You Are So Dumb Jokes

Si Katherine Grace Yuzon isang kilalang writer sa Pilipinas at tagapagmana ng kanyang lolo na ai Rodelio Yuzon, na naghahangad lamang ng simpleng pamumuhay. Masayahin, matalino, matapang na babae at mabuting kaibigan si Katherine subalit may katigasan ng ulo kaya parating sermon inaabot sa kanyang lolo. Dahil sa kanyang katayuan sa buhay, nangananib ang kaligtasan ng dalaga kaya muling nag-hire si Mr. Yuzon ng bagong bodyguard na magaling, maprinsipyo at mapagkakatiwalaan na si Luke Gabriel Bustoz . Isa sa rason kung bakit nawalan na ng laya si Katherine sa mga nais niyang gawin. Mabuti naman nagkita muli sila ng kanyang college friend na si Denzel Haze Villarosa na isa namang recording artist na matagal nang may gusto sa dalaga. Gagawin niya ang lahat para mapunta sa kanya ang atensyon nito. Paano kung dumating ang panahon na susubok sa kanilang kakayahan at nararamdaman, kaya pa bang ipaglaban ang pag-ibig sa isa't isa? Pipiliin pa ba isaalang-alang ang mga bagay na mas mahalaga kaysa sa propesyon o kapwa igigiit na ipaglaban anuman ang maging patutunguhan nito?

It was all supposed to be a one night stand between Alpha Leonardo and the hybrid omega, Cora. Alpha Leonardo is broken after having been rejected by his actual mate and it is only a one night fling as suggested by the white witch that'll help him to get over his first mate. What happens when Alpha Leonardo unknowingly has a stand with an omega, a hybrid at that and what happens when he finds out she is his second chance mate? "You're a hybrid, there's no way I'll accept you. Get out'" He yelled as he pushed her away. She held on to her injured arm as she got up. "I won't let you go so easily, Alpha. You're mine and I'll make sure I get you." She told him, determined.

"You are nothing but a selfish and ruthless man, Adriano. I hate you, you despise me. A betrayer like you always remains a betrayer." Mia yelled at the man standing before her. Adriano chuckled, a dark expression appeared on his face. He stormed towards her and pinned her against the wall, "You are mine and no one else." "You Are Mine, Mia Marcello. Date all the men you want, their dead bodies will keep piling up then."

No good relationship can be built on a lie but, Lenny and Dash don't care much about that. They are ready to do whatever it takes - lying and manipulating those around them to get what they both want. It's why they get along so well. But Lenny's relationship with Christian is much more complicated. He's the father of her child, her first love, and her unhealthy obsession. When their lives unexpectedly intertwine; secrets come to the surface, loyalties are tested and lives are on the line.

“Prepare a divorce agreement for me. I want to divorce my husband,” ***** Of all the things I had ever imagined happening in my life, divorcing my husband was never a part of it. I loved Josh with everything in me. I took out my heart and gave it to this man, but he didn’t think twice before crushing it. I abandoned my life, my kingdom, I put my career on hold, and I hid my identity just to be with him, and after promising me his loyalty, he threw away everything after three years once he got everything, and I became a trash to him. I was going to make things work between us. I was going to find out what went wrong and work on it. However, while I was working hard to make our marriage work, Josh was busy cheating on me. He never realized that just one call, and he would lose everything he ever worked for. I made up my mind not to keep quiet any longer. I would make him regret ever messing with me…

Miguel Javier Mortiz, a 26 year old bachelor who fell in love with Gabriella Marie Joson, a 16 year old teenage girl. Sa unang pagkakataong nasilayan ni Miguel si Gabriella ay may kung anong klaseng damdamin ang napukaw ng dalaga sa kanya. Her innocent eyes took him by a surprised. Sinubukan ni Miguel pigilan ang damdamin, ngunit tila bomba itong sasabog kahit ano mang oras. Alam niyang mali, pero hanggang kailan niya kayang itago ang nararamdaman para sa dalaga.

Maxime Jaccob Ainsley, a man who hates women because of his mother's past actions. He always plays women and changes every night. Until one day, he gets a woman as a guaranteed gift from someone. Her rebellious attitude made Jake even more interested in to subduing the woman. Will Jake succeed in luring Maria, or will he be captivated by his slave?

Savannah was an adorable college student. To revenge her ex-boyfriend, Savannah was boldly intended to kiss a "handsome enough" man and take a video to piss her ex off. However, she chose Callan, the most eligible bachelor in the world. Out of Savannah's prediction, she was teased that she had no idea what a real kiss was. Then the man even taught her in person. In a great panic, Savannah ran away. Savannah left a deep impression on Callan. However, he never thought he would meet Savannah so soon, especially, at the... male toilet!

On my fifth birthday with Zachary Murdock, I sit once again in front of a full table of cold food, just like every year before. Zachary had promised, as always, to spend the day with me. And, as always, he breaks that promise. This year, it's because his childhood sweetheart wanted to shoot a set of "artistic photos". She invited him and a few of his close buddies to be part of it. Without hesitation, he ditches me again and runs straight into her arms. At 11:00 pm, his childhood sweetheart posts a photo to her social media and sets it so that only I can see it. In the picture, four men are in nothing but black briefs and Windsor-knotted ties. They kneel around her while she is draped in sheer fabric like a goddess. The caption reads, "Some people beg for crumbs, but I own the entire bakery." I take a screenshot. Then, I send it to the girlfriends of all three of Zachary’s best buddies. If they all look down on me this much, let's hope they don't end up on their knees begging me someday.

Being a billionaire, I've had a fair share of women in my life. But the first time I laid eyes on her, I couldn't help but have her in my arms. I knew what had to be done, I needed to make her MINE. But that wasn't an easy task, considering how resilient she can be. The more I got to know her, the more I realized what a different and strong woman she was. I wanted to give her everything but trust? that had to be earned and she had done nothing but hid from me since the beginning. She was ruining everything we had just to protect a single secret, she didn't trust me enough for it. "It's better this way" she said, but was it really?