Romans & histoires Weird In Tagalog

(this people are ability users) the boss introduced them one by one and the group turned loud when they saw Christian “tangina! May bata! Gagawin mob a yang pampataba sa lupa pag mamatay?” (Crap! A child! Will he be useful as a fertilizer when he died?) Christian flinched when he heard the statement. He knows that there will be a backlash when they find out that a child will tag along

Young Kai furrowed his brow at the girl's question. "Huh?" "Sabi ko, “Bakit ka umiiyak?” bingi ka ba? (I said, 'Why are you crying?' Are you deaf?)" the girl asked. "Sorry but I can’t understand you," he replied, still confused by what the girl meant to say. "Patay! Alien! (Shoot! Alien!)" the girl exclaimed, slapping her forehead. "What?" young Kai asked, confused. " Paano ba ‘to? Hmm… Ah! Why you cry? Teka tama ba? Basta ‘yon na ‘yon! (How do I do this? Hmm... Ah! Why you cry? Is that right? Well, close enough!)"

sigaw ko dito "Syempre mag sasalita ako lalo nat hindi kita kilala malay ko bang mamamatay tao ka pala please lang pakawalan mo na ako wala akong alam na atraso sayo at mas lalong wala akong kaalam alam sayo ang gusto ko lang naman ay umuwi ng pilipinas para makita ko na si ate at makapagpahinga" agad kong pinunasan ang luha ko. "PLEASE-"

Could he be a scammer? : Kakaiba ka, hindi ako makapaniwala na makakaramdam ako ng ganito. (You're different, I couldn't believe I could feel this way.) I am shocked that he can speak Tagalog. I didn't think I could talk to anyone else who was good at Tagalog except Fritz, Ev, and my parents. : Are you Filipino? You can speak Tagalog... A few minutes passed without anyone replying so I just put my phone down again and closed my eyes.

" you can still watch it soon baby, right now Tay, Krist and I should gather all information and strategies that Mr. grey has so that we could use it with you guys" " what the hell" I returned to my senses when my phone suddenly vibrated Off is calling.. what should I do?.. should I answer it? But... " Hello?" (Marupok ka Gun * here in the Philippines we call a person MARUPOK, when the person is easy to tease with or in other terms WEAK.. here Gun, is marupok because instead of not answering the call he immediately swiped and answered it without even thinking 🤔🤔😒😒)

Zeph Pov Nagising ako na medyo mabigat ang pakiramdam ko. Para bang may bahagi ng aking katawan ang nawawala. Bumangon ako sa kama at nag-unat-unat ng aking mga braso. Wala namang kulang sa akin. It's weird. Complete pa naman ang buo kong katawan ngunit hindi pa rin nawawala ang aking pakiramdam na tila may nawala sa katawan ko. Ipinilig ko na lamang ang aking ulo at pilit na iwinaglit ang weird na pakiramdam kong ito.

Dahan dahan siyang naglakad at sumandal sa gilid nito. Where on earth am I? I mean. They speak tagalog and looks like Filipinos so I guess, I'm still in the Philippines right? Somewhere na parang alam kong napaka-pamilyar. Oh my god, Manila? This is Manila right? Parang pamilyar yung mga buildings na nakatayo dito. So that means, Pasig river 'to tama? And this brigde.. MacArthur Bridge? Uhm no. Santa Cruz bridge yung nakalagay. How the hell—

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"kaso may pagka-weird at masungit ka." Gusto niyang tanungin dito kung bakit nito iyon nasabi gayo'ng iyon naman na ang normal niya. He's weird? What the fvck?! Hindi ba ito aware na marami ang babaeng nagkakandarapa sa kanya para lang matikman siya tapos ito sasabihin lang siya ng weird.

Chaotic minds and a heart full of what-ifs. I sigh. Muli na namang bumalik ang mga agam-agam ko tungkol doon sa nangyari sa amin sa Cebu. Ayokong mag overthink but with those mix signals and sexy as sin smiles, naiisip kong kilala niya ako. Na gaya ko hindi rin niya malimutan ang gabing ‘yon.