Stupid Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

I'm really stupid. To my surprise, Bennet burst out laughing. He retreated to the bed and sat there, clutching his stomach in laughter. "Hahahahaha! You looked stupid out there, wife! What's with the cross thing? Hahahahaha! Idiocracy suits you, Nicky! You look stupid!"

It was easy to describe myself as an idiot and shameless. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! If only I could go back and warn myself from doing those unthinkable things, I would have done it already. At the same moment, realization struck me hard. But because I wasn't living inside a fairy tale, the damage would be forever imprinted in my brain and his probably. And it was outright frustrating! If only could wish to die and be buried instantly!

"Wouldn't you rather her be stupid?" My smile deepened. "Well... where's the fun in that?"

A dry, humorless chuckle slipped out of me. “Martin, I’ve been doing stupid things my whole existence. What makes you think I’m living a miserable life?” I turned my head and looked at him. “It’s not like I’m suddenly prone to it. I always make stupid decisions. Stupid choices.” I huffed weakly. “Because I’m stupid.” He let out a soft breath. “That’s… the most human thing a person can do, Diana,” he uttered softly. “It’s normal.” His fingers reached out, carefully brushing a loose strand of hair from my face before tucking it behind my ear.

How could she have heard him say something like that? Was she stupid or was he crazy? She was stunned for a long time and didn't say anything. It was not until that man repeated it that Stella realized that she hadn't misheard him. Just as she was about to seriously think about this problem, a tiny Stella appeared in her mind and punched her. The tiny Stella glared at her and warned, "Stella aren't you stupid? Think about what he just said. He is probably just teasing you. If you are seriously thinking about it, you are stupid, really stupid."

Frazier POV “Airhead. Blockhead. Bonehead. Pea brain. Cretin. Dimwit. Dumbbell. Dunce. Fool. Ignoramus. Imbecile. Jerk. Moron. Muttonhead. Nincompoop. Ninny. Nitwit. Oaf. Pinhead. Simpleton. Stupid. Tw-” “Are you okay?” A voice interrupted my series of mentioning any word in my vocabulary that was a synonym for stupid.

Jeff stared at her "why... why are you laughing? Are you okay Stella?" Stella laughed more "unfortunately Jeff, you are a big fool!" He gaped "yes... yes... I know I am a fool, Stella please...." Stella shook her head "no... I said you are a big fool!" He nodded "fine Stella, I am a bug fool, I am so stupid, I know I am an idiot but please...." She smirked "I am so glad that you know that you are all of that." Stella dipped her hand into the back pocket of her trouser and went straight to the television.

I laughed without enthusiasm. "That man is truly a ridiculous idiot! "

“If your family is stupid, will you be stupid as well!?” Her family was stupid?

This immediately pisses Dominic off and he snaps back, “The last time I checked you were the Three Stooges.” “Which,” Joseph says as he just can’t help himself, “It makes you a bit dumber than us.” Anthony is the first to protest, “You are so dumb you just called yourself dumb.” Dominic only continues to snap back, “What do they say, it takes one to know one.” “Did your lame ass just come up with that?” Mathew asks. “At least I have an ass.” “That is about all you got going for you.” “At least I got something going. You probably have not seen a pussy for years.”