Witty English Sayings Novels & Stories

he replied. I raised a curious eyebrow. I hadn’t expected him to say ‘yes’. I tried to think of what might be a good phrase and something I wouldn’t say by accident. I thought of quite a lot of random phrases and ideas, but most of them seemed kind of silly. Of course, keeping it sort of silly might make this idea work best. A small word or phrase to keep us smiling whenever I say it, instead of fighting. "Unicorn," I finally replied with a giggle. "And you better watch out or I’ll be saying that in front of your tough mafia buddies."

Michael asked in astonishment, his eyes goggled at her assertion. "Don't ever bring up that phrase, ye will only be a laughingstock to the world." Sheila pouted and frowned. "The world finds everything amusin'---even death is humour to them," Sheila said. "And that reminds me, my friend and I were walkin' besides a busy road sometime now. Then came an elite speedin' his car, and he drove into a poor man, causin' his body to leap aisles over the next road. It took him a heartbeat and the man was dead. To my surprise, some men had found it amusin'. They uttered humourous words 'bout the poor man crossin' the road without his turn. I'm not to blame the poor man; I am to blame the Elite."

he looks down smirking. “Vitali says sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.” “The lowest form of wit is anything that comes out of Vitali’s mouth,” he corrects. I cover my mouth to muffle my laugh. “What the hell did you just say about me, jerk face?” Sounds Vitali as he pokes his head around the front door of the packhouse. “I said you’re an idiot,” Chris deadpans. “Takes one to know one,” Vitali retorts. “Is Setia still not here yet?”

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

she had said. [Friend, huh?] Hunter thought, weighing the word in his mind. [Friend . . . ] He closed his eyes and sighed. *** A Note On Madness: "Away with the fairies" is an idiomatic expression which is used to describe someone who is not in touch with reality, whether they're mad (as in crazy), distracted, or in a dreamworld.

' but you are sitting yourselves' I said ' this is my office,I have rule on that' he said ' what if I don't follow every fucking rule?' I asked him.she smirked. ' then count your selves sacked' he said putting more stress in the word sacked. I smiled.there is an expression of are you crazy on his face. I hold myself not to laugh. ' then I will prefer to be sacked than facing some rules' I said. ' then count yourself sacked' he said. ' it is my pleasure' I said standing up. Evans words echoes on my head

She mumbled. "Estúpida (Idiot/nitwit,in Spanish)" Royal scoffed and Angel raised her brows. "What's that?" She asked. "I said you're cute" Royal replied. "Liar! That doesn't sound like something cute! Tell me what you said" Angel snapped "No" Royal scoffed. "Then I'm gonna search it up" Angel said. "Search up your assignment also then" Royal said "Okay sorry I won't" Angel immediately said and Royal scoffed.

“ Ouch, I am hurt and touched by this action. Truly action speaks louder than words.” “ Dont ...” A hiccup leaves my mouth stopping me from that i wanted say. Now that I think I dont even know what I wanted to say. Another leaves my mouth and the words I want to say are more slayed. I can't even make out a fool sentence everything seems to be a jumbled mess in my mind.

"You good-for-nothing, why are you laughing?" Ao Shi shouted in a cold voice and said sarcastically, "You can still laugh at the end of your life?" "At the end of my life?" Samuel laughed and said, "There is a saying on earth. Do you know what it is called?" Ao Shi was startled and did not reply. "You are so ordinary, but you're so confident." Samuel says with a cold laugh.

It has been a while since I had a reason to smile and as stupid as this is, it is making me happy. “Let me pourest thou a drink-eth.” I joke back. “And I shall drinketh thine coke-ith with much glee.” Cash laughs at the two of us. “Maddy, you really need to brush up on your old English.” “Hey. Thou shant hate-ith on me just becauseth thou be-ith jealous.” Maddy tells Cash. Cash just shakes his head, his eyes filled with laughter.