Novel & Cerita Stupid Humor

Li Xian smacked himself in the head as he snarled furiously. “Am I the stupid one or my grandson who is a total idiot?” "Really , what if I'm stupid, grandpa?" Zhou asked innocently. Li Xian looked at Zhou Fu in despair, “ If you were an idiot, Grandpa would surely be very sad.” "Sad?" "Yeah, sad!" "What is the meaning of 'sad'?" Li Xian was wide-eyed. He shook his head and again realized that his grandson was indeed very stupid and innocent. “It's sad… How should I explain it… Sad is, when you feel uncomfortable with the news or something you just found out.”

Samuel could always crack the lamest jokes in the most monotone voice. The chat was laughing. [LOLOL. Professor Grant, you know your metaphors! I like crazy boyfriends!] [So, those four idiots were harassing Layla, and she should let a mad dog loose to deal with them? LMAO. The chaos! I love it!]

he said smiling. *Dug-dug-dug-dug!* Terrible! does this man want to give me a heart attack? My heart is about to explode. Help me! "Really? So, you want me to hit you 24/7? Every night? Seconds, Minutes, Hours? So you can have fun." I asked sarcastically. "HAHA! No, What I mean is, I like the way you make me laugh, Every single crazy thing you do is just--is just--- You're so stupid, HAHA!" he said while laughing as if there was something funny about what he said.-___-

You're also a mess talking to hubby. "Why does it seem like it's my fault, you're the one to explain?" "I'm not stupid to explain, you're just STUPID!" He said with emphasis. "You are STUPID!" I shouted and emphasized the word stupid, who is he to call me stupid huh?! "You're more STUPID!" Well, you want something like that huh, you thought I didn't know anything about that Ken, you're wrong because when it comes to that I'm good. "You mother f*cker!"

Brendon's smug expression, I knew that even she was well aware of it. Jones reluctantly stood up as he turned a few pages of the book in front. "Well, the title of the book is 'What stupid part of the stupid mistake made the God of stupidity stupid?'". Few people laughed at the back. "Oh how interesting, please keep going Mr. Wilson." Ms. Brendon announced. "W-well, the story is about a stupid king who was u-uh stupid enough to do an s-stupid mistake which was one of the stupidest things a stupid person could ever do."

Jeff stared at her "why... why are you laughing? Are you okay Stella?" Stella laughed more "unfortunately Jeff, you are a big fool!" He gaped "yes... yes... I know I am a fool, Stella please...." Stella shook her head "no... I said you are a big fool!" He nodded "fine Stella, I am a bug fool, I am so stupid, I know I am an idiot but please...." She smirked "I am so glad that you know that you are all of that." Stella dipped her hand into the back pocket of her trouser and went straight to the television.

Everyone just laughed like I'm just some kind of a psychopath, what's funny to them, they were laughing and pointing hands, and worse of it the subjects were laughing too, maybe I was stupid for talking without understanding anything, I shouldn't have let my curiosity get the better of me.

One stupid mistake. My fingers hovered over the screen, trembling. My vision blurred as I read the message again, slowly, letting the words sink in. A breathless, bitter laugh escaped me. "Right. A little mistake," I muttered. I didn't even care about the part where he said he loved her more. What burned was him calling it one stupid mistake. "Sleeping with my best friend," I whispered, a shaky, humorless laugh catching in my throat. "Just a little mistake." My thumb hovered over the screen, the taste of bitterness sharp on my tongue.

I'm not jealous, just stupid people who want to be slaves to love. I'm not like the idiot Shakespeare who glorifies love. Love is only for fools, and I'm not in that category. I stroked this stupid girl's hair, long blonde hair, blue eyes like the ocean even though it looks just silly when you try to look into her eyes. "I wonder, how much is your IQ? How much is Pentium? Too stupid!" "Stop talking! I want to sleep." I smiled and hugged this stupid girl harder. And kissed her cheek stupidly and packed, a strange combination I had just seen in this silly girl. So ridiculous, I can't even remember her name.

"What am I actually thinking? It seems like all the problems just grow into one and I don't know what to do. Thousands of times I have tried to be the best human being, but thousands of times I have also had to swallow all the refreshing tastes like this and it seems that this is not one of the reasons I am a person who is really, really, really stupid."