Stupid Humor Novels & Stories

“You have called me stupid on multiple occasions, told me I lack brain cells and what else.” “It was all a joke!” Christian defended his actions, but maybe if he never made those jokes in the first place, we wouldn’t have been here. “And I’ve never laughed, not once,” I told him. “Jokes are supposed to be funny.”

How could she have heard him say something like that? Was she stupid or was he crazy? She was stunned for a long time and didn't say anything. It was not until that man repeated it that Stella realized that she hadn't misheard him. Just as she was about to seriously think about this problem, a tiny Stella appeared in her mind and punched her. The tiny Stella glared at her and warned, "Stella aren't you stupid? Think about what he just said. He is probably just teasing you. If you are seriously thinking about it, you are stupid, really stupid."

“I hope you know that, you worthless piece of shit.” Any last hint of the human mask he wears slides away to reveal the cold lizard underneath. “Don't think I'm above closing your mouth the same way I closed your friend's.” As if on cue, the man standing at his elbow cracks his knuckles. Stupidity is what I would call my next move, but I'm already past my breaking point. A bubble of laughter escapes my lips. It's the most bizarre, unthinkable reaction possible, but there's no helping or taking it back once it's out.

Am I not going to die of pain soon? At this moment there’s only one thing going through my mind and that’s how stupid I am if there’s an award for the stupidest person on planet Earth it would be me. I’m so very stupid. I’m stupid for believing that we had a chance together. I’m even more stupid for believing that he’ll look at me the way he looks at his flings even if it’s lust in his eyes at least he’ll look at me and find something interesting about me. And I’m extremely stupid for thinking he’ll see me as more than just a friend

Leesa had to give the guy credit. He didn’t seem to let the catcalls and groans bother him. He either had the thickest skin in the world, or he thought the derision was in some twisted way an approval of his act. His jokes were new, but were equally as dumb as the last time. She wondered if he wrote the stuff himself or got it from some website—stupidjokes.com, maybe.

He scoffed before bursting into laughter. “ How stupid” He laughed “ I was so stupid really. What was I expecting? Did I really think it was possible? How stupid have I really become? I should have known from the start nothing will work out between us. We never started off in good terms so how could I really except everything to just work out between us? How in the world was that possibly going to happen?” He looked down. “ I was such a fool.. a big fool.”

“I was just commending him for not doing anything stupid last night and this morning.” “I don’t always do stupid things.” “Don’t you?” “Brian, do you think so too?” “Scott, what is stupid?” Brian asked “Stupid is someone who trusts someone even when it is obvious that they shouldn’t.” “Then, he is stupid, isn’t he?” Brian whispered in Scott’s ear, and Nicholas immediately began to chase them around. “I guess you decided to forgive him eventually, despite all the suffering his father caused and the one he almost caused.” “He is my only living relative now and it seems like the only one that could keep Brian happy for now.” Maya raised an eyebrow and said, "It is not what you think. That was m

"Ms. Sampson's villa isn't home for the homeless. They're your parents, aren't they, Felix? Figures. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Ugh, I can still smell the mud on them." Rage flared within my heart, but I held it back and quickly wiped the water off my in-laws. Diane had a short fuse. She would not stand for this insult, so she snapped, "And who are you supposed to be, you uneducated swine? How dare you call Felix a homeless man!" Zack did not hold back. Instead, he pressed on the attack. He picked up a ceramic ornament and hurled it at Diane. I deflected it with my hand, and the ornament grazed me.

*huff* "That's not an actual reason, dumbass" Dumb??? It's not dumb! "You look stupid. Are all humans the same?" What's with him? He called me a dumbass before and now stupid, and still, I can't get angry at him. Otherwise, he will snap my neck into two. "Hahaha" He laughed hard. "You are too small and can't talk, and you stink. Your blood is not giving me a smell, and you are too skinny to eat. You are not worth anything, so I don't have any reason to spare you"

He quietly came behind her and screamed loudly. "What are you doing Neha?" He screamed loudly in her ear and she jumped. "Oh my God bhaiya, what the hell is wrong with you?" Neha tried to scream back but failed due to her wild heart in her ribcage and shallow breaths. "It's always fun to scream in your ear." Mustafa said and he started laughing hysterically. "Not so much funny bhaiya. One day my heart will stop beating because of your stupid pranks." She said while gritting her teeth.