Wedding Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

“Well, since punishments are being planned, I say we better get this celebration started!” Kumalat ang champagne, kasabay ng pagtaas ng saya sa maliit naming pagtitipon. Pinuno ni Sheila ang bawat flute, inabot isa-isa. Nag-toast si Sheena, ang mata kumikislap parang bituin. “To think we assumed you were just stepping out for some innocent fun! To the newlyweds—may your journey be as spontaneous and beautiful as this celestial night.” Tumingin si Wilbert sa akin, malalim, para bang nakikita ang kaluluwa ko. “Thank you, Sheena.”

Madami pang sermon ang sinabi nito hanggang sa narating na nito ang pinakadulo ng seremonya. "Do you Aries, take this woman, Haven, to be your wedded wife, to have..." "Perfectly, lovely wedding! Loveliest wedding I ever saw. Oh, I do love a good wedding, don't you? Doesn't she make a lovely bride?" Lola Farrah has been sitting in the last row of the congregation and speaks in a shrill voice. "Shh! 'Yang bunganga mong gurang ka manahimik ka!" pagalit na sabi ni lola Feliza.

Naging emosyonal na ako. Lilie, I'm sorry for hurting you this past few days, I didn't meant to hurt you, baby. I'm just planning our wedding day without noticing it by you. As I promised, today, exactly in our 6th year anniversary, I will marry you. You will be my Mrs. Montiero. Happy 6th year anniversary, baby. I can't wait you to become my wife. I love you my future wife, my future Mrs. Montiero. I love you, always. Lucas

Kakatapos ko lang mag-toothbrush kasi matutulog na kami. “Yes?” tanong ko. I looked at him through the mirror. He stared back at me, there was a mischievous smirk on his face. “You know what couples do after the wedding?” Tumawa ako. “Na-advance na nagawa, diba?” He immediately let out a bark of laughter. Pinanliitan niya ako ng mata. “But I still want it. We still need a honeymoon, Jessica.” …

tanong ko. "Seryoso yarn?"sagot nito. Ngiting ngiti ito sa akin na parang tuwang tuwa sa nakikitang expression ng mukha ko. Marahan akong napabuntong hininga. Nagulat pa ako ng bigla nitong pitikin ang ilong ko. Pagkatapos narinig ko ang malakas na pagtawa nito. "Napaka-seryoso ng asawa ko. Bawal ba akong mag-joke? Hindi ba nakakatawa?" Narinig ko pang wika sabay taas ng kanyang daliri na may suot na wedding ring.

Dahan-dahang tumayo si Lara at kinuha ang microphone. "On this joyous day, as you step into the beautiful journey of marriage, I want to express my heartfelt happiness for you. Your love story has been a source of inspiration, and I feel privileged to witness the beginning of this new chapter. As you say "I do," please know that your friends stand by you, celebrating your happiness and wishing you a lifetime of love and laughter. May your marriage be as beautiful and enduring as the friendship we share. Cheers to the bride and groom! Wishing you a lifetime of love, joy, and countless shared adventures. Warmest wishes to the both of you....soon, ako na naman!" tawa ni Lara sa kanilang dalawa.

KFC at Pizza. Wow, tsk, this is my wedding food. And instead of wine, champagne, and cocktails, I'm drinking coffee! Ano 'to? Lamay 'te? Pepsi laughed and shook her head. I looked at her, feeling annoyed. I want to choke to death! "This is the worst wedding ever! Oh, gosh, I can't wait to tell this to the amazonas back home." She continued laughing and taking pictures of herself eating pizza and drinking coffee.

May pagkain pa siyang nakita sa side table niya para hindi siya magutom sa loob. "Dont' worry, my love, alam nila kung ano ang milagrong ginawa natin sa kwarto." Naibulalas niya ito nang ito ang sabihin ni Venice mismo kagabi. "They enjoyed my company and the food." Napangiwi siya nang maalala pa ang sinabi nito, "And they thanked us for inviting them. We will give the invitations to them when everything is set for the wedding. Lord!" Nakuyom niya ang mga kamao nang biglang bumukas ang elevator. "Damn it, Venice." Hindi niya mapigil ang sariling 'wag alalahanin ang lahat. That should be memorable but she ruined it again and turned out as an embarassment.

My system is in chaos, but I stayed still, enduring the pain that’s slowly killing me inside. Masigabong palakpakan ang iginawad ng mga bisita sa amin. People were smiling as if they’re really happy for us. Pero hindi ko magawang ngumiti pabalik sa kanila. Hindi ko na kayang magpanggap na masaya. “Smile, Symphony. Smile for these people and cameras your father had invited to witness this fucking wedding,” bulong sa ‘kin ni Wesley.

Napatingin ako dito at napangiti. "Sige po. Maraming salamat at napakalaking tulong nito sa akin at sa mga kapatid ko. Congratulations po ulit." wika ng host bago ito umalis. At kami naman na naiwan ng asawa ko ay bumaba na rin ng stage syempre todo alalay ako dito. Naglakad na kami ng sabay palabas ng venue. Binulungan ko pa ito na; "Love, tapos na ang wedding. Ano ang next?" patay malisyang tanong ko dito ewan ko ba kong gets niya ang sinabi ko.