Stupid Funny Questions Novels & Stories

“Almost let me question my judgement for following you, but it’s you, so…” Jai frowned. “That’s almost twice. What does that even mean?” “Sometimes when you have a stupid friend who does stupid things, you wonder why would that person do stupid things. Especially since that certain friend knows it’s stupid. But since you remember that your friend is stupid, so him doing stupid things is actually no wonder. And then you realize that you almost question something that’s plainly obvious, which is also stupid—if you actually wonder about it, which makes you also stupid.”

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

He answered all my questions even though we were just one win one question. "So, why did one of your men killed him?" I just asked again. "One question at a time." I rolled my eyes because of what he said. "You didn't even answer my question earlier," "Still you asked another question and I answered." I just rolled my eyes again. I think for a moment. "Hey! I didn't ask anything else! It's like we just talked about what happened before! Don't me, huh! What are you talking about, huh? You thought, huh! Answer my question!" The madman just laughed.

he emphasized. Suddenly, I felt stupid, " umm...I think I should start questioning my childhood" I scratched my head and scrunched my nose up in thoughts. He chuckled, " you're strange" and I smiled, " I'm about to ask a very strange question" I gave him a heads up which he replied by squinting his eyes. I asked, " tight fitting shirts or baggy shirts?" I wiggled my eyebrows at him. He tilted his head and gave me a suspicious look, " why are you asking?"" It's none of your business...just answer" I mirrored his smirk.

Poor guy -not nutcracker, but the person who owns the nuts that just got cracked. "Is he alright?" I -dumbly- asked Langston. "WHAT!?" He shouts through the loud noise of cheers from the crowd around us. "IS HE ALRIGHT!?" I repeated, shouting this time. "WHICH ONE!?" Which one? The one who's probably dead of course! I replied, "THE ONE WHO'S KNOCKED OUT!!" He looked at me like I'm crazy, "IS THAT A RHETORICAL QUESTION? BECAUSE IF IT ISN'T, THEN YOU'RE STUPID! OF COURSE, HE'S NOT ALRIGHT!"

I never thought to call them morons, but here they are acting more stupid than morons. Me- I don’t understand their thinking. What is going on? Duke- It’s like the TikToks where the girl is asking about pickling cucumbers, or the one about where hair grows from. I can’t believe this level of stupid exist in my own bloodline. All Duke does is a low growl. “Can you three hear me?” I ask loudly, breaking their mindlinks. “Yes, Father,” they all answer in unison. I slap all three upside the head and dismiss them.

Demonte’s POV: What the fuck? It was an insane vegetable love story. I was supposed to show her some romantic movie but what the hell was this. All of a sudden a lady finger emerged along with some cucumbers and sung and dance hilariously in front of us. I had never seen something so much stupid and something so much rubbish in my whole life. Was it for real? How can they make such and stupid story where cauliflower falls in love with stupid cabbage and the villains of it are some weird looking pumpkins and the eggplant are their stupid wedding invitees.

, He laughed at me "You're stüpīd!", He even grabbed his stomach haha funny I'm stupid? Stupid? Me? Stupid? Fvck you! "I hate you!", He stopped laughing and began being serious "Take back what you said!", Oh he's angry, again, I must be the one to get angry! "I do not want!" "One!" "Two!", I replied, will we play a counting game huh is he the only one who knows how to count? I know how, too!

Their stupidity never grows old. Dumb fun amidst serious issues,how stupid and immature. Mature statues, infant brains. I scoff. "You'd have requested ours, we're forever available. We can currently endeavor few rounds if you desire?....." Freya knocks their heads both. "Quit stupidity for once" she knocks again. Serves them right. That definitely sent wisdom waves into their infant skull. "Again you've pulled this family into the mud Caroline" mom begins. "You've once again made us laughing stocks and that we can never accept"she adds.