Theatre Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

I whined because I was so embarrassed while he laughed at me. "Hate pollutes the mind." He quoted again and I whimpered. "Next time, pay attention!" He stated, giving me a look. "If we’re quoting Shakespeare, I want to add one." I scoffed crossing my arms on my chest. He motioned his hand to tell me to go on. "Hell is empty and all the devils are here." I spat angrily but it only amused him more and clapped for me as if saying ‘bravo.’ "I hate you... go to hell!" I scowled and grabbed my bag to leave the room. When I was at the door he spoke again.

But maybe this was the effect of whatever they let me drink. My throat was dry as if I had been under the sun for hours. “Hey, Adrian. Can I have some water?” “You’re not in a restaurant, babe.” “But you’re good wearing a waiter uniform, dude.” I shut my mouth up. My eyes widened. Why did I just say that? It even garnered laughs from the audience. “Your head is so big like Megamind, but your mind isn’t that mega, is it?” The audience started laughing. “Do you think you’re funny?” He glared down at me. His face flushed with anger.

I knew he wasn’t asleep because there were still dim lights and I could see the light from his laptop. There is at least five more hours left before we have to leave to the gala. Nathan is so tensed that he had his frown glued to his face even when I had cracked the funniest joke, it is from the internet but I was trying to lighten the mood. Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.

> "This isn't a joke, Escalus." _*]:min-w-0"> "Everything's a joke if you look at it right. Existence is absurd, we're all going to die eventually, might as well laugh while we can." _*]:min-w-0"> "I'm going to enjoy making you bleed." _*]:min-w-0"> "See, now you're getting into the spirit of things. Violence with flair, that's what the people want." I stripped off my jacket and handed it to a freshman who looked starstruck. "Let's give them a show, shall we?"

someone disdainfully remarked. The crowd laughed maliciously. Brandon Carter leaned in front of Octavia Everly and said mysteriously, "What's good in bed? Useless! Let me tell you, in such matters, I've encountered a lot while acting, and I can easily make her suffer!" Lyra scornfully laughed, "When did you start acting? Aren't you just an extra, without even lines?" "I'm serious!" Brandon Carter rolled his eyes. "Okay, tell me," Octavia Everly said, lighting a cigarette.

James’ laughter obviously ruined the play, but when he realized that Ronny did not end the shooting there, his cheeks bulged, and he restrained his expression. ‘But what should I say next?!’ He actually forgot his lines. Seeing that James did not utter his lines, the other party guessed that he had forgotten his lines, so he improvised. “Have you gone dumb?” As soon as Ronny ended the shooting, the two actors lay on the interrogation table and started laughing. “Is it funny to forget the lines?” Ronny reprimanded them instantly. The two stopped joking immediately. “Let’s go again.” The scene did not make it through Ronny’s demand for perfection until the end of the second attempt.

I shook those thoughts from my head and we entered the theatre. Someone approached Mr Hamilton, "Oh, Hamilton. What a surprise seeing you here." Hamilton turned towards the man, "What are you doing here, Jack?" Jack let out a laugh and said, "This is theatre. what do you expect me to do other than watching a movie?" Hamilton said, "You never watch movies here. Where else would you come to watch this particular one?" Jack looked at Mr Hamilton for a moment and said, "Well maybe I wanted to watch it today."

Gunner laughed and shook my shoulder, “See, you get it?” he laughed and pointed at the huge TV screen. “I get it” I chuckled, “Though, I feel like I should be weirded out that you were using quotes from a kids movie while I was sitting on your face?” I teased and elbowed his hip. Gunner purred and leaned down to press his lips to my ear, “Well, you know we can replay the scene, the one where you ride my face to infinity and beyond” he said softly with a seductive undertone.

I began to laugh, remembering the talk, "what's the big deal?" "What's the big deal?" Elisabeth gaped at me and I raised an eyebrow. "I just made a harmless statement," I shrugged as I turned my back to her and started walking away from her. "Sarafina, are you crazy? Quentin is the most powerful person that I know and I've never seen him looking so, so-..." She stopped, zooming past my face and stopped a few inches away from my nose, "how...how did you do that?" She asked me, her voice suddenly a whisper as she looked at me in amazement.

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”