Useless In Tagalog Novels & Stories

Sarcastic I slowly close my eyes i feel the peace in this kingdom, i fell like im home. I open my eyes where am i? Its so dark i cant see anything! I hear some voices whispering in my ears i hate it! "Wag kang mawawalan ng pag asa hija" i heard it, whats this? "Zuri wake up" ""What do you think my daughter you can have a happy life?" Im scared, im so scared Its look like an echo inside in my mind "Baby dont hate me okay? Uhmmm daddy loves you so much kaya gising ka na"

"Your solution was a good idea but--it didn't seem right. What about love? Do you love me?" "Love! What is love? It's just a word that was often misused to express lust. A guy would say 'I love you' when he really meant 'I want to make love with you'! Gusto mo ba ng mga ganoong kasinungalingan, Mina?" Umiling si Mina. She was dizzy with the crazy proposal. "Paano magiging maganda ang pagsasama natin kung walang pag-ibig na namamagitan sa atin?"

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singhal nito. "That is one of the beke language na ang ibig sabihin ay tomboy or lesbian." Paliwanag ko sa kanya. "Hoy, umayos ka huh! Don't tell me na namamakla ka na!" "Tsk...pasmado na naman 'yang bibig mo. Narinig ko lang 'yan huh!" Natawa na lang ito at kapagkuwa'y biglang nalungkot.

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*** FOOTNOTES (1) Tonta: A colloquial Filipino term that translates to “fool” or “idiot” in English, often used derogatorily to described someone perceived as lacking intelligence or making foolish decisions. The term can vary in tone from playful among friends to more serious depending on context.

Inis kong tanong sabay turo sa sarili ko. Ba't bigla-bigla nya nalang akong tinatawag na bitch?! Inaano ko ba sya! "What? No! What I mean is do you like beach?" "Do I like bitch? DO I LIKE BITCH?? Abay gagu ka ba? At sino namang baliw ang gusto ng bitch ha!" Pasigaw kong saad sakanya. "Gosh ang bingi nya sobra." "Beach like dagat in tagalog Ms. Vee! Gets mo po ba huh??"

sagot nya sa akin Pinunasan ko ang luha ko, "Ang hina mo naman pala eh. Hindi ka marunong sumugal. Wala ka bang sariling utak ha Wade? Kung anong gusto nila, dapat ikaw din ganon? Ang hina mo! Hindi mo ako kayang ipaglaban! Simpleng gulo palang ito pero nag papadala ka na agad sa iba?"

thanks to her for saving me that day. ********** A/N: 'Tangina' is a curse word usually used by Filipinos to express anger or any other emotion. A common term nowadays and is used to sound punk and cool in the Philippines. It originally meant "a bitch mother" if translated verbally. The male lead of the story here is a mafioso or gangster, so the word suits him as an expression. It is a vulgar cuss word in the Philippines that could be associated with words like fuck, shit, bitch, and other curse words.

depensa ko. Heaven's sake! ‘Wag na ‘wag na ‘wag na ‘wag mong babanggitin ang hinaharap ng mga babae! Takte, nakakababae ‘yun! At itong pesteng mokong na ito! "At saan banda? Umbok, my ass. Foam lang ‘yan ng bra mo, uy!" nakangisi niyang turan. At, talagang nakangisi pa siya? Asan ang hustisya!?