Stupid Humor Novels & Stories

he said, but something told me the meaning was deeper than he let on. “So you’re casually calling me stupid, I’m wounded,” I said dramatically. “It’s not stupidity, it’s just your habit of putting heart over mind.” “You’re here too, does that make us both fools?” “Yes, it does. Fools for love.” “Then I don’t mind being one.” ~

Which is either comforting. Or very, very stupid.

It's weird I know. But, I just can't understand why they do that things. Like why do they choose to have fun, than doing and focusing in their own work. Why are they laughing in a fact that doesn't really fun to me. Why are they laugh so easily? Why did they do some stupid things, when they already figured out it will be stupid in someone's eyes? And many other why's. Just...why? You wouldn't understand well, because you weren't in my shoe. But, seriously I won't do such stupid things in front of a person's judging eyes. Why? Simple answer. You will probably look crazy like a madman.

Martin grumbles. "Nothing. Other than that Dad is probably right that the three of us are the dumbest team on the field ever”. "Yes, it is damn well thought out". Martin laughs. "The Three Stooges". "Who ?" "Forget it. Take a nap, maybe we can still run away”.

he said. USELESS!!! “Eh fuck shit Six, if you just call me that, I hope you don't call you don't know how nervous I am about what you did! You are really stupid !!!” I sighed. "Is that so hehe" I was even more irritated by the kind of laughter he had so I exploded, "YOU'RE STUPID I'M GOING TO KILL IT DON'T CALL ME IF YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT FOOL!" I would have killed him if he had spoken again.

As Bethany watched him roll over the ground like a small puppy, she crossed her arms. "HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA! You're stupid!" "Hah, excuse me?" "You're stupid, is what I said!" He screams, "What door would ever answer to you? They aren't living things! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bethany bites her lip hard. "I dare you to say that one more time!" "HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're really a stupid person!"

I step two steps closer to him, “It's not like you to run your mouth when you know that you should shut the fuck up.” Then Summer comes up from behind, “Are you idiots making stupid jokes again?” “Why the fuck are you calling us idiots now?” Devan turns around as he faces her. “Cause daddy said you two are worse idiots than Beavis and Butthead.” “What the fuck does your dad know about Beavis and butthead?” “You want me to call you Laurel and Hardy then?” I only but burst out in hysterical laughter, “No, I prefer the one before. Mat has his head up his butt half of the time as it is.”

“You too will definitely feel it someday, I will laugh the loudest if you become a fool for love. And laugh if you complain to me, you bastard!” Oliver didn't hear Logan's words at all, he was still laughing loudly, as if he didn't have the burden of life at all. While Oliver just tilted his face and annoyed. He felt stupid because he could tell the most embarrassing thing in his life. Oliver just sighed, he really didn't know how to stop Logan who was still laughing and mocking him.

Jeevika's Pov.:- Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! So stupid of me! He was collecting the bowls from the drawer to make the table before serving the food and here so stupid of me to act like a fool. What i was even thinking in the first place!? Huff! I've made a fool out of myself in front of him! And now he's making fun of me. So embarrassing!

This immediately pisses Dominic off and he snaps back, “The last time I checked you were the Three Stooges.” “Which,” Joseph says as he just can’t help himself, “It makes you a bit dumber than us.” Anthony is the first to protest, “You are so dumb you just called yourself dumb.” Dominic only continues to snap back, “What do they say, it takes one to know one.” “Did your lame ass just come up with that?” Mathew asks. “At least I have an ass.” “That is about all you got going for you.” “At least I got something going. You probably have not seen a pussy for years.”