Stupidly Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

she shouted. "I laughed because you are so foolish. I have met many foolish people in my life but I can now see that your foolishness surpasses every other foolish person that I know. If there is any pageant organized for foolish people, I will suggest you should contest cos you are bound to win Miss Foolishness," I said as I roared into laughter.

I was so stupid! To be continued...!

I had to go crazy and hump a random guy before it stopped. Her: oh geez! I need to award myself with gold, aren't I amazing? (Teary laughing emoji) Me: (bored) get a life and get married. Her: when there are so many cocks to try? Never! (Extreme laughing) But don't worry, your package may or may not contain anything sexual and shocking. Just remember to take a pic of your expression and send it to me, I have to see. Me: if it's a stupid thing, don't ever come back to Washington or you're screwed!

I shrieked, my eyes nearly falling out of their sockets. “Oh shit! What the hell have I done?! How can I be so stupid?!” I yelled, snatching my phone from my ear, and with a speed as fast as lightning, I clicked on I*******m. “Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!” I yelled as I found the post and instantly deleted it. “You’re not stupid, Lucy. Don’t be ridiculous. It could have happened to anyone.” Beth deadpanned, but I refused to agree with her. “I’m so stupid. How the hell could I have made such a costly mistake?” I gasped as my heart pounded loudly against my chest.

He quietly came behind her and screamed loudly. "What are you doing Neha?" He screamed loudly in her ear and she jumped. "Oh my God bhaiya, what the hell is wrong with you?" Neha tried to scream back but failed due to her wild heart in her ribcage and shallow breaths. "It's always fun to scream in your ear." Mustafa said and he started laughing hysterically. "Not so much funny bhaiya. One day my heart will stop beating because of your stupid pranks." She said while gritting her teeth.

"Man, what did you just say?" The guy scoffs and repeats. "Stupid slut!" CJ laughs. "Please tell me it's me you called that." The guy scoffs. "It's your cheap whore right there..." "That's funny bro!" CJ laughs and the Indian guy joins in and now they are both laughing. "See you around bro..."

I said causing Ajax to cover his mouth to stop himself from laughing, "That, and of course, that sarcasm is smart people's natural defense against the stupids." "Shut up, Nerd, you're going to kill me over here," Ajax said as he tried to not laugh out loud, reminding me that everything is funnier when you're not supposed to laugh. The rest of the class was about the same as all my other classes, though the teacher did ask me to stop making Ajax laugh halfway through. I dropped the occasional sarcastic comment or witty answer throughout the class, waiting for it to end as my social battery was drained and I just wanted to go home at that point. There was only one class left in the day, and I

“Someone has to make sure you don’t do something stupid.” I smiled faintly. “Too late for that.”

I admitted, finally. "How stupid for me not to realize that! Ew I'm crying. Do I look stupid? I'm so stupid" I ranted and laughed at my own stupidness. Daniella engulfed me into a tight hug. I hugged her back this time. And this time I held her tight not wanting to let her go anymore. Ew. I definitely sound corny. Whatever. "Yeah, you are stupid. Stupid jerk" Daniella says laughing. I joined her not minding how wet we are already.