Novel & Cerita Wedding Quotes Funny

"Ex-fiancée niya ito. Ikakasal na sana sila, pero bigla siyang humingi ng mamahaling engagement ring at nagpumilit ng bonggang kasal. Ang kaibigan ko ay karaniwang lalaki—imposible na mabili niya lahat ng iyon. Naghiwalay sila, pero ngayon pinagsisisihan niya ito at nagpakita sa lugar nito, pinagbantaan na saktan ang kanyang sarili." Huminto si Jake, pagkatapos ay nagtanong, "Laura, hindi naman aasahan ng pamilya mo ang isang malaking, magarbong kasal, hindi ba?" Kumunot ang noo ko. Ang pagtatanong tungkol sa mga inaasahan sa kasal ay maayos, ngunit ang paraan ng pag frame niya nito, na parang inihahanda niya ako para sa isang bagay, ay hindi ako mapalagay. Gayunpaman, sumagot ako, "May bina

“At saka, aren’t you thrilled? Ang sarap kaya sa feeling makaranas ng kasal tulad nito. Ang swerte naman ni Sia.” “Weddings are only special if the person you’ll wait at the end of the aisle is someone you love and spend your whole lifetime with,” sambit nito na parang may malalim na pinaghuhugutan. “So no. I don’t like wedding unless you’ll be my bride.” Natigilan ako sa sinabi nito. I look at him and found him looking at me seriously, there’s no hint of foolishness in his eyes making me let out an awkward chuckle.

sigaw ni Marco, kumunot bigla ang kilay ko at tiningnan ko nang mariin si Marco, ibinalik ko rin naman ‘yung tingin ko sa babae at na-realized ko na baka siya umiyak ay nabuntis siya ng lalaking hindi pa siya napapakasalan, since she does not have any wedding ring. “Nagugutom na ako, Baby. Nagjo-joke lang ako sa tubig at juice, hindi ka ba magtatanong kung anong gusto kong kainin? Hindi mo na ba ako mahal?” nag-pout ako habang nagpapa-cute sa kaniya, hindi siya sumagot at tatlong beses siyang lumunok.“Saka umupo nga kayo, para kayong baliw!” ani ko, umupo naman sila pareho at saglit na tumahimik ang paligid.

Mark bring out some fucking papers and I really don't care where he get that, my eyes are fixed in you, in your brown eyes that seems drowning me into it while you’re smiling at me dearly, they keep on pushing you to be near me, they keep on chanting the words, "ikasal na yan." The words I feared in this life. Yet, I just smiled at their craziness, goddamn these people. Megan stood up with Mark beside her acting like a witness as they are all engrossed in this so-called wedding of you and me. I bite my lips to stop myself from laughing.

Nang marating namin ang pinakatuktok, namangha ako sa ganda ng city lights ng London. “Cheers, my love—to our marriage, and to a lifetime of laughter, love, and beautiful moments together!” matamis ang ngiting sabi ni Abe habang iniaabot sa akin ang isang baso na may lamang wine. Totoo ba ang narinig ko? A lifetime together? “To our marriage!”

Nagulat ako at nabalik ang isip ko sa kasalukuyan nang biglang magsalita ang host ng event. "Family, and friends! What a joy it is to have you all here tonight to celebrate this incredible milestone – a 75th wedding anniversary! That’s right, 75 years of love, laughter, and lifelong memories. Let's give a round of applause to our guests of honor, the ever beautiful and lovable couple, Mr. and Mrs. Galvez!" Punong-puno ng enerhiya na sabi ng host.

narinig kong bulong nito kaya bigla akong natauhan at mabilis na kinuha ang kamay niya. "You can't, I will not allow you to slip away again," ganting bulong ko sa kaniya. She smiled at me. "I love you." "I love you too," sagot at mabilis na sinakop ang mga labi niya. Isang malakas na tikhim ang nagpatigil sa akin. "The ceremony is not yet started, but you already kissed the bride," saad nang wedding officiant namin. I chuckled, while everyone is laughing, but my wife is blushing.

Tumingin sa aming dalawa si lolo ng mariin bago tumango. "Plan the d*mn wedding then."

A wife who could talk to his investors about their business, could entertain them…at higit sa lahat, mahal ito ng asawa. “I’m asking you to…to leave my husband.” She’s fighting too much not to cry. And she wanted to clap her hands, dahil nagawa niya. And as if she just told a joke, Vanity laughed. An insulting laugh. Napatingin sa kanila ang ilang taong nasa coffee shop din. “Oh God!” Nagpunas pa ito ng mata, nagkandaiyak na sa kakatawa. “It’s been a long time since I laugh that hard.”

i can't stop myself from commenting. He smiles, step closer to me. "I won't get tired feeding you with my sweet words, love and you knew that." He wink at me so I can't stop laughing, hinampas ko siya sa braso to stop him. We forgot na nasa harapan pala kami ng maraming tao. "ehem, Father pwede ba kiss the bride na?" Sigaw ni Annie, sinundan ng malakas ng tawa ng mga imbentado sa kasal namin.