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Hindi maiwasan ni Lennon na tumulo ang mga luha. "Remember the time when we both promise to get married at the same aged?" Masakit na tumawa si Lennon at pinunasan ang luha. "I'm still looking forward for that. Kahit alam ko na iisang babae ang gusto natin." Huminga ito ng malalim at umubo upang mawala ang nanqmumuong luha niya. "May the best man win right?" Tumatangong sabi ni Lennon. "You win. Yenna chose you." Masakit man para kay Lennon ay ngumiti parin siya rito. "So please fight for her. She chose you and don't hurt her." Umiiling na Sabi ni Lennon.

Sumilay ang pilyong ngiti sa labi niya habang si Hera naman pigil ang pagtawa ng makita ang reaksyon ni Rhayan. Muling nagpatuloy si Hera sa kanyang wedding vows habang iniinda ang mga malagkit na tingin ni Rhayan sa kanya. “Noong niligawan kita hindi ko alam na ganun kita kabilis mapa oo. Feeling is mutual.” Nang tingnan niya si Rhayan lalong nang-aakit ang mga mata nito habang nakatingin sa kanya. Ramdam niyang gusto na siya nitong buhatin at ilabas sa venue dahil sa pagpigil ng gigil nito. Nanatili lang nakabuka ang labi ng lahat habang nakikinig sa vows niya. Sinadya niyang idaan sa joke ang lahat dahil ayaw niyang maging emosyonal siya sa pagsasabi ng vows niya. Ngunit hindi niya talaga

" I pursed my lips trying to stop myself not to laugh. The script he said was so convincing for the people who are watching. They didn't know it was full of lies. But how can I laugh in a situation like this? Sinabi ko na rin ang vow ko. Partida, kinabisado ko pa 'to sa loob ng isang linggo. Hour passed. Magkahawak ang aming mga kamay habang nakatayo. Patapos na ang kasal at nagawa na namin ang lahat ng steps sa kasal. And now, this is the most disgusting scenario that will happen. "In the presence of your family and friends, you have joined yourselves in marriage. Now that Alice Deborah Quinto and Dean Larry Quinto have given themselves to each other by solemn vows, with the joining of hand

Muli niyang binalingan ang emcee. "As we raise a glass to toast the happy couple, let us remember that love is a journey, not a destination. It takes patience, understanding, and a willingness to grow and change together. But with the love and support of family and friends, anything is possible. So let us celebrate this engagement with joy and enthusiasm, and let us look forward to the day when Syrellie and Dwayne exchange their vows and become husband and wife. Congratulations to the happy couple, and may your love continue to grow and flourish for many years to come. Cheers!"

I teased. "Aalagaan naman kita. Mas masarap kapag wala kaya nga mas gusto mo 'yon?" My cheeks blushed instantly. Why are we even talking about getting pregnant and weddings. As if that will happen. "Anyway, the wedding is getting nearer. Behave. Don't do something that will ruin the celebration." Banta ko. "Kung hindi lang para sa'yo, matagal ko ng ginawa, Happie. Be thankful that I'm in love with you."

Sabi ni Avery, "Halos nakalimutan ko na ang sinabi ko." "Kung gayon ay magsabi ka na lang ng ilang salita! Hindi mo kailangang magsalita ng masyadong mahaba. Ang mga wedding guest ngayon ay halos kapareho ng mga kasama mo sa dati mong kasal. Lahat sila ay malapit na pamilya at mga kaibigan." Sabi ni Avery, "Sige. Bigla akong kinabahan." "Walang dapat kabahan. Magsaya ka lang."

Anang katabi niya at tinapik pa ang lalakeng nasa passenger seat. "Fuck you! You're not invited at my wedding." Gigil na sabi nito. Nagtawanan naman ang iba. 'Yong nagsalita naman kanina ay parang maamong tupa na nagmamakaawa doon sa lalake. Tumayo pa talaga ito para yakapin 'yong nasa harap sa leeg. "I'm just kidding bud. 'To naman di na mabiro. I'm your bestman right?"

Lalong lumakas ang tawanan. “Kidding aside,” seryoso niyang dagdag, “huwag mong paiiyakin ang ate ko. Kahit kuya pa kita, ako ang magiging kalaban mo kapag sinaktan mo siya. Congratulations to both of you.” Nakipag-fist bump siya kay Rhett at mahigpit akong niyakap. “Thank you for the heartfelt messages from the newlyweds’ families. Let’s give them a round of applause,” sabi ng host.

“Well, since punishments are being planned, I say we better get this celebration started!” Kumalat ang champagne, kasabay ng pagtaas ng saya sa maliit naming pagtitipon. Pinuno ni Sheila ang bawat flute, inabot isa-isa. Nag-toast si Sheena, ang mata kumikislap parang bituin. “To think we assumed you were just stepping out for some innocent fun! To the newlyweds—may your journey be as spontaneous and beautiful as this celestial night.” Tumingin si Wilbert sa akin, malalim, para bang nakikita ang kaluluwa ko. “Thank you, Sheena.”

Madami pang sermon ang sinabi nito hanggang sa narating na nito ang pinakadulo ng seremonya. "Do you Aries, take this woman, Haven, to be your wedded wife, to have..." "Perfectly, lovely wedding! Loveliest wedding I ever saw. Oh, I do love a good wedding, don't you? Doesn't she make a lovely bride?" Lola Farrah has been sitting in the last row of the congregation and speaks in a shrill voice. "Shh! 'Yang bunganga mong gurang ka manahimik ka!" pagalit na sabi ni lola Feliza.