You Are So Dumb Jokes Mga Nobela at Kwento

“Pѕѕhhhtt, lіkе I’m аnуоnе’ѕ monkey. You’ve barely gоt a brain сеll to rub tоgеthеr іf wе’rе talking аbоut actual іntеllіgеnсе then I think you’re wау оut of your lеаguе, mауbе juѕt ѕіt thеrе аnd lооk рrеttу.” “Fuсk you, Elіjаh, уоu thіnk because уоu’rе ԛuісk wіttеd wіth thаt ѕmаrt mоuth that you’re аbоvе everyone else.”

I said to him, throwing tantrums like a child. "Damn, Nola. I didn’t know you were dumb!" he said and sighed. He massaged his temples before looking at me again. And what did he say? Me? Dumb? I leaned back a little and held my chest dramatically. "Wow! Me? Dumb? Who's better at choosing fish, huh?"

“You aren't really smart, are you? Maybe today isn't your lucky day. I mean, your plan failed again, just like the last one. You must feel so sad.* I let out a small laugh and left her there.

Don't you think you're a joke? "That's right! You keep on trying to make yourselves look good. You talk about yourselves as if you're the strongest in the world. It's an absolute joke. Don't you feel embarrassed saying all of that? If you really have such strong opinions, then go try and change the rules. We're not the ones who set the world. We're not interested in trying to pass with all of you either?! Do you think we're happy having to look at your ugly faces?"

I hit my head with my palm "stupid, so fucking stupid!" Tears were rushing down my eyes in their torrents. "Are you ok babes?" Kevin rushed up to me with a worried look on her face. I was heaving like a mad woman. She engulfed me in a hug. "I know that he is your man but are you not feeling a little too strongly for his dad?" That was Kevin, always looking for ways to lighten up the mood. Dark humor she always said makes the world go round. But I couldn't even laugh at the joke at this moment since I realized that I was the joke myself. For believing in Darius again and putting my heart on the line.

I can't believe that someone could utter such a dumb and stupid statement. "I never knew you are this dumb. How do you expect me to tell my family such blatant lies that hold no water? Do you think my family members are fools? Do you think they don't know me well enough to know the things I can do or not? Now listen carefully Mr. Dumb Head, my family knows what I am capable of doing, and sleeping with a stranger and getting impregnated by him is not one of them. I will never tell my family such blatant lies!" I fumed in anger.

"What do you have that Mark lacks?" Zheme shrugged his shoulders, a tiny smirk lifting the left corner of his lips. "The looks, I suppose." "Ye, we know you look much better than him, but your personality is garbage, you don't even how to laugh at a joke." Zheme's smirk went missing and a sneer took its place. "If your stupid jokes were funny enough to make me laugh, wouldn't I?" Andrew frowned. "But my jokes are funn—" "No they're not." Both Josh and Casper interjected in unison.

But probably he'll ask me why did I go home early. I can just say I need some rest, right? I'm good at lying so he won't catch me. 『Do you think it's a good excuse, you dumb? 』 "Who are you calling dumb? I'm using your brain, excuse me." 『So are you saying I'm dumb? 』 "Oh, you're dumber than me. You're dumber than the dumbest." I angrily retorted to her. As if I will let her win. But sure, that's a dumb excuse to use. Should I say I fainted again? Ah, but this driver would spill the truth. Ah, did he hear me talking to Heather? Maybe?

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!

I fell on my delicate butt cheeks and even the dumbest person in the world would know how painful that is. Dylan, just like I expected, started laughing. Is he fucking serious? I just fell on my butt guys! My butt! I guess the dumbest person in the world didn't figure out how painful it was. Then I connected the dots, everything fell into place. The warm this was his chest and the scent came from him which means, I was burying my head into his chest all along! Are you fucking kidding me! "You're literally the dumbest person I know" He said as he starred down at me. Couldn't blame him. The only talent he had was to throw rude remarks.