You Are Made Of Stupid 소설 & 이야기

And crap I think I broke my booty, no more booty calls. “Stupid wall which crackhead made a wall in the middle of the street” I mutter to myself, but ladies and gentlemen... The wall replies... “It's you clumsy women that conjure up evil plans in your head in the middle of the day and are unaware of your surroundings” that’s it. Hold my earrings, imma beat this wall... Wait since when can walls talk? I look up and see a tall, very tall, man.

I don't know why but my embarrassmen was so strong I felt my eyes sting as tears built up in them. I felt my lip tremble as the tears ran down my face. I'm so stupid! What was I thinking? How can I be so stupid! I should have never gotten out of bed. I should have stayed here, I had no place or no business looking in there. Goddess I'm so stupid I thought as my chest heaved. Even my angel was embarrassed. I could feel how embarrassed he was. I felt him come forward with me, both of us looking at them. And both of us extremely embarrassed the moment we made that stupid sound.

Woah, calm down, I'm just curious. Pissed if questioned and prodded its side, "Are you stupid?"

I shrieked, my eyes nearly falling out of their sockets. “Oh shit! What the hell have I done?! How can I be so stupid?!” I yelled, snatching my phone from my ear, and with a speed as fast as lightning, I clicked on I*******m. “Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!” I yelled as I found the post and instantly deleted it. “You’re not stupid, Lucy. Don’t be ridiculous. It could have happened to anyone.” Beth deadpanned, but I refused to agree with her. “I’m so stupid. How the hell could I have made such a costly mistake?” I gasped as my heart pounded loudly against my chest.

I’m so stupid. “And yet I’m the bad guy here,” I said pointing to myself. “I never expected you to deviate from your old habit in less than three months. We’re humans, Mr Starks. Old habits are hard to deviate from. I was stupid enough to understand that, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt having to constantly listen to your phone ringing every time,” he eyed it briefly. “And it’s not only that. I gave myself to you knowing very well that you’re about to be a married man. Stupid Miles, right?” “Miles-“

I asked. "Yes. And It's stupid ,I know ,but you don't have to be subject to this forever." He said. I sighed and rubbed my forehead in exhaustion. "I know. You've told me multiple times you can't be with me ,but I can't pretend I don't care about you. Seeing you dealing with awful men jrks me ,and I wish I could make it feel better." He said softly.

"Well you're not only stupid, but your stoopid." "Ha. Who's stupid now? There is no such thing as stooooopid. Just stupid. Like you." "You're not from my world so you don't know our slangs, stooooopid." "That word doesn't even make sense, stupid." "Ren is stoooopid. Look at me. Vines wrap around my arms and legs because I am so stoooopid to ignore Rose's warnings about Mr. Creeper vines. Now I am hanging on for dear life and having Rose to help me not to pummel to my death." I said mockingly.

Their stupidity never grows old. Dumb fun amidst serious issues,how stupid and immature. Mature statues, infant brains. I scoff. "You'd have requested ours, we're forever available. We can currently endeavor few rounds if you desire?....." Freya knocks their heads both. "Quit stupidity for once" she knocks again. Serves them right. That definitely sent wisdom waves into their infant skull. "Again you've pulled this family into the mud Caroline" mom begins. "You've once again made us laughing stocks and that we can never accept"she adds.

You're also a mess talking to hubby. "Why does it seem like it's my fault, you're the one to explain?" "I'm not stupid to explain, you're just STUPID!" He said with emphasis. "You are STUPID!" I shouted and emphasized the word stupid, who is he to call me stupid huh?! "You're more STUPID!" Well, you want something like that huh, you thought I didn't know anything about that Ken, you're wrong because when it comes to that I'm good. "You mother f*cker!"

I'm a big MORON! 'Atlast she confesses it.' I rolled my eyes at the annoying voice in my head. I just wish it could shut the fuck up and leave me alone. 'Hey, I heard that' the little voice in my head scoffs. Like I cared. Wait, who are you anyways? 'I'm you stupid.' Ha, right. If you are me then why are you insulting me? 'Because you are S-T-U-P-I-D.' See, if you are supposed to be me then you are just insulting yourself too. So then that just makes you stupid too.