Stupid Funny Questions Novels & Stories

Oh, look, my mantra has returned. Stupid. Stupid. STUPID! I felt the heat of frustration rising within me. How could I be so incredibly foolish? Just moments ago, everything had unfolded perfectly. Holly was cradled in my arms, her warmth radiating against me. I could still feel the thrill of our lips meeting in a passionate first kiss, a moment that felt electric and full of promise. Then, in an instant, my stupid mouth fucked it all up, revealing my secret in a careless slip.

They really were amused by my words. “Are you stupid?” One of them said between laughs, shaking his head as though I had just told the most absurd joke imaginable, “Do you even understand what you are saying? We were hoping you would defend yourself by saying something normal, but this is the best you could come up with?”

They kept stretching their sick microphones to our mouths and asking dumb questions. “Billionaire Adrian, since you got married, you have kept your wife off social media. Could you tell us why?” Another almost poked the cell phone in my mouth “Mrs Jenny Sterling, could you kindly tell us how your marriage experience with Billionaire Adrian is?” The next question was the dumbest question I had ever heard: “Miss Jenny Sterling, rumor has it that billionaire Adrian is good in bed; how true is this?” I almost freaked out. The security men were doing their job but it wasn't enough. “What are you doing?” Adrian whispered at the corner of his lips.

“Questions like what?” I knew he asked just to tease me. I could have played around, but instead, I decided to fight fire with fire and give him the real answer. “How many legs do slugs have? Why are slugs homeless? Are they leaving the snot trail because they actually hid their houses and it’s the only way to find a way back home? How many miles per hour is the maximum speed for slugs? Oh, I never thought they are that slow, but if they’re so slow, how come my friends told me they’re fast? When I grow up, can I have a slug? Can I have three? What about two? Two or no deal, mommy, I need my slugs. Pops said I will have a slug in my pants when I grow up. Why must the slug spit in other’ faces

She jumped and clapped her hands "No! Yes!" I and the boys chorused. I guess you all know who said Yes. Me! It would be hilarious watching their facial expressions. "Why not?" Ash asked with a frown. "Yeah why not?" I looked at them with a smirk "It's just stupid" Lexus scoffed. Making me giggle. "What's so funny " Caleb asked eye brows raised. "You think Vampires are stupid?" I asked "No we think werewolves are" Damian said. And my wolf growled deeply.

I step two steps closer to him, “It's not like you to run your mouth when you know that you should shut the fuck up.” Then Summer comes up from behind, “Are you idiots making stupid jokes again?” “Why the fuck are you calling us idiots now?” Devan turns around as he faces her. “Cause daddy said you two are worse idiots than Beavis and Butthead.” “What the fuck does your dad know about Beavis and butthead?” “You want me to call you Laurel and Hardy then?” I only but burst out in hysterical laughter, “No, I prefer the one before. Mat has his head up his butt half of the time as it is.”

“He poured lots and lots of water on the ground then started walk on it, saying ‘look I’m walking on water and a wet ground. Can Jesus do that?’ The shit is weird and funny as f^ck.” This got me and Cole rolling side to side on the chair laughing at what he said, while Kai was busy giving us weird stares, morphing different expressions. Thank God I bought him a toy. “My younger niece one day before we moved here, she asked me this smart question and I’m gonna ask you guys. What is blue and not heavy?” I asked then remembering what Kara would always ask me, even tho she already told me the answer or I already know the answer countless times.

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

Ayden looked and asked seriously: What if they were real? She looked at him, raising her eyebrows in disapproval, then laughed sarcastically, "Really!" Are you kidding now? What a ridiculous joke! These things were invented from the mind of humans, no more. Humans are humans. They will not change into animals by the moon. Then she mumbled inside her: I think you should see a doctor, because your mind is out of place. What are those strange questions that one child does not ask another until I think he He has a stupid mind that doesn't understand anything.

sge asked still acting surprise. “Retail store, do they sell dick there?” I asked her another question but this time around not waiting for her to respond. “No, no, scratch that… How long is the cock” her laugh after what I said only annoyed me. She could barely stand as she started laughing letting go of her bag. “What is so funny?” I asked raising my voice and she could tell that I was not joking around. “Do you think I am a fool? What do you take me for?” I slammed the cup against the table causing the water to spill over.