Witty English Sayings Novels & Stories

I said lazy. Come on, isn't there a more sensible saying for times like this? "It's a joke, idiot!" she snapped. This is just funny. I burst out laughing, seeing Violet's face scrunched up in annoyance. Our senses of humor are so different, it's weird considering we've been good friends until now.

Pretending to play dumb and make him repeat what he said I asked, "Excuse me, sir, I barely have any idea about what you really mean..?" "Look here, stop acting all innocent because I know you know what I mean, see I don't know why you are playing hard to get!" Cutting him up in a very still and calm voice, I asked, "Can you please stop cutting through the corners, sir? I am lost here and I barely understand the figures of speech you are using. Please hit the nail in the wall, thank you "

I straightened my shoulders and settled on something I was in fact, very proud to boast. “I don’t mean to toot my own horn but I never end a sentence with a preposition. I just think it’s bad manners and anyone who actually cares about the English language should certainly know better,” I said, matter of fact. Crickets! Chirp, chirp! *Goddess, really Cadence?? I can’t STAND you sometimes,* Fanny said, admonishing me. “That’s … good to know. Not something I ever put much thought into I guess,” April said, looking at her sons, who smiled nervously.

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" You are just too bold and very honest with words." " In order words what I think my friend is trying to say is that you should sometimes...." Kim squeezed her face trying to emphasize her words. "You should sugar coat and not drop the bullet straight." Alice eyes seemed to be lost in empty space but she was indeed paying attention to what the girls were saying. "For example, instead of 'you look miserable' you can say you look like 'you could use some rest.' "Oh... I didn't think of that. That sounds peaceful." The girls nodded. " So... Do you still want to go?"

She smells like old pennies. ‘Old pennies?’ I snorted. For once, my wolf was making me feel better instead of annoyed. ‘I heard that!’ ‘There’s definitely a saying about eavesdropping, Reg.’ ‘Yeah, I know it.’ He shrugged. ‘Don’t eavesdrop or your ear will get chopped.’ I stared at him, dumbfounded. ‘No, you dummy. It’s: eavesdroppers never hear any good of themselves.’ ‘Po-tate-o, po-ta-toh.’ He wagged his tail.

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I stood there, feeling foolish, exposed, and furious all at once. Just when I thought I might actually pass out from the tension, he spoke. “So,” he said slowly, his voice low and husky, “you’re the dumbass failing English.” My stomach twisted instantly. Anger surged through me like fire. “Yes,” I snapped back, meeting his gaze boldly, “I failed English. But I’m not a dumbass.” He leaned back slightly and chuckled, clearly amused. “I can see you’re a proud dull brain,” he said with a grin. “Probably filled with fish cells instead of thoughts.”

he wheezed, “do you have any idea how terrifying you are?” She looked genuinely confused. “For asking a reasonable question?” “For finding the single most devastating technicality in the English language.” “I'm literally just stating facts.” “The problem is that your facts are somehow more violent than most people's insults.” “Thank you.” “That wasn't a compliment.” “I'm choosing to receive it as one.”

She mutters with a casual shrug of her shoulder like it was no big deal. “You mean to tell me why you threw me under a bus.” She looks horrified. Her eyes are wide along with her mouth. “I did no such thing. Why would I try and throw a human under a bus? I would rather just remove their spine.” “It’s a figure of speech. It means, why did you screw me over.”