You Are So Dumb Jokes Mga Nobela at Kwento

‘Dummy, if I exaggerate, basically you are also exaggerating because we are the same person,’ I reply in a duh tone. ‘Nope, you and I are not the same person because I can also talk now,’ ‘No, you can’t talk on your own I make you talk,’ ‘Whatever floats your boat, honey,’ ‘Don’t call me that idiot,’ ‘stupid’ ‘dumbo’ ‘Hehe, you called yourself dumb,’ winter laughs. ‘Oh, so now we are the same person?’ I mock her. ‘The person you are trying to call has had enough of Kiara’s nonsense and has gone to hibernation. Please leave a message after the beep beeeeeeeeeep.’

He made me laugh, a genuine, bubbling sound that felt good after the fear. “Your turn,” he challenged, when he finished. “Tell me a joke. Something to keep the darkness at bay.” I thought for a moment. “Okay, okay… What do you call a fake noodle?” He raised an eyebrow, a slight smile playing on his lips. “What?” “An impasta!” I delivered the punchline with a flourish, and he actually laughed, a deep, booming sound that warmed the room. “Alright, alright, that was a good one, for a rookie,” he teased. “My turn. Why did the scarecrow win an award?”

Before he could say whatever he wanted to say, I cut in. "If you're just going to stand there like unwanted wannabes, you might as well bring everyone joy by leaving the class." The guys were shocked. Then one of them—the one with the cockiest smirk—responded, "I don't waste my breath on worthless things." I propped my hand under my chin, staring at him lazily, already thinking he was the one with the lowest IQ by the way he responded. "Quit trying to be a smart-ass when you're just a real ass. I mean, your ass must really get jealous of your mouth for all the shits that comes out of it."

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

he says simply. I blink at him. “You always do.” He tilts his head. “You look like you could use a dumb joke.” “I really could.” He leans in. “Okay, what do you call a chicken that crossed the road, rolled in mud, and came back?” I stare at him. “A dirty double-crosser.” I snort. “That’s horrible.” He grins. “But you laughed.” “I did not.” He lifts a brow. “You giggled.”

My smile widened as I mindlessly took off my jacket setting it down on the leather seat. I clung to Dalton chatting with him as Enzo thought it was the time for the like of the day as he called it. It was one of those stupid habits that we had going on as kids and it kinda stuck with us and Enzo was the one with the shittiest and corniest jokes. I braced myself to hear one of his dad jokes, Dalton was holding in his laugh at the eager look on his brother's face already. "What do you call a joke without a punchline?"

I tell him m with a grunt. “A joke. I understand you're sad that I want to stay away but can you refrain from calling our relationship a joke?" The chuckles turn into full blown laughter. Well someone is happy with women. Why would he not? “You are an idiot." “Okay now you are just jealous." And they laugh again. There is nothing remotely funny about this clown so I do not understand what they keep laughing at. “Can you be serious for once? I need to ask you about something."

“You are very stupid LIana, you are the dumb one! You are so dumb to the extent that your selflessness has caused you not to discern that you are surrounded by liars” “Actually, I don’t care about you and I am here for all the drama, take note, I would make sure that I expose your affair with Bruce Lawrence! Trust me that I would do everything to ruin you” I chortled before I pursed my lips to stipple my laughter. “You think that I am having an affair with Bruce Lawrence? This shows how foolish you are and would forever remain! You can think whatever you want to but the truth remains that you are dumb!”

' Blackmailer- 'Yeah you are a brunette bimbo with small boobs and zero IQ. I bit my lip from wailing in desperation. It's another thing being called dumb and stupid, it's completely different being taunted on physical appearance and I definitely didn't appreciate it from my boyfriend, fake wasn't a good enough excuse. 'I bet they are bigger than your d!ck.' Drew- 'Shit just got serious! Brb getting some popcorn!'

I can't– I just can't with this friend of mine. "Your jokes are all lame. Even an infant won't find it funny." I said and they all laughed at what I have said. Well, it is the truth. "Who would laugh at a joke saying 'are you a clown? 'Cause you're just a clown'?" I asked. " It looks like someone is stunned because of the smile for his love of his life." Mr. Kirke was teasing Mr. Disero. I was curious to know who it was but ended up not to ask since it was none of my business.