Wedding Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

Mark bring out some fucking papers and I really don't care where he get that, my eyes are fixed in you, in your brown eyes that seems drowning me into it while you’re smiling at me dearly, they keep on pushing you to be near me, they keep on chanting the words, "ikasal na yan." The words I feared in this life. Yet, I just smiled at their craziness, goddamn these people. Megan stood up with Mark beside her acting like a witness as they are all engrossed in this so-called wedding of you and me. I bite my lips to stop myself from laughing.

Nagulat ako at nabalik ang isip ko sa kasalukuyan nang biglang magsalita ang host ng event. "Family, and friends! What a joy it is to have you all here tonight to celebrate this incredible milestone – a 75th wedding anniversary! That’s right, 75 years of love, laughter, and lifelong memories. Let's give a round of applause to our guests of honor, the ever beautiful and lovable couple, Mr. and Mrs. Galvez!" Punong-puno ng enerhiya na sabi ng host.

A wife who could talk to his investors about their business, could entertain them…at higit sa lahat, mahal ito ng asawa. “I’m asking you to…to leave my husband.” She’s fighting too much not to cry. And she wanted to clap her hands, dahil nagawa niya. And as if she just told a joke, Vanity laughed. An insulting laugh. Napatingin sa kanila ang ilang taong nasa coffee shop din. “Oh God!” Nagpunas pa ito ng mata, nagkandaiyak na sa kakatawa. “It’s been a long time since I laugh that hard.”

i can't stop myself from commenting. He smiles, step closer to me. "I won't get tired feeding you with my sweet words, love and you knew that." He wink at me so I can't stop laughing, hinampas ko siya sa braso to stop him. We forgot na nasa harapan pala kami ng maraming tao. "ehem, Father pwede ba kiss the bride na?" Sigaw ni Annie, sinundan ng malakas ng tawa ng mga imbentado sa kasal namin.

" I pursed my lips trying to stop myself not to laugh. The script he said was so convincing for the people who are watching. They didn't know it was full of lies. But how can I laugh in a situation like this? Sinabi ko na rin ang vow ko. Partida, kinabisado ko pa 'to sa loob ng isang linggo. Hour passed. Magkahawak ang aming mga kamay habang nakatayo. Patapos na ang kasal at nagawa na namin ang lahat ng steps sa kasal. And now, this is the most disgusting scenario that will happen. "In the presence of your family and friends, you have joined yourselves in marriage. Now that Alice Deborah Quinto and Dean Larry Quinto have given themselves to each other by solemn vows, with the joining of hand

Muli niyang binalingan ang emcee. "As we raise a glass to toast the happy couple, let us remember that love is a journey, not a destination. It takes patience, understanding, and a willingness to grow and change together. But with the love and support of family and friends, anything is possible. So let us celebrate this engagement with joy and enthusiasm, and let us look forward to the day when Syrellie and Dwayne exchange their vows and become husband and wife. Congratulations to the happy couple, and may your love continue to grow and flourish for many years to come. Cheers!"

I teased. "Aalagaan naman kita. Mas masarap kapag wala kaya nga mas gusto mo 'yon?" My cheeks blushed instantly. Why are we even talking about getting pregnant and weddings. As if that will happen. "Anyway, the wedding is getting nearer. Behave. Don't do something that will ruin the celebration." Banta ko. "Kung hindi lang para sa'yo, matagal ko ng ginawa, Happie. Be thankful that I'm in love with you."

Sabi ni Avery, "Halos nakalimutan ko na ang sinabi ko." "Kung gayon ay magsabi ka na lang ng ilang salita! Hindi mo kailangang magsalita ng masyadong mahaba. Ang mga wedding guest ngayon ay halos kapareho ng mga kasama mo sa dati mong kasal. Lahat sila ay malapit na pamilya at mga kaibigan." Sabi ni Avery, "Sige. Bigla akong kinabahan." "Walang dapat kabahan. Magsaya ka lang."

Anang katabi niya at tinapik pa ang lalakeng nasa passenger seat. "Fuck you! You're not invited at my wedding." Gigil na sabi nito. Nagtawanan naman ang iba. 'Yong nagsalita naman kanina ay parang maamong tupa na nagmamakaawa doon sa lalake. Tumayo pa talaga ito para yakapin 'yong nasa harap sa leeg. "I'm just kidding bud. 'To naman di na mabiro. I'm your bestman right?"

Lalong lumakas ang tawanan. “Kidding aside,” seryoso niyang dagdag, “huwag mong paiiyakin ang ate ko. Kahit kuya pa kita, ako ang magiging kalaban mo kapag sinaktan mo siya. Congratulations to both of you.” Nakipag-fist bump siya kay Rhett at mahigpit akong niyakap. “Thank you for the heartfelt messages from the newlyweds’ families. Let’s give them a round of applause,” sabi ng host.