Think Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

"The last time I went to the movies I watched a very boring comedy.” "No wonder. You look so uncomfortable tonight that the last time you saw the premiere of a movie must have been in 1992, and at that time they didn't make cool movies even "he comments in his mocking tone. Without thinking, I slap your arm, laughing. He laughs even louder, causing chills in the back of my neck. "It hasn't been that long!” "If movie comedies don't please you, what makes you laugh easily?” “My friend Penelope after five glasses of beer or two shots of tequila “I answer, without hesitation.

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"

I asked, offended by his remarks. “No, no, of course not,” he responded. I sighed in relief. “You’re more like a broken clock type of funny.” “What’s that supposed to mean?” I asked. “You’re only funny twice a month,” he laughed as his punch line hit. “You know what else is funny? You sleeping outside tonight because there’s no one to let you in.” I said, jabbing at the fact that he would be standing outside because I was not around. “I have a spare key, Einstein, and hotels?” He responded, laughing at my failed attempt to get him back.

You told me you did too. Ethel curls his lips as if trying to control his laugh. And when he couldn’t resist, he lets it out. What’s so funny? I think. ‘’Yes my sister. He says, still giggling. ‘’Mortals do have sleep. But it’s not only when you’re tired. Some sleep even simply. It’s funny the way you say it.’’ ‘’What an odd thing is it to do simply I wonder. And what is so funny about the way I say it? I said the way you told me.’’ Now I looked like a fool in front of Ethel.

I muttered, “if I wanted you dead, I wouldn’t poison you. I’d shoot you instead.” Their mouths dropped open, and I realized too late that I shouldn’t be joking about something like that. A nervous laugh fell from my lips. “I—I was only joking. You’d be able to smell poison from a mile away, and I know you’ll get the gun away from me within seconds.” Devrim was the first to break the silence. “You humans have a sick sense of humour. I don’t really see what’s so funny in what you said.” “I’m sorry.”

“Maybe something funny. I need to laugh.” Tariq nodded. He flipped through the channels until he found a comedy film. As the movie started, we both settled into the rhythm of eating and watching. Tariq kept sneaking glances at me, teasing me lightly every now and then. “So, do you always laugh that much at terrible jokes, or is it just when I am around?” Tariq asked, his tone playful as the actors on screen delivered another corny punchline. I rolled my eyes but couldn’t help the smile that spread across my face. “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“Even his own family knows it. So to have such an amoral man moralizing to his son is ironic to the audience.” She paused for effect, then added, “It’s doubly ironic that the humorous passage has become one of Shakespeare’s most quoted, as words to live by. Or, as Mr. Sapling so eloquently put it, awesome advice.” "Bravo, Ms. Morris!" the professor cried, clapping his hands. “Good to see someone here is paying attention. Now…”

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

tab tu mujhe Mar Dena. Fab3, MaElena and Max are looking at him like he has grown a tail.. Cabir saw their faces and said.. Cab:Why are you looking at me like that.. Muk:kaise kaise I mean kaise yaar..Humesha tu aise bekar ki lame jokes kaise mar sakta hain.. Dhr:Yes yaar..it's better to listen jokes in Tamil than listening yours..jitna hum tamil sunke apne dimag ko karab karte hain..Utna hi Tere jokes sunke karte hain..

"I thought I knew how to make an omelette. I guess not." "Don't beat yourself up, or should I say cut yourself up?" "Haha, that was terrible." "It was good, it was a good joke," "Then how come I'm not laughing?" "Cause I think you cut up your funny bone too," Marcus couldn't hold back his laugh, "that made no sense, at all." "Yet you laughed, so mission accomplished. When I was a kid, my dad would make a bunch of dad jokes whenever we got hurt just to distract us from the pain, they were rarely funny." Marcus chuckled. "But it's the effort that counts, huh?"