Softball Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

Ruby asks, holding up a shirt I haven't worn in two years. "Donate, I haven't been that skinny in a long time. Not since I quit coaching softball." Mom makes a noise. "Why did you quit coaching softball?" "There was this guy coaching one of the other teams. He gave me the creeps, and he would somehow always be at the same ballfield I was at. One day he didn't show up, I got curious and looked on the internet. He was arrested for assaulting a woman in the bathroom at one of the county parks." I shiver as I tell them the story. "After that, it kind of lost some of its appeal."

“What if I mess up and make us lose?” “It doesn’t matter how many chances it takes, Lucy. We’re here for the fun of it and to make a charitable donation. Now, hit the damn ball,” I add, keeping my tone soft despite the words. The bluntness must ease some of her nerves because a beautiful smile spreads across her cheeks. Her shoulders rise and fall with a deep breath. “I’ve got this,” she says quietly, putting herself in the proper swinging position once again. “Line up your left foot with the ball,” I instruct.

“What do you think happened to her, Elliott?” He picked up his fresh double shot and said in a booming voice with an easy laugh, “She plays softball. Her team sucks. Took one to the noggin the other day and called me about it all whiney. She’s just embarrassed.” The woman looked back at him and blinked. He met her surprise without showing anyone who might be watching that he was lying. He even threw in a wave, which she returned with a shrug to Tory like he was right. Then she struggled with the door handle and scurried out the door.

At least he's cute "You are totally my type of people. I'm Seth" "Why does everyone feel the need to tell me their names? Again, I didn't ask" "Chill. I saw you come in and I thought you looked familiar" "Can you at least be more creative?" "No. It's not a pickup line. Something about you seems familiar but I can't put my finger on it"

He leered at Stella. “Excuse me?” Stella asked. “I was just wondering if it hurt when you fell from heaven. Because you, sweetheart, are an angel.” Stella and I looked at each other. He was so serious! We burst out laughing. “That’s the worst pick up line I’ve ever heard,” Stella said, as we made our way around the man. We both just wanted to drink and have fun, but we got hit on three more times before we even made it to the bar.

Aiden and Lucas gagged beside me as I glared at them. "Is your name g****e?" I asked her with a stupid smile. She is making me talk about stupid things that I thought I never talk in life. She is making me do this for her. All those cheesy lines and romantic kinds of stuff, things that I do for love. "Is this another kind of cheesy pick up line?" I can imagine a small smile with one eyebrow quirked on her face. "Finish it!" She said and I said, "Because you have everything I've been searching for." I whispered. I could hear a sharp intake of her breath as she groaned out.

"I'm not even into softball anymore. I think I might quit." "Huh?" she tipped her blonde head on one side like a curious bird and stared at me so hard it made me blush. "Yeah, I don't know," I said with a shrug. "Well, whatever you see fit," she said. "But to me, I think baseball suits you. Besides the uniform looks great." Charlotte gave me a once over and then a sweet smile. I was still blinking at all this when we heard a roar behind us. We spun around to see a ball flying off the field at lightning speed. It was headed straight through the opening in the window of the cafeteria.

Laughing and discussing some unimportant, mudane things. Never in her wildest dreams, did she think she can be here with Gabriel Gerald . Cuddling and laughing . "You're not even watching the movie anymore." She pointed out. "Yes. There's a much more beautiful and interesting sight before me . I want to keep watching that one ." He gently pinched her nose. "Your pick up line sucks . " She wrinkled her nose at him . "Really?? " He starts to tickle her making her laugh so hard . "Please .... " She said in between laughter.

My body just passes the ball to her without question. I have to appease this woman. If I do, she might tell me more about the pixies! “I forgot to ask. What’s your name?” I ask after passing the ball to her. “Uhhh….” She has a dumblooking face after catching the ball. “I don’t know?” She tosses me back the ball. I caught it. “What do the nurses call you then? Surely they call you by name.” I pass the ball to her again. “Uh…Lina?” She tilts her head after catching the ball. “But I don’t think that’s what my name is.” She throws me the ball.

The first ball is pitched, and she backs up quickly. “She isn’t that good when it comes to flying objects.” Violet whispered to me. “Her first reaction is to dodge.” I nodded, I remember she mentioned that before, whenever she is forced to catch anything she usually gets hit. “Come on, Love! Just try to hit one!” I called out, trying to encourage her. The gaggle of humans giggled again, and I heard one say she was about to ask for my number. I rolled my eyes before I felt a flash of jealousy. I glanced over just in time to see Sam nail a ball with the bat and it go flying right towards the group. Good thing the wire fence was strong, as it caught the ball harmlessly as the girls screamed and