Stupid Funny Questions Novels & Stories

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

Me: What eves stupid Zachy: I'm not stupid😑 Me: Yes you are and you know that Zachy: Not Me: To Zachy: not Me: To Zachy: not As Im about to type, Andree busted out laughing. I decided to use Zach's reply "Baby, Are you drunk?" I asked him. "No, I don't drink" He frowened "Why?" Oh Great, he doesn't get it. "Never mind. What are you laughing?" I asked, being the curious me. "Nothing" He shrugged and turn his attention back to his phone.

“ he had some crazy ass kinks you wouldn’t believe it” “ it can’t be that bad” “ he wanted me to answer biology questions” After a moment of silence “ GURLLL WHAT!?”.

He made a disgusting look and shook his head. I barked a laugh. "Oh my god! Really? I feel bad for any girl, but he is just himself." "How about you?" "What?" "Do you fart?" It was a bold question, especially coming from him. I gave him a dull look. "Babe, don't ever ask a girl that. It's rude." "Just asking." He grins. "Wonder if it smells like strawberries." "You're weird, weirdo," I threw a ball of paper at him making Logan laugh.

Her eyes kept roaming round my face and I had no doubt she was being serious but I couldn’t help the laughter that escaped me. She frowned deeply, her angry brows creasing together in a way that made me laugh even more. ‘You doing cheap weed captain?’ ‘What?’ ‘That shit ain’t good for you’. ‘Are you going to answer the question?’ ‘Why would you even ask me that?’ ‘You know what? Forget I asked’. She turned back and resumed walking inside. Girls are weird. Where does one even generate such questions from? ‘Hey captain!’ I called after her. ‘What?’ She spun around

Is he trying to be funny? “And the only topic you could pick up to have a talk with me about is just my nightmare? Do you think I am stupid or what?” I snap. The jerk smirks. smirk that earns him a resounding heavy slap from me. And it lands perfectly on his hard face. But instead of my slap shutting him up, it raptured him into deafening laughter. “I am not stupid, Morgan, or whoever you said your name is. Who sent you?” I ask.

she nodded her head I asked "we dont get anything for free in this world at the sametime no one in this world gives us anything without asking but there is something which you get for free of cost though you never asks for it what is it" dhiren said "stupid question there is nothing like that in this world" I passed a death glare which made him shut liam said "making him scared doesn't mean you're right man dont ask lame questions which don't have answer" I replied "I didn't asked you both to answer or talk about my question matter is between me and this little girl let her reply or else ask her to leave"

"Really, do I sounds stupid?" "Do you consider her as stupid?" She dodged his question "Then tell me the correct answer?" Aadil hesitated for a bit then he said: "Okay, I will tell you my favorite color but after that, you don't laugh and don't tell this to anyone, you have to keep it secret." "Hmm? " Her doubtful voice heard by him "O-okay," "Pink is my favorite color." "Really?" An astonishing noise escaped from her mouth, then a laughing sound escaped from her mouth "Pfft, haha..."

I just wished we would leave soon. “So,” I decided to ask a question even though Lisa had already presented two of hers and said the first thing that came to my mind, “Your son was a cheater?” Lo and behlod, once again, my super power came to light, which is saying stupid stuff at the most stupidest of times. The sound of laughter erupted in the room as Vincent started laughing without a care in this world. He wrapped his arms around his stomach and laughed some more while everyone else didn’t move nor give any reaction to his action.

Stupid! On the flip side, without bothering to get up from her bed, Agatha tiredly greeted the other party. "Good morning." "What's the difference between stupidest and most stupid?" She grumbled.