tidak-tidak dengan saya.” Tidak ada yang menyangka, wanita yang ia ajak adu mulut di toilet laki-laki adalah cinta pertamanya. Yusuf benar-benar telah jatuh cinta pada pandangan pertama kepada Farah. Sayangnya, Farah tidak langsung memberikan hatinya ke Yusuf. “Semua di dunia ini ada harganya.” “Lantas berapa uang yang kamu mau untuk hati dan cintamu itu?” Cover by canva x pixabay

Diandra tidak pernah menduga jika perut mulasnya mengantarkan dirinya kepada kesialan berlipat ganda. Tanpa sengaja, Diandra mendengar terlalu banyak informasi dari dua orang pria di toilet yang sama dengannya. Diandra yang baru menyadari dirinya berada di toilet laki-laki setelah dia tertangkap dan diminta untuk menandatangani surat perjanjian tutup mulut. Untuk menghindari konsekuensi yang tak diinginkan di perusahaan terbaik Diamond Company, yang baru saja menerimanya bekerja. Diandra terpaksa menerima tawaran menjadi asisten pribadi paruh waktu Juan, seorang pemilik perusahaan yang memiliki rahasia besar. Orang-orang hanya tahu jika pemilik sekaligus CEO adalah Darren. Juan sengaja menutupnya karena ancaman bahaya masa lalu yang bisa merusaknya dan orang di dekatnya. Demi membayar hutang keluarga dan membiayai sekolah adiknya, Diandra menerima dua peran ganda. Sebagai pegawai di perusahaan Diamond Company dan sebagai asisten pribadi Juan. Mampukah dia menyeimbangkan dua peran dengan atasan yang saling bertolak belakang ini? Atau akan menjumpai kekacauan yang tak terelakkan?

Born into an economically disadvantaged family, Nadine had to struggle to help support her family financially. Nadine needed a lot of money for her father's medical expenses, so she had to choose to work at a nightclub as a toilet cleaner. She never expected that she would experience a tragic event in her life. On her first night of work, she lost her virginity. What's worse, the man who took her virginity was a CEO known for his cruelty.

He was everything they warned her to stay away from. He was the kind of man she would never have wanted to associate with. But how and why did she fall for him, even when he degraded her? He made it known to her that she was a nobody to him, yet she couldn't leave him. Astrid Peyton becomes the fiancée of a young billionaire, Darius Titan, who is rumoured to be a heartless dominant. She is determined to prove the world, especially her mother, that they are wrong about him. Nikoleta Titan, Darius's mother, is diagnosed with cancer. She is excited to find out that her son is engaged to someone, as she feels like he only uses people to get what he wants. This brings her and Astrid very close. But what happens when Astrid finds out that Darius is everything they say he is? What if he's worse? Did she really not grow on him, like she usually did other people? Will she stay with him, even after everything he has put her through?

Savannah was an adorable college student. To revenge her ex-boyfriend, Savannah was boldly intended to kiss a "handsome enough" man and take a video to piss her ex off. However, she chose Callan, the most eligible bachelor in the world. Out of Savannah's prediction, she was teased that she had no idea what a real kiss was. Then the man even taught her in person. In a great panic, Savannah ran away. Savannah left a deep impression on Callan. However, he never thought he would meet Savannah so soon, especially, at the... male toilet!

SMA Garuda. Tempatnya berbagai spesies langka di Bandung, di antaranya : Titan Darmawan, si cewek lemot, keras kepala, belum lagi rakus. Suatu hari, dengan tidak penuh pertimbangan ia membuang kopi panas dari kelasnya di lantai dua yang sukses membasahi Tristan yang lagi bolos cantik. Punya sahabat bernama Rheva, geulisnya turunan Jawa-Surga. Sayang hatinya turunan malaikat pencabut nyawa. Sah-sah saja ketika menonton sahabatnya jadi bulan-bulanan siswa lain. Ada lagi Tristan Sagara. Si perokok, tukang bolos, tapi syukur-syukur diberkahi wajah yang oke. Dengan senang hati membalas dua kali lipat perbuatan cewek yang berani menyiramnya hingga ia ketahuan bolos. Sifatnya sudah macam penjajah jaman kolonial. Hari-harinya juga tidak lupa ditemani Bams yang selalu menjadi yang terdepan dalam memberi ide jahanam untuk menjahili Titan. Ada pula Nyong si pujangga pantun, dan terakhir Sandi si sadboy. Berbagai hal mewarnai hari-hari Titan dan Tristan di tahun terakhir mereka memakai seragam abu-abu. Mulai dari cerita yang berasa asin macam micin hingga manis rasa gulali, maupun pahit rasa obat.

My fiancé was obsessively possessive. I was the newly found real daughter. To make sure I couldn’t leave him, he had thugs assault me in an alley. Then he showed up pretending to be my savior, taking the beating himself. I developed depression and had no choice but to rely on him. Then the fake daughter showed up with her gang. Grabbing my face, she sneered, "I'm the only daughter of the Shaw family!" I was dunked in a toilet, my face slashed, my body violated, and every wound sewn shut with needles. Blood covered the floor. My fiancé burst in with my parents. Seeing my state, they got furious. "You filthy maid's daughter! How dare you?"

Katia had been rejected before, she was broken and didn't believe in love again -- Until she met Alpha Titan. He was powerful, he was ruthless, he was everything she could never have, and he was her ruin. Alpha Titan had never believed in love, did not trust females, so even when the beautiful Katia seemed to have fallen for him, and even when his heart warned him that he wanted her, he was going to stop at nothing to get what he wanted even if he destroyed her.

Fresh from a business trip, my husband swept me into his arms and pulled me toward the bathroom for a passionate shared bath. As our lips met in a dizzying kiss, I noticed something odd out of the corner of my eye: the toilet lid was down. Seven years ago, after reading an online article claiming that men urinating while standing could splash bacteria onto the seat, he insisted we always keep the lid up for hygiene's sake. In all our years of marriage, it had never been lowered until now. A chill ran through me. The bathroom was pristine, not a stray hair in sight. But then I noticed the shower's water temperature was set five degrees higher than the 98.6°F he always preferred. Men preferred cooler water, and women warmer. In an instant, I realized that Nick Doyle had betrayed me.

Sandara tidak menyangka niatnya untuk melarikan diri dari kejaran debt collector sehingga masuk ke dalam toilet pria justru malah akan berakhir dengan sebuah kesalahpahaman. Ia dituduh melakukan perbuatan mesum dengan Om-Om yang ternyata adalah seorang CEO yang terkenal dingin dan arogan bernama Bima Aryasena. Karena memikirkan reputasi perusahaan dan nama baiknya, Bima kemudian menawarkan 'pernikahan kontrak' pada Sandara yang memang membutuhkan uang untuk melunasi hutang ayahnya. Sayangnya setelah menikah, Sandara justru sering dianggap sebagai gadis kosong atau bodoh oleh Bima. Akankah benih cinta muncul di antara keduanya atau justru kesalahpahaman yang semakin besar hingga keduanya memutuskan untuk mengakhiri kontrak?