Novel & Cerita Witty English Sayings

"Quickly, get to the point before I go to sleep!" "Huh?! Okay, okay, I’ll try to shorten it! You don’t know the art of speaking!" "If everyone learns the art of speaking like you did, it’s guaranteed to be boring and send people to sleep in a blink!" "Dare to make fun of older people, huh?" "Yes. Why? It looks like someone said yesterday that they know how to return the favor, right?"

“Fuсk you, Elіjаh, уоu thіnk because уоu’rе ԛuісk wіttеd wіth thаt ѕmаrt mоuth that you’re аbоvе everyone else.” “I knоw I’m аbоvе уоu, wеll еvеrуоnе is whеn іt соmеѕ to аnуthіng intellectual,” Elіjаh ѕсоffеd. Harsh but truе.

“Truth hurts, doesn’t it?” “What about ‘persistent’?” He counters. I roll my eyes. “That’s one way to put it.” “Or, maybe ‘physically strong’?” “Absolutely not.” “Smart?” “Good one.” “Right right. Insanely intelligent. That’s better.” “You forgot ‘humble’,” I retort sarcastically. “Ok. How about clever?” “That’s pushing it.” “Frustrating?” “Yes!” I give him a mocking clap. “You finally got one right.”

His accent is thick and sharp, his smile cruel. The shorter man beside him grins. “Joe didn’t say we’d have company tonight. But I’m not complaining.” He takes a step closer, his eyes sliding over me. “Cat got your tongue?” “It’s mouse,” the thin one corrects him without looking away from me. “What?” “The saying. It’s cat got your tongue.” “Who cares?” the short one laughs. “Cat, mouse—it doesn’t matter. I like both.” I take a step back. “I don’t want any trouble. I’m just going inside.”

"Grumpy" "Ugly" "You!" "you're lack of attention"

she shouted. "I laughed because you are so foolish. I have met many foolish people in my life but I can now see that your foolishness surpasses every other foolish person that I know. If there is any pageant organized for foolish people, I will suggest you should contest cos you are bound to win Miss Foolishness," I said as I roared into laughter.

Wisdom said with concern "I don't need your fucking concern Mr Wisdom and the last time I checked, I don't need anyone to check on me," Kelvin said, "a problem shared is a problem solved " wisdom said. Kelvin could not imagine what happened to him, he was really angry about what happened to him now,

She asked an interested question. My grin widened even more when I thought of the nonsense again. "Plastic, the kind word in my language is plastic." "Plastic? Besides being a bitch Haya Kaira is also a plastic!" its lively language. All she could think was that it was praising the young lady. Fortunately, I am safe from this nonsense because I am the only one who knows other English terms here. I'm holding back my laughter now but it's really hard to stop so I'm already laughing out loud. My walking companions, especially Ysabelle, were amazed.

As if a bucket of water was poured down, the ladies' expressions turned sour. "Wait a minute," the guy excused while getting his phone. "I have a dictionary application here," he said then browsed at his phone screen. "These are the synonyms of the word dumb. It says: fool, stupid, idiot and gullible." He stopped for a moment. Next, he looked alternately at Almond and the other girls. "What should I do?" He heaved a sigh. "I don't think these words are enough to describe the other girls. What about? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Ahh! What about..." Before he uttered his last words, the smile on his face disappeared, "BRAINLESS?" He uttered in cold tone while poring at Freesia and the other women.

He crossed his arms while narrowing his eyes at me. Time passed while playing, laughing and revealing a few things about each other which made me late for the office. Just thinking about it gives me a weird feeling. •••••••••••••• 'Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see'. ~Mark Twain. I used this quote in my poem. H.LOCKHART.