You Are Made Of Stupid Novels & Stories

Stupid fools! ***

He in turn groaned in reluctance, and a moment's stillness later, he spoke like he was spilling gold out of his pie-hole, "I am the one who you like to call the Jerk Mummy King." Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like 'I did not mean to make that face out loud'? Yes. That face. I was making exactly that face right about now. The Oh-sh*t-I'm-screwed face. Think! Think Lithe think! You are the sassy, smartassy most awesome little lollipop triple dipped in brilliance. Making an excuse is a piece of cake. Anything will do. Just speak up. You know you have got this. You can do this!

He explained. Sometimes you act stupid, Hannah, actually no you are stupid you a Queen of stupidity. Why don't you understand that simple thing before Sam?!

And who is stupid enough to try and break into my house? *******************************************

I look like a stupid person fighting over this old mansion, and my dad made me look like a stupid woman even more! "Argh! I hate this f*cking life!"

I thought love was something that made you weak. I thought it was stupid. That is until I met him...

Stupid flowers don't even why I bothered. Damn…this isn't good

"You're mad at me, so you ran off? To get back at me, you're hanging with a lowlife like him?" His venomous words got under my skin. I snapped, "Shut up!" Taking a deep breath, I said firmly, "You're the real lowlife here." I threw his poison back at him, and it felt like reclaiming a piece of myself. "Don't call me again. We're done." I hung up, blocked the number, and turned to Stanley with a sheepish smile. "Sorry about that." He grinned, winking. "Treat me to dinner, and we'll call it even."

All my questions was "Why? Why does it have to be me? Why do I have to be so stupid and foolish? I should have known none of this was gonna work out." "He still remains the scumbag that took my dignity!"

I heard, "WHY? What in the hell is wrong with you Brooks? Why would you do something this stupid after last time?" I said what are you talking about I didn't do anything stupid. You did. She said, "What in the hell did I do?" I said you fell for a piece of sh*t. I'm cursed Crystal. I'm not supposed to be happy. So just let me drink myself away in the peace of my unfurnished home, that I was stupid enough to think would make me happy. That would make us happy. She said,